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NASCAR 1/27/2006 What does NASCAR stand for? Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks. 0 Comments, 220 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Money Problems 1/24/2006 A newlywed couple were trying to figure out how to save more money. They tried CD's, money market accounts, etc. but couldn't agree on anything. One day the man has an idea. He says, "Why don't we 0 Comments, 96 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Christmas 12/25/2005 MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY HAUNAKKAH, HAPPY KWANZAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope everybody ana theirs is having a truly wonderful holiday!! You know, Christmas should be a time when, for at least a little while 0 Comments, 27 Views, 0 Votes | |
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NASTY#3 11/24/2005 Your sister's so nasty, if you talk to her on the phone you get an EAR INFECTION! 0 Comments, 76 Views, 0 Votes | |
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LITTLE MISS MUFFET 11/24/2005 Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, smokin' a blunt and scratchin' an itch Along came a spider who sat down beside her and said "What's up with that bitch?" Then down the road came Mary and the 0 Comments, 362 Views, 0 Votes | |
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FAT#3 11/23/2005 What do fat women and mopeds have in common?THEY'RE BOTH FUN TO RIDE BUT YOU DON'T WANT ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS TO SEE YOU!! 0 Comments, 80 Views, 0 Votes | |
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BITCHES AND HOES( MUSIC) 11/21/2005 Why do women(and some men) have so many wellingtons(beefs)about rappers talking about "bitches and hoes" in their music? As if you don't know any. There are some people who treat "biches and hoes" 0 Comments, 185 Views, 0 Votes | |
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HOME IN THE HOOD 11/21/2005 Oh, give me a home where the prostitutes roam Where the gangs and the dope dealers play Where always is heard a four-letterd word And the air's filled with gunshots all day Home, home in the h 0 Comments, 124 Views, 0 Votes | |
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CAN'T LET GO 11/21/2005 Breaking up can be painful in more ways than one. When I told this one girl I was dating that she might be happier with someone else, she went ballistic. Now I'd heard of conniptions, but I'd never 0 Comments, 206 Views, 0 Votes | |
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BULLFIGHT 11/21/2005 A man was on vacation in Mexico City when he decided to try one of the local restaurants. While there he noticed a man dining on two large, sumptious-looking meatballs and he asked the waiter what 0 Comments, 103 Views, 0 Votes | |
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LIPS 11/21/2005 Your mother's lips are so big, every time she smiles HER HAIR GETS WET!! 0 Comments, 123 Views, 0 Votes | |
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OLDER WOMEN 11/21/2005 What are the four main reasons to have sex with an older woman? THEY DON'T SMELL, THEY DON'T TELL, THEY DON'T SWELL, AND THEY ARE GRATEFUL AS HELL!!! 0 Comments, 157 Views, 0 Votes | |
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UGLY#2 11/21/2005 Your sister's so ugly, SHE HAS TO WEAR PORK CHOPS AROUND HER NECK SO DOGS'LL COME PLAY WITH HER!! 0 Comments, 95 Views, 0 Votes | |
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UGLY#2 11/21/2005 Your sister's so ugly, SHE HAS TO WEAR PORK CHOPS AROUND HER NECK SO DOGS'LL COME PLAY WITH HER!! 0 Comments, 70 Views, 0 Votes | |
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FAT#2 11/21/2005 Your brother's so fat, HE USES A BLANKET FOR A WASHCLOTH!! 0 Comments, 79 Views, 0 Votes | |
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GHETTO 11/21/2005 You might be ghetto if: <br> You have 2 TV's in your living room; one for picture, one for sound. <br> You name your daughters after cars you can't afford. <br> Your phon 0 Comments, 80 Views, 0 Votes | |
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NASTY#2 11/21/2005 What do you the little area between a woman's pussy and asshole? A CHINREST!! 0 Comments, 151 Views, 0 Votes | |
