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Miracle by genie from the bottle 4/18/2017 A couple that are both 60 years old were celebrating their 40th anniversary on the beautiful beaches of San Diego when they spotted a bottle washed up on the shore. They opened it, and a genie came ou 0 Comments, 112 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Cream and sugar for a coffee 1/16/2016 Young waitress asks elderly man: Do you want a cream and sugar for your coffee? Man responds by saying: Just a cream because I am sweet already. She asks then: Could you prove it? 0 Comments, 65 Views, 0 Votes | |
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SEX and BUSINESS 7/18/2013 Two bankers talk about their wives. FIRST: My wife is beautiful, good cook. excellent mother and marvelous in bed! SECOND: How could you brag about her. Don't you know that she has f 0 Comments, 149 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Good Exolanation 4/24/2010 The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was somewhat upset. 'You disrespectful swine!' she cried. 'How can you 0 Comments, 257 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sex and Political Correctness 11/3/2009 HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT? 1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a ' BREASTED Canadian.' 2. She is not ' 0 Comments, 74 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Men are happier than women! 10/18/2009 NICKNAMES • If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. • If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each o 0 Comments, 92 Views, 0 Votes | |
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iTit from Apple available soon 9/8/2009 Rumor has it that Apple Computer is ready to announce that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity stereo music in women's breast implants. The iTits will cost 0 Comments, 81 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Naughty boy confession 9/5/2009 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'. The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you wer 0 Comments, 162 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Nursing pilot during the flight 9/3/2009 During a commercial airline flight a Commercial Pilot passenger was seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms. When the baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nu 0 Comments, 158 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Willie Nelson's joke at 75 8/25/2009 Wisdom of an old man: "I have outlived my pecker". To all the others, we say: use before you lose it!... 0 Comments, 58 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Marriage in Heaven 8/15/2009 On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into heave 0 Comments, 101 Views, 0 Votes | |
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THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER 8/12/2009 Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up w 0 Comments, 97 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Never answered question to Dear Abby 8/11/2009 Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do? 0 Comments, 89 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Never answered question to Dear Abby 8/11/2009 Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short tempered I think she is going through mental pause. 0 Comments, 54 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Never answered question to Dear Abby 8/11/2009 Dear Abby, I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again. 0 Comments, 56 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Never answered question to Dear Abby 8/11/2009 Dear Abby, I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his. 0 Comments, 42 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Never answered question to Dear Abby 8/11/2009 Dear Abby, What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on my VCR? 0 Comments, 42 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Dear Abby never answered questions 8/11/2009 DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING: Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker 0 Comments, 46 Views, 0 Votes | |
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What tastes better spoiled girl or a fresh peach? 7/19/2009 Spoiled girl tastes better than a fresh fruit 0 Comments, 103 Views, 0 Votes | |
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What tastes better spoliled girl or a fresh peach? 7/19/2009 Spoiled girl tastes better than a fresh fruit 0 Comments, 35 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Do not try to pass that car! 7/19/2009 Its Alaska license plate is: PMS 24/7... 0 Comments, 59 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Beer versus cosmetics 7/19/2009 During the economic downturn many people decided to limit their spending. Wife suggested: "Cut down on your beer consumption" Few days later he found out that she spent $65 on cosme 0 Comments, 61 Views, 0 Votes | |
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HEALTH BENEFITS OF SEX 7/12/2009 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. And don't forget that blush on your 0 Comments, 55 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Instruction manual which came with a DICK 7/4/2009 Don't bother reading the instructions; unit will not respond according to applied directions. May disappear if irritated and reappear in a different time zone or dimension. Responds poorly to abuse an 0 Comments, 65 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Farmer: "I am fine" 7/1/2009 A farmer named Seamus had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's hot-shot attorney was questioning Seamus. 'Didn't you say to the Police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm 0 Comments, 212 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Resistance is Futile! 6/23/2009 Go ahead, revel in your chocolate dreams: Trying to suppress thoughts of the tempting treat will actually cause you to eat more of it, says a new study. James Erskine, PhD, of England's University of 0 Comments, 29 Views, 0 Votes | |
