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Johnny and the Principal 6/3/2019 Johnny got sent to the principal's office by his teacher. <br><br> <br><br> "Johnny, " the principal asked, "what did you do this time?" <br><b 0 Comments, 60 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Tim and Marti 6/2/2019 This is the story of Tim and Marti, a very interesting couple. ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Tim and Marti were high-school sweethearts. The first time they met as Freshmen in High School, each 0 Comments, 689 Views, 0 Votes | |
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My Financial Advisor … Going Shopping 5/30/2019 This is a continuing story … In our last encounter (in erotic story My Financial Advisor … Followup), John agrees to Shari’s request to peg him after he fucks her tits, and they agree to go sho 0 Comments, 648 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Female pleasure ... 5/20/2019 [image] Hello beautiful lady. You take off your clothes, find someplace comfortable, lie back and explore your body. Close your eyes as your hands roam over your breasts, tweaking your nipples, first 0 Comments, 178 Views, 0 Votes | |
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My Financial Advisor … Followup 5/17/2019 This is a continuing story … In our last encounter (in erotic story My Financial Advisor … Teaching Richard), John helps Shari show her husband Richard how she likes to be fucked, and Richard doe 0 Comments, 696 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Two Irish Nuns 5/16/2019 Two Irish Nuns visit New York City for the first time. Walking through Times Square, they see a street vendor with a sign " DOGS". <br><br> "Look , sister, " says one 0 Comments, 89 Views, 0 Votes | |
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There once was ... 5/14/2019 There once was a named Patrille ... who tried dynamite sticks for a thrill ... they found her vagina .... in North Carolina ... and bits of her tits ... in Brazil. 0 Comments, 17 Views, 0 Votes | |
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More Puns 5/11/2019 1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.' <br><br> 2. Two fis 0 Comments, 51 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Puns 5/11/2019 1.The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. <br><br> 2.I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turne 0 Comments, 43 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The IRS joke! 5/8/2019 Mr Johnson got a notice from the IRS he might be audited, and he should show the local IRS office next Monday morning 10. So, he called his attorney, and the two of them showed the IRS office 0 Comments, 63 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Starts with an F ... 4/29/2019 What starts with an F, ends with a CK and involves shooting foamy stuff? <br><br> Scroll down for the answer <br><br> : <br><br> : <br><br> : <br> 0 Comments, 50 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Instructions to the Novice or Inexperienced 4/29/2019 1. Get a , a Woman is better ... this is MOST IMPORTANT 2. Start a conversation (It doesn't matter what it's about). After a while, tell her how beautiful and sexy she is (this must be done, 0 Comments, 35 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sight? 4/24/2019 "I see", said the blind carpenter, as he picked his hammer and saw. 0 Comments, 21 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Checking out the bar 4/23/2019 A guy is on a business trip. He sees a bar across the street from his hotel. Entering the bar, he sees a sign on the wall. It reads: Cheese sandwich $2.50; Ham sandwich $4.50; Hand Job $10. <br> 0 Comments, 68 Views, 0 Votes | |
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My Financial Advisor … teaching Richard 4/21/2019 This is a continuing story … In our last encounter (in erotic story My Financial Advisor … take 2?), Shari tells she wants to teach her husband Richard how she likes to fuck. Three weeks ago, 0 Comments, 550 Views, 0 Votes | |
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My Financial Advisor … take 2? 4/17/2019 In “My Advisor”, Shari and I have our first encounter. It was hot in my apartment after a long hard day the office. I was sitting in my briefs, relaxing and watching some porn on my big screen 0 Comments, 810 Views, 0 Votes | |
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My Financial Advisor 4/14/2019 After I got divorced after 30 years of marriage, where I lost half of my investments, I needed a financial advisor to help me recover. My divorce lawyer recommended one, and I met the advisor at her o 0 Comments, 1234 Views, 0 Votes |
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