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ARMPITS 11/21/2005 Your sister's armpits are so hairy, IT LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS STEVE TYLER IN A HEADLOCK!!! 0 Comments, 52 Views, 0 Votes | |
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PSYCHO WARD 11/20/2005 The governor was taking a tour of the state mental insitute.He went to one of the cells and sees a patient swinging an imaginary golf club."When do you think you'll be getting out of here?"the gove 0 Comments, 49 Views, 0 Votes | |
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PISS TEST 11/20/2005 A man who had a really bad tennis elbow decides to go to the doctor. Upon arrival the desk nurse tells him he has to wait, but says he has to leave a urine sample."Why do I have to leave a urine sa 0 Comments, 147 Views, 0 Votes | |
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ANGRY BARTENDER 11/19/2005 How do you know when a barmaid is pissed at you? SHE SERVES YOU A BLOODY MARY WITH A STRING HANGING OUT OF IT!! 0 Comments, 44 Views, 0 Votes | |
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BAD ECONOMY 11/19/2005 Mary had a little lamb, whose fleece was white as snow, And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go. But the price of meat has been rising, and this, of course doesn't please her, 0 Comments, 254 Views, 0 Votes | |
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HAT FAILURE 11/19/2005 A man and a woman were having sex when the man' condom came off inside her. He tried to get it out with a toothpick but he lost that inside her Then he tried a straw from a broom and lost that insi 0 Comments, 171 Views, 0 Votes | |
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NASTY 11/19/2005 Your sister's so nasty, SHE HAS TO PUT ICE DOWN HER DRAWERS TO KEEP THE CRABS FRESH! 0 Comments, 85 Views, 0 Votes | |
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FAT 11/19/2005 Your other's so fat, HER DIAPHRAM COMES IN A PIZZA BOX.LOL 0 Comments, 136 Views, 0 Votes | |
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BAD RELIGION#3 11/19/2005 4 nuns died and went to Heaven. While they were at the Pearly Gates Saint Peter tells them that if they had had ANY sexual contact of ANY sort they had to confess it right then and there. Nun #1 sa 0 Comments, 162 Views, 0 Votes | |
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BAD RELIGION#2 11/19/2005 A priest and a rabbi were on plane together. The rabbi notices the priest crossing himself after reading his Bible and asks, "What is that gesture you are making?" The priest replies "That is the s 0 Comments, 191 Views, 0 Votes | |
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BAD RELIGION 11/19/2005 What do you call 2 guys named Bob going down on each other? ORAL ROBERTS!!! 0 Comments, 184 Views, 0 Votes | |
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TEETH#2 11/19/2005 Your sister's so buck-toothed, she can eat CORN-ON-THE-COB THROUGH A CHAIN-LINK FENCE!!!LOL 0 Comments, 106 Views, 0 Votes | |
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LAURA AND CONDI MEET IN LADIES ROOM 11/19/2005 Laura Bush & Condoleeza Rice were in the ladies room at the Capital one day when Laura asks Condi"Is it true what they say about Black women in the bedroom?" Condi replies "I normally don't ascribe 0 Comments, 155 Views, 0 Votes | |
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UGLY#1 11/19/2005 Your mother's so ugly, she went into a HAUNTED HOUSE and came out with a JOB APPLICATION!!!LOLOLOL 0 Comments, 72 Views, 0 Votes | |
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GEORGE W. AND LAURA 11/19/2005 Why does Laura always have get on top? Because George can only FUCK UP!!!LOL 0 Comments, 125 Views, 0 Votes | |
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TEETH 11/19/2005 YOUR BROTHER ONLY HAS 3 TEETH, ONE IN HIS MOUTH, 2 IN HIS POCKET!!!LOL 0 Comments, 323 Views, 0 Votes | |
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GLASSES#1 11/19/2005 YOUR GLASSES ARE SO THICK, YOU CAN LOOK AT A MAP AND SEE PEOPLE WAVING!!LOL 0 Comments, 108 Views, 0 Votes | |
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FUNKY #1 11/19/2005 YOUR SISTER'S BREATH SMELLS SO BAD, PEOPLE ON THE PHONE HANG UP!!!LOL 0 Comments, 79 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Stupid #1 11/19/2005 YOUR MOTHER'S SO STUPID SHE TOOK THE PEPSI CHALLENGE AND CHOSE JIF!!! 0 Comments, 115 Views, 0 Votes |
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