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Articles by GotToyz2

GotToyz2 54 C
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She's a chokin   9/17/2009

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to



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GotToyz2 54 C
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Creation of Pussy   6/7/2009

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit, Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer an


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GotToyz2 54 C
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Not The Best Example   6/7/2009

One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard".

Their walked in and said "What does bitch and bastard mean


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GotToyz2 54 C
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Voodoo Dick   6/7/2009

There was a businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone


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GotToyz2 54 C
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Dear Tech Support   5/15/2009

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications


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GotToyz2 54 C
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Before the you got in the lifestyle...   5/15/2009

Do your remember before the you got in the lifestyle and how life is now different?

Here are some of my observations.

Before the lifestyle .......When walking with my wife I would sn


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GotToyz2 54 C
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Who was the world's greatest ?   5/15/2009

Who was the world's greatest ?

Mrs. Pacman, because for only .25 cents she would swallow as many balls as she could until she died.


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GotToyz2 54 C
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A guy goes to the supermarket...   5/15/2009

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.

She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know m


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