UPDATE I CANNOT SEE EMAILS ON HEREUNLESS YOU FRIEND MEINSTANT MESSENGER DOES NOT WORK Hi everyone Just be careful because people are going crazy from being in lock downActually Ive just been talking about this with the microwave and toaster while drinking coffee and we all agreed that things are getting badI didnt mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everythingCertainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant In the end the iron straightened me out as she said everything will be fine no situation is too pressing The vacuum was very unsympathetic told me to just suck it up but the fan was more optimistic and hoped it would all soon blow over The toilet looked a bit flushed when I asked its opinion and didnt say anything but the door knob told me to get a gripThe front door said I was unhinged and so the curtains told me to yes you guessed it pull myself together I hope it made you smile I am a MAN NOT BI I like a woman not a young girlI love women who know what they want and knows how to get it One that doesnt mind getting dirty but cleans up beautifully she likes to wear jeans shoes and a sexy top or shorts sandals and a sexy top but loves to always dress hot and sexy when the time permits and always wears clothes that show off her curves that I love to see one that likes wine whiskey vodka but doesnt mind a beer one that likes to eat good food but prefers to cook at home Im 6 255 shaveH hair brn eyes athletic buildtold that Im charminghandsome intelligent friendly easy to get along with love to talk fun to be with funny Please understand that I am a standard member and I am limited to profiles pictures emails If you would like to talk and see about a connection then leave a message and allow me to see a picture of you as I have done the same

My Ideal Person Same as above PLEASE leave the drama head games somewhere else stop asking questions that you wont answer but expect me to Dont be the jealous controlling woman be passionate in life love adventureI will be the same loves to please as well as be pleased loves to be spontanious has a wild side loves to be open and likes adventure like sex in public places occasionally likes to watch porn likes long secession of foreplay leading to great sex with multiple orgasims likes to kiss cuddle and loves me to walk up behind kiss her softly on the neck and nipple on her ear if all is allowed the opportunity to let her know by moving my hands slowly touching every part of the curves of her beautiful body ending in passionate kissing I know that time is limited due to family work and other responsibilities but both of us knowing that this is the moment that matters and to take the opportunity

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, A dark back alley, A movie theatre, The stands at a sporting event, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, An elevator, Anywhere

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Blindfolds, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Ability to be discreet, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Creativity/Kinkiness level, A little of each

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've done it so many times that I've forgotten how to type with two hands.

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