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Do You Always Ask ??? 6/11/2009 When you see someone engaging in play do you always ask them to join or do you just assume it's ok for you to join in because ... ??? When you're engaged in play ( with another coupl 0 Comments, 74 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Secret Sex Fantasies !!! 6/11/2009 Women and Men both are allowed to answer this ... What is your biggest fetish/fantasy ? Examples below ..... Would you like to see your mate being fucked by a movie star ? W 0 Comments, 770 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Little Girls Asks ..... 6/11/2009 A little girl accidentally walks in on her father while he's getting dressed. She points to his dick and says, "Daddy, what's that?" Not wanting to explain sex to her yet, he says, "Uh, I can't tell y 0 Comments, 246 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Another Lil Johnny Joke !!! 6/11/2009 Little Johnny was 12 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about “courting” from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it wa 0 Comments, 130 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Three Teenage Girls 11/23/2008 These three teenage girls were roommates. One Friday night right after the semester started they all had all gone out on dates, and by chance all came home at about the same time. The firs 0 Comments, 149 Views, 0 Votes | |
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More Lil Johnny 11/23/2008 Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, “Mom, what are those things on your chest?” Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, q 0 Comments, 108 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Tattoo Joke 11/23/2008 A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a Santa Claus on her right thigh right up just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Merry Chri 0 Comments, 99 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Little Johnny Joke 11/23/2008 Little Johnny was 12 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about “courting” from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it 0 Comments, 104 Views, 0 Votes | |
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If You Could Would You ??? 11/23/2008 If given tha chance Who would you like to fuck (it can be a porn star, rock star, celebrity, politician, movie star, next door neighbor, distance relative you get the picture lol) 0 Comments, 420 Views, 0 Votes | |
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What's Your Fantasy ??? 11/23/2008 What's your ultimate sexual fantasy? What are your chances of full filling it within the near future?... 0 Comments, 308 Views, 0 Votes | |
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To Quickie or Not To Is The Question ??? 11/23/2008 When u r really really horny, is a Quickie enough 4 u or do u need 2 go a couple rounds? WILL A QUICKIE GET THE JOB DONE?... 0 Comments, 47 Views, 0 Votes | |
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R Rated Jokes --- Not Meant To Offend -- Have A Laugh 9/22/2008 Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a ? A. A can wash her crack and sell it again. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 0 Comments, 59 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Lol ... Husband Joke 9/18/2008 One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife' Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take few inches off of your butt!' His wife 0 Comments, 75 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Farm Help With A Twist 9/18/2008 A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place a 0 Comments, 138 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Interesting Indeed !!! 9/16/2008 Check out these facts....some are crazy!!! 1.Male and female rats may have sex twenty times a day. (I wish i was a rat) 2.A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates 0 Comments, 540 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Uncircumsized or Not 9/7/2008 My question is for the ladies .... Do you have a prference of a circumsized dick or uncircumsized ?? If you ended up hooking with a man that was uncircumsized would you still have sex wit 0 Comments, 59 Views, 0 Votes | |
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How Would You Respond To This ??? 9/7/2008 If you had to help someone out in this situation what would you do ...... I've been keeping a secret from my man and I need you advice. I joined a local swingers club a little ov 0 Comments, 607 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Bacon & Eggs 5/20/2008 A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. 'Not yet, ' said the little boy. His mother tells him no break 0 Comments, 86 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Women's Words Of Wisdom 5/19/2008 1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything. 2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every color. 3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila. < 0 Comments, 49 Views, 0 Votes | |
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IRS Joke 5/14/2008 The IRS decides to audit Roger, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor is not surprised when Roger shows up with his attorney. The auditor says, "Well, sir, you have a 0 Comments, 107 Views, 0 Votes | |
