A story that may or may not be true: Once I was walking down the street with [B]8[/B] dollars in my hand. A street merchant called out to me and said "Hey it's going to rain soon, why don't you buy an umbrella for only [B]4[/B] dollars?" So I bought the umbrella. Only after getting a little further I realized I accidentally gave him [B]5[/B] dollars! So I turned around and walked back, hoping to get my proper change. But the merchant was gone! And then it started to rain. The umbrella was so weak it was torn after just one drop. I spent the next [B]7[/B] days trying to find the mysterious umbrella peddler. Until I finally found him. I told him, "I spent [B]7 days[/B] looking for you to try and get the change you owe me! For my time I think you owe me [B]9[/B] dollars for my trouble!" The man looked at me quizzically. "Have we met?" he asked. I said "last week I overpaid you for an umbrella with [B]5[/B] dollars! It broke and then I spent [B]7[/B] days trying to track you down!" "But I've never sold umbrellas, sir" he said. "Are you sure you have the right salesman?" He then got irate and shouted "Get out of my face! I will be giving you [B]0 dollars[/B]!" I walked away and screamed back "By the end of the day, you'll be [I]worth[/I] [B]0 dollars[/B]!" Later that day I found AFF and forgot all about my vendetta against the swindler.

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Ability to be discreet, Sexual appetite, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship

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