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Articles by carmen7136

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It finally happened!   12/28/2007

I was just told by my 9 year old that I am the worst mother in the world for not allowing her to get her way. Does that mean I have finally done my job right? Or do I still have a long ways to go?


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carmen7136 53 F
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US Airlines   12/28/2007

US Air

Little Johnny and his mother were flying US Air from Los Angeles to New York. Little Johnny, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and said, "If big dogs have baby


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carmen7136 53 F
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Just send the bottle back   12/19/2007

A gentleman at dinner asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman sitting alone at another table.

The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, This is from the gentl


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carmen7136 53 F
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The elephant and the camel   12/18/2007

An elephant asked a camel, Why are your breasts on your back?



Well, says the camel, I think that's a strange question coming from somebody whose wiener is on his face.


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