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Just a Little holiday cheer, LMFAO 12/13/2007 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you have ever attempted to organize a Christmas function at work, you will relate to these emails all too w 0 Comments, 71 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Signs your are getting older 12/13/2007 Signs that you are no longer a (or even close) ************************************* You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead. You can live without sex, but not without glas 0 Comments, 78 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Cute 12/13/2007 A NAMED SEX Everybody I know who has a usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license 0 Comments, 129 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Achieve more!!! Haha 12/13/2007 The next time someone tells you that they want you to give 100% - do one better and give 103%! Here's how..... We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. Here's to achi 0 Comments, 59 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Horrible jack off jokes HAHA 12/13/2007 Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a 0 Comments, 79 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The virgin 12/13/2007 A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells the husband, "Please be gentile, I'm still a virgin." The husband being shocked, replied, "How's th 0 Comments, 132 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A lesson learned 8/28/2007 This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window... He tells her to 0 Comments, 163 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Consequinces 8/28/2007 The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage. He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw the 0 Comments, 96 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Ha! Very crude and hilarious sex jokes 8/28/2007 A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't car 0 Comments, 117 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Crude Jokes 8/28/2007 Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? A. Goes-in-tight! Q. How do you know when you are getting old? A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts. Q. What's the defin 0 Comments, 85 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Who plays Eve on heroes? 8/24/2007 I have never watched the show and someone said that I look like the character eve. All I was able to find out is that she self terminated???? 0 Comments, 18 Views, 0 Votes |
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