The sex jokes pile up, But I started it, you see. -If I claim the title now There's no way it can claim me. So I'll laugh the hardest later When they throw their jokes about, If my head is filled with laughter Then there'll be no room for doubt. For you're sliding off my shirt As I choke down a protest Maybe if I keep it quiet Then you'll finally love me best Maybe if I hold my breath And release on count of ten... Maybe if I don't say no Then you won't need to again. For the sex jokes pile up But I started them, you see -If I claim the title now There's no way it can claim me...