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How was I born? 6/17/2009 A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers, "Well, , I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom 0 Comments, 125 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Naked man on the beach and a woman passerby 6/5/2009 A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private part. A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a g 0 Comments, 140 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Twins from two men possible 6/3/2009 Happy Mia Washington after having sex with two men, had twins in 2008, who were only half brothers. Sperms of each men, were hanging out, waiting in her reproductive tract, until the egg was released. 0 Comments, 1135 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sperm from two males in the same female 6/3/2009 Happy Mia Washington after having sex with two men, had twins in 2008, who were only half brothers. Sperms of each men, were hanging out, waiting in her reproductive tract, until the egg was released. 0 Comments, 157 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sexual dentistry 5/29/2009 The dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot. 'No way! No needles. I hate needles' the patient said. The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man obje 0 Comments, 115 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Best deal with a NY Banker 5/1/2009 A Redneck from Alabama walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Bakersfield on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5, 0 Comments, 147 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Two ladies talking in heaven: 3/11/2009 1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I Froze to Death. 2nd woman: How Horrible! 1st woman: It w 0 Comments, 148 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Mood for sex, hair and drinking 2/12/2009 Wife decided to set the rules, for a husband to know when she is available for sex. 1. When my hair look very well I am not available 2. When my hair are little me 0 Comments, 111 Views, 0 Votes | |
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HEALTH BENEFITS OF SEX 2/5/2009 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. And don't forget that blush on your 0 Comments, 53 Views, 0 Votes | |
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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN 1/30/2009 Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa ; half-discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful. > > Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe ; well developed and open to trade, especially fo 0 Comments, 63 Views, 0 Votes | |
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7 kinds of SEX 1/30/2009 Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex. The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. * This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have 0 Comments, 94 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Frigid versus Hot 1/24/2009 One frigid wife was talking to the other "I committed adultery on my sofa and have a guilty feelings whenever I look at it. I may have to sell it. Hot wife said: "If I had to do that onl 0 Comments, 168 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Horny Oktogenarian 1/18/2009 > An 80-year-old Irishman named Patty goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, 'How do you stay in such great physical condition?' 0 Comments, 207 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Posing nude for a 1 million dollars 1/9/2009 Playboy just offered Sarah Palin $1 Million to pose nude in the January issue... Michelle Obama got the same offer..........from National Geographic. 0 Comments, 244 Views, 0 Votes | |
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When you're broke, you're broke! 1/5/2009 A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed, young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning maam" said the young man. [COL 0 Comments, 164 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Premature Rejection 1/3/2009 Dear Applicant, Your application to join our online dating agency has been officially REJECTED. One of the questions we asked on the application was: 'What do you like most in a woma 0 Comments, 168 Views, 0 Votes | |
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What SERVICE means 12/27/2008 > I became confused when I heard these terms with reference to the word > 'Service'. > > Internal Revenue 'Service' > U.S. Postal 'Service' > Telephone 'Service' > Cable TV 'Service' > Civil 'Service' 0 Comments, 87 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Women versus dogs 12/27/2008 Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives: 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 0 Comments, 113 Views, 0 Votes | |
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BOOBS VS. WILLIES 12/16/2008 A family is at the dinner table. The asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?' The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, , a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woma 0 Comments, 182 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sell the sofa - witness of being unfaithful 11/15/2008 One woman says to another: I will have to sell my sofa. I was unfaithful to my husband on it and get a guilty feeling whenever I look at it. Her friend commented: You a 0 Comments, 153 Views, 0 Votes | |
