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The five stages of drunkeness 1/16/2006 Stage #1 -- Smart <br> This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject. You know all and greatly wish to express this knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you ar 0 Comments, 1223 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Trade 1/9/2006 The president got off the helicopter in front of the White House with a baby hog under each arm. The Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "Nice pigs, sir". <br> The pres 0 Comments, 223 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Senior's Sex 1/9/2006 Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, "Well, tonight’s the night we have sex!" <br> And so they did. <br> As they are lying in bed aft 0 Comments, 305 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Babies 1/9/2006 A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Cynthia just told me? That babies come out of the same place where boys put their dicks?" <br> "Yes, dear" repli 0 Comments, 192 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The male ego 1/3/2006 Two very senior citizens were at their nursing home reminiscing about their past. <br> “You know, when I was 20, I could get a hard on so powerful, I could grab it with both hands a 0 Comments, 191 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Coffee and tea 1/3/2006 Stewardess: Sir, would you like to try our TWA coffee? <br> Passenger: Nope, but I would sure love to taste your TWA tea! 0 Comments, 151 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The 1/3/2006 A lonely businessman is wandering the streets outside of his hotel when he's approached by a . <br> "Honey, you look bored. I can give you the best handjob of your life, and it'll only cost 0 Comments, 214 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Anal sex 12/31/2005 A woman goes to her doctor. "My husband has developed a fetish for anal sex. I really want to know if there's anything I should be worried about." <br> He doctor asks her, "Well, have you 0 Comments, 310 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The and chick 12/29/2005 A chicken and are wandering around the field one day when the falls into a mud puddle and gets stuck. The chicken yells out "Don't worry, I'll find something" and heads back to the farmhouse. He 0 Comments, 181 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Guys and feelings 12/25/2005 Most of my friends are women and they usually have the same complaint - their boyfriend/husband/boy toy won't talk about how they feel. <br> As I guy, I do feel, but I don't think I've ev 0 Comments, 64 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Guys and feelings 12/24/2005 Most of my friends are women and they usually have the same complaint - their boyfriend/husband/boy toy won't talk about how they feel. <br> As I guy, I do feel, but I don't think I've eve 0 Comments, 40 Views, 0 Votes |
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