Some of you may already be familiar with the female side of us: http://adultfriendfinder.com/blog/hysteroyster/ If you enjoyed that wise-cracking sexpot, you'll also enjoy the male half of this Bonnie and Clyde partnership. We are both very romantically invested in each other and are happy when our partners are happy and free. This involves a lot of fucking, by our own selves and/or as a duo. [B]She is[/B] gregarious, smart, likes boobs AND balls with a gusto. [B]He is[/B] a lean mean sex machine, keen on eating out and eating in if you know what I mean. [B]She says:[/B] We are pretty balanced in terms of roles in the relationship but you know I'm the smarter one. [B]He says:[/B] Arguably, I'm smarter because I found you in the first place.

My Ideal Person Preferably we like people who crack bad jokes and can converse in geekspeak.

Good manners is a must, but must also know how to break rules.

Please be Drugs and Disease (DND) free. We are, so take your time to check. Believe us, it's worth it.

She is into boobs of any kind. Body odour is a turn off, food is a turn on.

He is into boobs of any kind. Also into beer of any kind. So a drinking buddy is a plus.