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To hell by mistake 11/11/2008 Saint Magdalene ended up in hell in error. She cries to Saint Peter saying: Your Holiness Saint Peter, will you please take me out of here! I was so good on Earth that I should be in Heav 0 Comments, 85 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sex in the Dark 11/6/2008 There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculo 0 Comments, 122 Views, 0 Votes | |
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SOUND REASONS FOR CUCKOLDRY IN TODAY'S SOCIETY 10/16/2008 After studying human sexuality for many years it has become inarguable to me that a cuckold relationship (in which the wife engages in sexual activity with a variety of men while her husband remains f 0 Comments, 846 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Husbands and wifes for sale 9/28/2008 Husbands & Wives Department Store A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a descrip 0 Comments, 119 Views, 0 Votes | |
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MFM 4/12/2008 In a recent Harris On-line poll 38, 562 men across the US were asked to identify a woman's ultimate fantasy. 97.8% of the respondents said that a woman's ultimate fantasy is to have two men a 0 Comments, 245 Views, 0 Votes | |
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MFM 4/12/2008 In a recent Harris On-line poll 38, 562 men across the US were asked to identify a woman's ultimate fantasy. 97.8% of the respondents said that a woman's ultimate fantasy is to have two men a 0 Comments, 37 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Ode to Mammagram 3/20/2008 Ode to a Mammogram For years and years they told me, Be careful of your breasts, Don't ever squeeze or bruise them, And give them monthly tests. So I heeded all their 0 Comments, 29 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Ode to Mammagram 3/20/2008 Ode to a Mammogram For years and years they told me, Be careful of your breasts, Don't ever squeeze or bruise them, And give them monthly tests. So I heeded all thei 0 Comments, 115 Views, 0 Votes | |
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VD from the toilet? 2/6/2008 Can you catch VD in a toilet? Yes, but it is not comfortable place to have sex! 0 Comments, 61 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sex from the distance? 2/6/2008 Can you have a sex from the distance? Yes, if a distance is shorter than a length of the penis! 0 Comments, 76 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Wife vs. Mistress 1/31/2008 An architect, an artist and an scientist were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid fo 0 Comments, 169 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Be careful with CHAPSTICK 11/12/2007 As told by a real mother: So, we had this great 10-year-old cat named Jack who just recently died. Jack was wonderful with the , who would carry him around and sit on him and nothing ever bothered him 0 Comments, 140 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Romantic Husband 6/6/2007 Husband and wife in bed together. She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder. She: "Oh, that feels good." His hand moves to her breast. She: "Gee, honey, that feels wond 0 Comments, 159 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Religious John 4/16/2007 A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices A sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF 10 MILES He thinks this is a 0 Comments, 174 Views, 0 Votes | |
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DICTIONARY FOR ARGUING WITH WOMEN 3/18/2007 1. “Fine” This is the word women use at the end of any argument when they feel they are right but can’t stand to hear you argue any longer. It means that you should shut u 0 Comments, 148 Views, 0 Votes | |
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High Urinals at the Race Track 2/1/2007 A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry, but mostly to se 0 Comments, 227 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Good Girls 12/21/2006 What time good girls go to bed? ANSWER: At 8PM, because they have to be home by 10PM 0 Comments, 185 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Some anticipation 10/24/2006 Happiness explanations: "Explanations allow us to make full use of our experiences, but they also change the nature of those experiences. As we have seen, when experiences are unpleasant, 0 Comments, 51 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Signals when female attacks her target 10/21/2006 MAINLY FEMALE, MAINLY SEXUAL SIGNALS From All About Women: What Big Sister Doesn't Want You to Know by Simon Sheppard. Sexual signals are given particular emphasis in the Procedura 0 Comments, 161 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A Smart Blonde 10/19/2006 Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from Virginia arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20, 000) on a single roll of the dice. 0 Comments, 263 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Super female – an elephant of a story 10/13/2006 It is a true story, I hope that humour is only in my title and comment. RANCHI (Reuters) In Easter India thousands of people fled from their homes and lost crops. 19 years old female elephant stray 0 Comments, 162 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Policemen balls 9/21/2006 A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As a Central Otago Cop walked very close to her car window, flipping open his ticket book. She pulled out $100 bill and said, " 0 Comments, 228 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Moving out for sex and money 9/4/2006 Husband says to his wife: I am moving out to Pittsburg Wife asks: Why to Pitsburg? Answer: Because they pay $200 for every orgasm Wi 0 Comments, 168 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A woman rubbed a bottle 9/4/2006 A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So... wh 0 Comments, 274 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Losing weight by sex 9/3/2006 Little Johnny wakes up three nights in a row to the sound of thumping coming from his parents' bedroom. Finally, on the third morning he says to him mother, "Mommy, every night I hear you a 0 Comments, 362 Views, 0 Votes | |
