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Invite for a drink 5/29/2018 I've worked in a Supermarket for some time now and I have always got along with the customers. Most are polite and friendly and we have a chat as I scan the items through. About six months ago I g 0 Comments, 552 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Lightning striking twice 4/27/2018 I told you all the other day about my luck whilst on my postal round. Well yesterday lightning struck again. I was doing my normal thing delivering letters when one of my customers opened the door bef 0 Comments, 485 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Driving Home 4/23/2018 I was driving home from Alton Towers with my girlfriend beside me and her friend in the back seat. It had been a hot day and we were all exhausted. My girlfriend was wearing a blouse which had gradual 0 Comments, 826 Views, 0 Votes | |
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3rd Time the Charm 3/15/2018 Today was my day off from the postal round but I had arranged with one of my customers to pop over and see her this morning. Word had got around about my exploits and satisfaction rate. Howeve 0 Comments, 407 Views, 0 Votes | |
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2nd Time Lucky 3/13/2018 I told you all the other day about my luck whilst on my postal round. Well yesterday lightning struck again. I was doing my normal thing delivering letters when one of my customers opened the door bef 0 Comments, 707 Views, 0 Votes | |
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orgasm 3/11/2018 I said to my girlfriend the other night will you tell me when you orgasm? She relied that depends. On what? I said If there's a phone nearby she replied. 0 Comments, 28 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Postal round 3/11/2018 I was just finishing my delivery today when I realised I had a parcel from Bramissimo (Ladies underwear) for one of the couples I deliver to. I went back to the address after I had completed my round 0 Comments, 951 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Frenchman, Italian and Irishman 3/11/2018 Sitting around a table in the pub the Italian says. You know what, when I make love to my wife and she climaxes she raises her body one foot off the bed. The Frenchman says, thats nothing when I make 0 Comments, 55 Views, 0 Votes | |
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69 2/24/2018 Guy fancies a 69 with his mrs but she is on her period. After much nagging she fianlly conceeds and they get down to business. Half way through they hear the doorbell. He rolles off her and she says I 0 Comments, 83 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Dogs at the Vets 2/11/2018 Two dogs at the vets. 1st says to the other dog 'What you here for?' 2nd says 'I keep rubbing myself up my owners leg so he's having my balls cut off'. 'Ooch' says the firs 0 Comments, 81 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Dogs at the Vets 2/11/2018 Two dogs at the vets. 1st says to the other dog 'What you here for?' 2nd says 'I keep rubbing myself up my owners leg so he's having my balls cut off'. 'Ooch' says the firs 0 Comments, 49 Views, 0 Votes | |
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blow job 2/6/2018 Bloke walks into a bar and asks for 39 gin and tonics. The barman asks 'What you celebrating?' Bloke says ' My First Blow Job' 'Congratulations' says the barman 'Have one o 0 Comments, 31 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Three Virginal Daughters 2/5/2018 Woman has 3 virgin daughters which all got married on the same day in a triple wedding. After the wedding receptions the mother asks the girls if they could let her know how they are doing on there ho 0 Comments, 92 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Irish Priest at Confessional 2/2/2018 Father O'Reilly always gave Confession and Father O'Malley would take the service. This went on for years until one Sunday Father O'Reilly fell ill and could not do the normal Sunday Confe 0 Comments, 65 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Red Indian Boy 1/29/2018 One morning a little red indian boy asks his dad 'Where Do I get my name from Dad?' His Father replies 'Well , look at Little River over there. When he was born his father stepped out of h 0 Comments, 55 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Girlfiends parents 1/29/2018 A young lad sees an ad in the paper for bike. He goes and has a look. Its about 10 old but is in perfect condition. The boy asks the seller how do you keep the crome so clean. The seller says 'Al 0 Comments, 95 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Drunk Oral 1/29/2018 Coming home from the pub drunk a guy fancies giving his wife oral sex before going to sleep, so he slowly and quietly walks in to the bedroom. slips under the duvet from the bottom of the bed and star 0 Comments, 81 Views, 0 Votes | |
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At the Cinema 1/29/2018 I was at the cinema the other night with my girlfriend when she nudged me and said the man next to here was having a wank. I told her to ignore him and watch the film. But she said 'I can't he 0 Comments, 40 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Naughty Girls 1/29/2018 A group of girls were killed in a bus accident and find themselves outside the pearly gates with St Peter. St Peter says 'Lisa do you know what a penis is'? 'Yes' says lisa 'I touc 0 Comments, 52 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Book Im writing, please leave comments on what you think 1/15/2018 Amanda woke with the shrill of the alarm. Her arm reaches out from beneath the bed cover and flops onto the clock to silence the noise. Peace! Laying there awake with just the sound of the birds twitt 0 Comments, 58 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Work course 1/14/2018 Whilst I was away from home on a course for work. I mention to another guy that the female staff on reception were hot and that I would have loved to get to know them better if the chance arose. We wa 0 Comments, 519 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Driving home 1/14/2018 I was driving home from Alton Towers with my girlfriend beside me and her friend in the back seat. It had been a hot day and we were all exhausted. My girlfriend was wearing a blouse which had gradual 0 Comments, 635 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Driving home 1/14/2018 I was driving home from Alton Towers with my girlfriend beside me and her friend in the back seat. It had been a hot day and we were all exhausted. My girlfriend was wearing a blouse which had gradual 0 Comments, 233 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Pleasant Surprise 1/13/2018 This happened about five years ago and still rates as one of my best times. I had been chatting to a woman on a dating site for several months and it got to the point were we had to meet. We had arran 0 Comments, 455 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Jenny from work 1/12/2018 I've been working with a girl 15 years younger than me for over a year now, she's 28. Shes about 5ft 4", slim build, goes by the name of Jenny. She has freckles on her face and shoulder l 0 Comments, 430 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Lightning striking twice 1/11/2018 I told you all the other day about my luck whilst on my postal round. Well yesterday lightning struck again. I was doing my normal thing delivering letters when one of my customers opened the door bef 0 Comments, 370 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Postal Round 1/10/2018 was just finishing my delivery today when I realised I had a parcel from Bramissimo (Ladies underwear) for one of the couples I deliver to. I went back to the address after I had completed my round to 0 Comments, 903 Views, 0 Votes |
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