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The wind tattered princess 11/19/2007 No need for you to feel the icy grasp, of a hand thats now past over. Guilt misplaced on a tender soul, Who now constantly looks over her shoulder. Words a 0 Comments, 52 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The importance of First Aid 10/11/2007 I think it's important for everybody to know some basic first aid. When ever I'm out and about, I feel a sense of responsibility to those around me because of my age and status as a man who's 0 Comments, 65 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Where's the outrage? 9/30/2007 I just don't get it. My state allows places to hang anti-Concealed Carry signs that those of us with licenses are supposed to respect, and observe even after taking training and despite some people's 0 Comments, 140 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Passion is meant to end...but not like this! 9/26/2007 Once she put her hand on my leg, I knew that I was golden. Her hand was like silk compared to mine, as I took it up to my lips. Kissing her between the knuckles, I tested her to see if my perceptions 0 Comments, 248 Views, 0 Votes | |
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No title needed. 9/25/2007 He missed her arms, He missed her charms, And kisses not yet given. Her smile, laughter and her voice. Struck with love, and madly driven. In his dreams he 0 Comments, 60 Views, 0 Votes | |
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An old couple outside 7/14/2007 An older couple were out in the yard one day. The man sitting on the porch, the woman bent over in the garden. The man looks at the old woman and calls over, "Hey momma! Ya know...your ass has gotten 0 Comments, 113 Views, 0 Votes | |
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BUSTED! 7/6/2007 A man is driving down the road intoxicated, and notices that he is being followed by the police. Sure enough, the red and blue lights come on and he gets pulled over. The officer is a stunning woman w 0 Comments, 143 Views, 0 Votes | |
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First Week In Hell. 7/3/2007 A lawyer dies and goes to hell. As he's walking around the smouldering ruins his begins to realize what's going on. "I'm in hell!" He says out loud. His heart sinks. "I don't deserve this!" He cries. 0 Comments, 199 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Birds are man's best friend too. 6/25/2007 A man was in the pet shop and saw a peculiar looking parrot looking at him. He went closer to get a better look and was surprised to hear the parrot say "What are you lookin' at?" The pet store owner 0 Comments, 71 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Smart Ass ! 6/25/2007 There was this guy who was in love with his wife but his job took up a lot of his time. One Sunday afternoon, his wife came home and said the boys were out playing, and maybe they should do some playi 0 Comments, 125 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Pope gone wild 6/23/2007 The Pope is rushed to the hospital with a very serious illness. His bishops and doctors gather around him and break the news. "Your Eminence, there is a cure for your condition, but you are not gonna 0 Comments, 97 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Monkey Business 6/23/2007 A drifter was walking down a lonely highway at night when the lights of a semi breaching the hill caught his eyes. I stuck out his thumb to hitch a ride and the truck driver pulled over. "Where ya hea 0 Comments, 65 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A safety tip for ladies 6/22/2007 Your voice is one of your best assets should you ever find yourself in trouble. I've studied and taught martial arts for years both at large facilities, and one on one private lessons. Recently in the 0 Comments, 152 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Thats not what pissed me off.... 6/21/2007 Jack was sitting at the bar ordering another beer when his friend Simon came in. Simon said to Jack, "Hey man, how's it going?" Jack replied, "Not good, I was in some real trouble the weekend." Simon 0 Comments, 93 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Some things are best left in dreams 6/15/2007 When I look at your lips, I wonder of their flavor. I see your hand, and want to feel it's touch. Your voice is like a summer's breeze, as it blows and bends the trees. Hair flows as a wild river, cal 0 Comments, 70 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Uneven burning cigars! 6/12/2007 This is pissing me off. I spend plenty of my hard earned money on premium cigars, and twice today I've had ones that burned unevenly. I take my time to light it well, and am an old hand at nice slow e 0 Comments, 117 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Okay, I'm gonna cut loose here! 5/17/2007 Here is my beef with the world. Everything fucking ends! And there is no ending to the ending! I can't walk down the fucking street with out seeing someone and knowing to myself that they will die. Ev 0 Comments, 258 Views, 0 Votes |
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