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7 wonders of the World 8/20/2006 Students were asked to say what they thought were SEVEN WONDERS OF THE WORLD. The following received most votes: 1. Egyptian Pyramids 2. Taj Mahal 3. Grand Canyon 4. Panama Canal 5. Empire S 0 Comments, 87 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Seven Wonders 8/20/2006 Students were asked to say what they thought were SEVEN WONDERS OF THE WORLD. The following received most votes: 1. Egyptian Pyramids 2. Taj Mahal 3. Grand Canyon 4. Panama Canal 5. Empire S 0 Comments, 24 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Women need two men M\F/M 7/30/2006 In a recent Harris On-line poll 38, 562 men across the US were asked to identify a woman's ultimate fantasy. 97.8% of the respondents said that a woman's ultimate fantasy is to ha 0 Comments, 328 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Very deeeeep throat 7/27/2006 Man ‘thrusts’ cell phone down woman’s throat Woman was “too drunk” to remember how phone got inside her By: Network World Staff Network World (US on 0 Comments, 133 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Pilots and stewardesses 7/25/2006 Pilot welcomes passengers aboard, gives estimated time of arrival and weather conditions, then theere is a click and he continueas "Now I am ready to fuck the stewardess!" One of t 0 Comments, 261 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Refuse to testify 7/15/2006 Lawyer questions in Court a reluctant witness, who does not want to incriminate herself. Q. Did you have sex with him in Chicago? A. I refuse to answer that question. Q, Did you h 0 Comments, 185 Views, 0 Votes | |
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What kind of dust? 7/11/2006 "Dear Lord, " the preacher began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, "without you we are but dust..." He would have continued, but at that moment one very obedient litt 0 Comments, 244 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Reason for swinging MFM 6/24/2006 Another reason for getting into MFM 3-some: Author of the book about sneaky spouses gives husbands good pieces of advice how to find out whether his wife has a lover. "She n 0 Comments, 2007 Views, 0 Votes | |
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In the 6/1/2006 asks: Do you massage genitals? Masseuse answers: Sure, we massage everybody, Jews and Gentiles too.... 0 Comments, 65 Views, 0 Votes | |
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What Starts with F and ends with K? 5/16/2006 A first-grade teacher, Mrs. Robin Graber, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My 0 Comments, 1954 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Swapped pills 5/14/2006 Husband and wife went to the doctor to ask for Viagra or something like it, to celebrate their 60th Wedding Anniversary. They received blue pill for a man and pi... 0 Comments, 172 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Does hell freezes over? 5/2/2006 The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington Chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound"that the Professor shared it with colleagues, via the Inter 0 Comments, 148 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Follow the leader 3/11/2006 Polish naval ship paid courtesy visit to Stockholm Sweden. Sunday morning two young officers wearing white gala uniforms decided to go to church. They did not understand the word in Swedish, but th 0 Comments, 251 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Call me cuti 3/3/2006 My husband calls me C.U.T.I. which stands for: <br> Continous Urinary Track Infection 0 Comments, 317 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Supreme Court of Canada and swinging 1/27/2006 Supreme Court of Canada decided once for all that swinging is not a crime. Here are the most important paragraphs of the decision: <br> SUPREME COURT OF CANADA CITATION: R.v. Labaye, 2 0 Comments, 135 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Supreme Court of Canada and swinging 1/27/2006 Supreme Court of Canada decided once for all that swinging is not a crime. Here are the most important paragraphs of the decision: <br> SUPREME COURT OF CANADA CITATION: R.v. Labaye, 2 0 Comments, 416 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Can you catch Venerial Disease in a washroom? 1/25/2006 The short answer is: Yes you can, but it is sort of uncomfortable. 0 Comments, 101 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Steamy FMF 1/24/2006 She was an attractive divorcee, and a lot of fun to talk to. I had no idea she would say "That sounds like a great idea!" when I suggested she join my wife and me for an evening. And the lack of re 0 Comments, 996 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Hot FMF 3-some 1/24/2006 She was an attractive divorcee, and a lot of fun to talk to. I had no idea she would say "That sounds like a great idea!" when I suggested she join my wife and me for an evening. And the lack of re 0 Comments, 2634 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Punishment for bigamy. 