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Articles by sexycpl4fun1965

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54  Articles
From A Mother With Love   3/15/2008

Dear , I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your ho


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The Doctors Know Best   3/15/2008

After having their 11th , an Alabama couple decided that was enough so the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more . The doctor told him that t


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A Delicate Condition   3/15/2008

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "I have a problem with my dick!" The lady at the counter says, "Sir, we do not say words like that at the doctors office! Now leave and come back and repla


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Top Ten Quotes on Marriage   3/15/2008

1. The last fight we had was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!"

2. In the beginning God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created w


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An Indecent Proposal   3/15/2008

The train was travelling along when a beautiful young woman entered the compartment which was deserted except for a businessman reading his paper. The man peered over his paper and asked "Would you le


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Sex Problem   3/5/2008

A man comes to his doctor and tells him that his wife doesn't want to have sex with him for the last 7 months. The doc tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her. So the wife comes into


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Tales From Beyond The Grave   3/5/2008

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the after life. The woman's biggest fear was that there was no heaven. After a long life, the husband was the first


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Remembering The Old Days   3/5/2008

"Oh John, do you remember, the last time we were up here was 25 years ago and we made love for the very first time near an old disused barn. I wonder if we could find it again." "I shouldn't think it'


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Traffic Cop Retirement Home   3/5/2008

An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she's driving a car. As she's going down the hall an old man jumps out of a room and says, "Excuse


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Freezing To Death   3/5/2008

Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death, " says the second. "That's awful, " says the first man. "How does it fe


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Oversized Members Of The Regiment   3/5/2008

Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises. "How do you


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Best Sex He Ever Had   3/5/2008

A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a few drinks and soon wound up at his place, in bed. They're having a great time. She was on top when suddenly she had an epileptic seizure; she wa


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Birth Control Pills   1/31/2008

An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills." Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then


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Caught In The Act   1/30/2008

This Guy leaves the bar, hoping he can get home early enough not to piss his wife off for drinking after work. He gets home and finds his boss in bed with his wife. Later, back at the bar, the guy tel


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Delivering A Message   1/30/2008

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his f


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The Hero Of The Hour   1/30/2008

Two men from Texas were sitting at a bar, when a young lady nearby began to choke on a hamburger. She gasped and gagged, and one Texan turned to the other and said, "That little gal is havin' a bad ti


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An occupational hazard…   1/30/2008

One night a man was drinking in a bar and he had to go to the bathroom. While he was going, he noticed that there were three black men next to him at the urinals. He happened to look down and was shoc


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Customer Care   1/29/2008

One day little Johnny was playing with his toy train and it was going round and round when he stoped it he said, "all you sons of bitches getting on get on, and all you sons of bitches gettin off get


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I Like The Way You're Thinking   1/29/2008

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many w


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The Lone Ranger   1/29/2008

A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth grade class because she realizes Little Johnny's propensity for sexual innuendo. But Johnny remains attentive throughout th


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Beautiful   1/29/2008

One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word 'beautiful' in the same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzie, who responded wi


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Learning To Count   1/29/2008

Little Johnny was just being potty trained and his mom tried this new method with 6 steps: 1. Unbutton pants 2. Pull pants down 3. Pull foreskin back 4. Pee 5. Push foreskin forward 6. Pull pants up a


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The Iowa Taxidermist In Alabama   1/26/2008

This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says: "You ain't from around here, are ya... wher


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What's The Difference...   1/26/2008

What's the difference between a Yankee zoo and a Redneck zoo?

On the cage in a Yankee zoo, it will have the name of the animal and the scientific name in Latin. A Southern zoo will have the n


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Quick Thinking Rednecks   1/26/2008

One day, two rednecks named Bubba and Earl were driving down the road, drinking a couple of Buds. The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up ahead Earl, it's a po-leece roadblock! We're gonna get bus


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More You Might Be A Redneck If...   1/26/2008

Your pocket knife often doubles as a toothpick.

You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.

The rear tires on your car ar


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Vacation At The Nudist Beach   1/25/2008

Two parents take their on a vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the goes and plays in the water. The comes running up to his mom and says "Mommy, I saw ladi


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101 Uses For Vaseline   1/25/2008

A woman answers the door to a market researcher. "Good morning madam, I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Do you use it at all in your household?" "Oh yes, all the time. It's very good for cuts, gra


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Fetching The Sneakers   1/25/2008

A guy stops to visit his friend who is paralyzed from the waist down. His friend says, "My feet are cold. Would you get me my sneakers for me?" The guy goes upstairs, and there are his friend's two go


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The Gorilla Extractor   1/25/2008

A lady is eating breakfast out on her patio one morning, when she notices a massive gorilla climbing up her palm tree. This sight scares her so she runs inside her house. Trying to figure out what to


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Got Any Grapes?   1/25/2008

This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Do you have any grapes?" The cl


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Canine Tricks   1/25/2008

A guy walks into a bar with his and says, "I'll have a Scotch and water and my would like a whiskey sour." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't allow animals in here." The replies, "Hey, I'm tired of


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On second thought   1/25/2008

A man sees a fine looking woman at a bar. He steps over to her an says, "Hey baby, let me suck on your nipples." She says, "Watch it buddy, I'll have my boyfriend kick your ass." He laughs and says, "


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Hidden Dangers Of Viagra   1/24/2008

So this older guy goes to the doctor asking for a prescription for 'Viagra'. The guy asks for a large dose of the *strongest* variety. The doctor asks why he needs so much. The guy says that two young


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The Starter Pistol   1/24/2008

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem. In response the doctor said, "When you feel like you a


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How To Satisfy A Man   1/24/2008

HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN: Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke,


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Men Are Like...   1/24/2008

Men are like.....Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table.

Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like.....Bike helmets.


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Come Judegement Day   1/24/2008

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. The Lord comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were


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The Choices We Make   1/24/2008

A wife woke of the middle of the night to find her husband missing from bed. She got out of bed and checked around the house. She heard sobbing from the basement. After turning on the light and descen


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Overly Suspicious Women   1/24/2008

Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. "You're running around with other women, " she charged. "You're being unreas


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Convict On The Loose   1/19/2008

An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound-up on the bed


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At The Counsellor's Office   1/19/2008

A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counsellor. The counsellor asks the wife what is the problem. She responds " My husband suffers from premature ejaculation." The counsellor turn


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Communication Breakdown   1/19/2008

Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, "Well, tonight's the night we have sex!" And so they did. As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself, "My


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Take Your Choice   1/19/2008

A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife, "Wife, we're going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog." The wife grimaces, "But I don't like fishing!" "Look! We're going fishing


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The Mailman's Retirement   1/19/2008

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by t


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Construction Site Sign Language   1/19/2008

There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the grou


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We Really Can't Win!   1/19/2008

A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid, " she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."


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At The Anatomy Class   1/17/2008

A woman enroled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subjecto perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her asshole does when she has an orgasm. "Sure!" she says, "H


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What a fine bouquet   1/17/2008

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring


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Decisions, Decisions!   1/17/2008

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money. The first does a


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An Interrupted Journey   1/17/2008

On preparing to return home from an out of town trip, a man got a small puppy as a present for his . Not having time to get the paperwork to take the puppy on board, the man just hid the pup down the


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Suspicious Minds   1/17/2008

Paddy and his two friends are talking at work. His first friend says:"I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they


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A Quick Romp In The Broom Cupboard   1/17/2008

An elderly couple met for a romp in the broom closet at the nursing home. They undressed and were about to screw, The woman decided to warn the man of her heart condition. "I should tell you, I have a


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Biting Back   1/16/2008

One morning while making breakfast, a man walks up to his wife and pinches her on her butt and says, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle." While this was on the edge of int


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Comparisons at the Supermarket   1/16/2008

Sue and Jane are shopping together at the supermarket. When they get to the vegetables, Sue hefts a good sized potato in each hand and says, "You know, Jane, these remind me of John's balls." Jane, im


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The Trouble with Holy Water   1/16/2008

One day there were four nuns in line for confessional. The first nun said, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned." He asked how. She said "I saw a man's private part." He told her to wash her eyes wi


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Tampons   1/16/2008

Q Why do Tampon have Strings?







A So the Crabs can Bungee Jump


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Keeping it in the Family   1/16/2008

A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in her bedroom. She opened the door and discovered her 40 year old playing with a vibrator. "What are you doing?" asked the mother. "Mom


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Bob, The Atheletic Sperm   1/16/2008

Once there was a sperm named Bob. When all the other sperm were just swimming around, Bob was doing sprints and lifting weights all the other sperms asked him one day, "Why don't you just swim around


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A Slighty Confused    1/16/2008

A comes home from school and asks her mother "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their dicks?" "Yes, dear" replies her mother, pleased that the subjec


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Three Little Words   1/16/2008

Q: What are three words you dread the most while making love?

A: "Honey, I'm home."


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Go Forth and Multiply   1/16/2008

A young woman married and had 13 . Her husband died. She soon married again and had 7 more . Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more . Alas, she finally croaked. Standing


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Sperm Bank   1/16/2008

A masked man goes into a sperm bank, points a gun at the woman behind the counter, and says, "Open the safe." She says, "This isn't a real bank, it's a sperm bank." He says, "Open the safe or I'll sho


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Pussy and Bitch   1/16/2008

A comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom I've got a problem." She says "Tell me." He tells her that the boys at school are using 2 words he doesn't understand. She asks him what they are. H


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Doing the dishes   1/16/2008

Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. Anyway, h


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Anniversary Present   1/16/2008

A man on his way home from work remembers it is his Anniversary, he is almost home and stops at a yard sale, he buys an old lamp and when he gets home gives it to his wife, she looks at the lamp with


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Jack & Jill   1/16/2008

Jack and Jill went up the hill they each had a Quarter, Jill came down with Fifty Cents they didn't go after Water!!!!!


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Hermit Dave   1/7/2008

I once knew a hermit named Dave who kept a dead in his cave, she had one tit and stunk like shit but think of the money he saved.


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Blonde Joke   1/5/2008

What is the first thing a blonde says when she finds out see is Pregnant?









Is it Mine!!!!!!

XOXOXO Corbin & Nicki


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Plant Earth & Oral Sex   1/5/2008

St Peter had to do a yearly report on plant earth, this report was going to God, when he was in front of God, God said St Peter you look Sad, St Peter looked up at God and said, , God we have a Probl


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Big Mac or a Blowjob   1/4/2008

Anyone know the Defference between a Big Mac and a Blowjob?????????

Answer, , If you Don't Know WE Really Need To Go To LUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



XOXOXOXO Corbin & N


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69   1/4/2008

Anyone know the Metric for a 69?

Answer, ,

181

( one ate one)


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