1/21/2006 Two mothers-in-law 0 Comments, 161 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sex from the distance? 1/21/2006 Sex from the distance? Is it possible? <br> <br> <br> Yes. If the distance is shorter than a length of the dick. 0 Comments, 75 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Crisis line 1/13/2006 - Drug overdose help line, what can I do for you? - I need help! -What Drug did you overdose? -Viagra -What are you wearing? 0 Comments, 154 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Best gift for a man who has everything 1/4/2006 What it is? See below: <br> + <br> + <br> + <br> + Penicilin! 0 Comments, 261 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The hell freezes over 12/1/2005 The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington Chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the Professor shared it with colleagues, via the Int 0 Comments, 245 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Most popular personal ad 12/1/2005 THIS HAS TO BE ONE OF THE BEST SINGLES ADS EVER PRINTED. IT IS REPORTED TO HAVE BEEN LISTED IN THE ATLANTA JOURNAL. <br> SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimporta 0 Comments, 236 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Meaning of Sex 11/30/2005 In Vancouver BC in the beautiful Convention Center, recently took place very important conference. Almost 2000 delegates from around the world, were discussing and experimenting in several hotels a 0 Comments, 123 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Promises, promises 11/30/2005 Young man when asked during an intercourse whether he will buy her a shoes says: SURE I WILL. When later asked during an intercourse whether he will buy her a dress says: SURE I WILL. Later aske 0 Comments, 243 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Proof of infidelity 11/28/2005 A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife. "Please describe, " said his attorney, "the incident that first caused you to entertain suspicions as to your wife's 0 Comments, 292 Views, 0 Votes | |
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OOOOrgasm sounds 11/27/2005 A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife."Please describe, " said his attorney, "the incident that first caused you to entertain suspicions as to your wife's infid 0 Comments, 334 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Indecent Proposition 11/26/2005 Suitable for SMS or email: <br> My Dear, I dream of spending several steamy, wild nights and days with you. I hope that we will stay in bed together the whole time. I may even bring s 0 Comments, 368 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Did not have a sex for 3 years 11/14/2005 Wife to the doctor, with a husband listening: We did not have a sex for 3 years! Husband: Speak just about yourself my dear 0 Comments, 190 Views, 0 Votes | |
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SIZE matters! 10/8/2005 Some doctors claim that it does not. Survey conducted among them revealed that they were all men of certain ethnic minorities who are genelally know for having short and thin cocks, so now you know 0 Comments, 566 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Does size matter? 10/5/2005 Many doctors say that it does not. Answer from one of the stand up comedians on COMEDY TV. That answer comes from Jewish and Oriental physicians who are known not to be very well endowed in a pen 0 Comments, 218 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Massage is the best ice-breaker! 9/14/2005 We should all improve ourselves and learning from our own mistakes means that we have a stupid teacher. Let's compare notes about massage as a best start to compassionate sex, maybe even love. 0 Comments, 220 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Wake up call 9/10/2005 Man comes to work tired and sleepy. Co-workers ask him: "What happened to you?" He answers: "My wife woke me up 4 times to do something about ." "But you don't have any yet" – they 0 Comments, 293 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Invisible breasts 8/14/2005 Boy asks girl: Do you have beasts? Yes, she answers. Why don't you wear them then? 0 Comments, 160 Views, 0 Votes | |
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May I lick you 8/14/2005 Girl eats icecream Boy asks: May I lick you? She hands him ice creamlose to his lips He says: I knew that you will missunderstand me 0 Comments, 684 Views, 0 Votes | |
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New twist 7/8/2005 There will be no boys running around M.J. ranch. They will be in cages 0 Comments, 200 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Downsizing 7/8/2005 Husband to the wife: If you had four tits we could sell the cow Wife answers: If you had two dicks, we could fire gardner 0 Comments, 152 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Penguin joke 6/18/2005 A penguin is driving through Melbourne on a hot summers day when he notices his oil light is on. He gets out of the car and sure enough, it's leaking oil all over the road. The penguin drives aroun 0 Comments, 235 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Everything new 6/3/2005 My Mother has a new boufriend, my Father has a new girlfriend and I have a new therapist 0 Comments, 147 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sextherapist 5/12/2005 Couple went to sextherapist for several lovemaking sessions asking for comments and professional advice. Doctor said that you are doing fine and do not need to come anymore. He asked them why they 0 Comments, 309 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Wal-Mart medical advisor 3/19/2005 One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, " My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money, " Mike repli 0 Comments, 373 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Valentine's poem combination 2/7/2005 Valentines Thoughts <br> These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but the least romantic second line. <br> 0 Comments, 240 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Chocolate is better than sex 12/31/2004 TOP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX: <br> 1. You can GET chocolate. 2. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate. 3. Chocolate satisfies eve 0 Comments, 42 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Baby airplanes 9/11/2004 A mother and her young inquisitive were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If dogs have baby dogs, a 0 Comments, 106 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Shortage of condoms after blow up 4/1/2004 A while back, President George W. Bush called former Prime Minister Jean Chretien with a pressing emergency. <br> BUSH: "Our largest condom factory has exploded and they are My people' 0 Comments, 33 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Types of blow jobs answer 3/9/2004 Read several of our postings into ARTICLES section of the BookofSex.com magazine of 28th of February of this year. You will know more than you ever tought possible 0 Comments, 58 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Art of Oral Sex All together now Completion 2/28/2004 This is a culumination of several parts Article. Read previous first Putting it All Together Now that you've learned all the fundamentals, it's time to put them into practice. Just like your ma 0 Comments, 62 Views, 0 Votes | |
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How to suck Cock? Part 3 2/28/2004 The Real Thing It's hard to separate deepthroating and throat (face) fucking. Throat fucking is simply an extension of deepthroating, so we'll discuss some things together. One of the best posit 0 Comments, 89 Views, 0 Votes | |
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How to Suck Cock? Part 2 2/28/2004 Can You Take it All in? As I discussed earlier, it's man's nature to want to thrust his cock into you as far as he can get it, particularly at the moment when he cums. If he wants all of his cock 0 Comments, 112 Views, 0 Votes | |
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How to suck cock? Part 1 2/28/2004 The Art of Fellatio or How to Suck Cock Introduction This chapter is for those gals who wonder what sucking a mans cock is all about, think they might like to do it, or already do it but want 0 Comments, 210 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Art of Cunilingus Part 2 2/28/2004 Back off for now, rest your head on her thigh and just admire the view. Learn to appreciate your woman's unique qualities and tell her what makes her special. Describe what you see, in poets' words 0 Comments, 86 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Art of Cunnilingus part 1 2/28/2004 The Art of Cunnilingus or How to Eat Pussy Introduction This section is for men who want learn how to properly eat a woman's pussy, or who've heard that it might not be all that bad to put 0 Comments, 95 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Art of Oral Sex 2/28/2004 The Art of Oral Sex By a real woman General Introduction People have been using their mouths to stimulate each other sexually for about as long as there have been people. How about kissing 0 Comments, 83 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Religious bra 2/14/2004 A man walked into the ladies' department of a Dillard's Department Store and said to the woman behind the counter, "I'd like to buy a Baptist bra for my wife, size 36B". <br> "What ty 0 Comments, 44 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Nun was 2/9/2004 Young nun comes back from shopping and walking in dark forest. Q. Mother Superior - she says - I was what should I do? A. Bite into that lemon my . Older nun answers. Q. So it will help in cas 0 Comments, 89 Views, 0 Votes | |
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How to reject pickup lines 2/9/2004 Ways to Reject Pick-Up Lines <br> REJECTION #10 Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic." <br> REJECTION #9 Man: "So, wanna go 0 Comments, 44 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Chocolate better than sex! 9/30/2003 TOP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX: <br> 1 You can GET chocolate. 2 "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate. 3 Chocolate satisfies even w 0 Comments, 36 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Viagra variations 9/30/2003 With VIAGRA such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society.. <br> DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given t 0 Comments, 54 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Chocolate better than Sex 9/2/2003 <br> <br> TOP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX: <br> 1. You can GET chocolate. <br> 2. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has re 0 Comments, 49 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Viagra 8/7/2003 1.Man goes to the doctor and asks for a Viagra to make his wife happy. 2.Doctor recommends to take it one hour before an intercourse. 3.Man's wife usually comes from work at 6.PM 4.Man takes Via 0 Comments, 104 Views, 0 Votes |
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