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To 69 or Not to 69 That Is The Question ???? 5/9/2008 Has 69 become unpopular? Why is it that women don't like to do it anymore? Your thoughts and comments .... Do you like it , enjoy it or what? Our answers are : W 0 Comments, 318 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Best Kind of Orgasm 4/26/2008 Here's a more intense climax to add to your repertoire. Your new slogan may become "I'll take mine blended." Okay, you've heard of a clitoral orgasm and you've heard of the G-spot kind &#x 0 Comments, 582 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Politics Joke 4/3/2008 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well , let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The President. Yo 0 Comments, 192 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Older Man Joke 3/30/2008 An older man had met a younger woman, but unfortunately he was unable to last very long before he would orgasm during sex. A caring man, he was concerned that he was disappointing his new lover, so 0 Comments, 166 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Convict Joke 3/30/2008 An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent 25 years of his life sentence in prison. While on the run, he broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in 0 Comments, 86 Views, 0 Votes | |
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3 Guys Joke 3/30/2008 There are these three guys in a desert dying of dehydration. Off in the horizon they see a house and finally manage to struggle to it. The first guy goes up to the door to ask for water. The door i 0 Comments, 87 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Gyne Visit 3/30/2008 Gynecologist Visit A beautiful woman went to the gynecologist. The doctor took one look at the woman and all his professionalism flew out the window. He immediately told her to get undr 0 Comments, 104 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Stairway To Heaven 3/25/2008 A New Position For Ultimate Pleasure Kneel in front of your partner at the landing of a staircase. Both of you should be facing the stairs, and your bodies should mesh together tightly. Wh 0 Comments, 61 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Kitchen Isn't Just For Cooking Anymore 3/25/2008 Kitchen Encounter Sit on the edge of the counter, pull your knees up to your chest, and place your feet flat on the counter. Have your guy stand facing you between your legs, then scoot yo 0 Comments, 37 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Pet Peeves 3/19/2008 What is one thing you hate for someone to do during sex?... 0 Comments, 90 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Then & Now 3/18/2008 A . What are some sexual things you did back in the day that you won't do now? B . What are some sexual things that you didn't do back in the day, that have done or want to do now? 0 Comments, 211 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Great Sex But .... 3/18/2008 We've all been there before . You're having the best sex ever ; Satitfying , Pleasureable , Fullfilling , The Ultimate and Wow How Lucky We Are To Have Hooked Up W/ This Cpl or Sngl is what's goin 0 Comments, 120 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Situation Sex ... 3/18/2008 Just because you're tired, bloated or having a horrendous fat day (we've all been there), that doesn't mean it has to be a no-sex night! No matter the reason, it's easy to work around these common 0 Comments, 107 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sexual Peak 3/6/2008 A what age did you reach your " Sexual Peak " ? And what makes made you realize you had reached it ? " ... 0 Comments, 303 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Kissing ??? 3/6/2008 Ladies Being in Tha Lifestyle .... if you give head and or eat pussy ..... is kissing too personal(otha than your S/  ? [ ]
Men, being in Tha Lifestyle...if you eat pussy, other than y 0 Comments, 82 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Pet Names 3/6/2008 What's your pet name(sexual or non sexual)? What name was given to you back in the day, and it stayed with you? What name was given to you, because of your sexual skills? ... 0 Comments, 16 Views, 0 Votes | |
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First Time Condom Wearer 2/21/2008 I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was 0 Comments, 253 Views, 0 Votes | |
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" Kiss Me Doctor " 2/21/2008 Doctor, doctor, please kiss me, " says the patient. "No, I'm sorry, that would be against the code of ethics, " says the doctor. Ten minutes later the patient says: "Doctor, please, kiss m 0 Comments, 153 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Marriage Counselor 2/21/2008 After just a few years of marriage filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They had been at each other's throats 0 Comments, 133 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Postman Retiring Gift 2/21/2008 It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by 0 Comments, 117 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Cold Hands 2/21/2008 Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!" She says 0 Comments, 93 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Oh Boy !! 2/21/2008 Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade girl's house. One day he he stops to taunt the little girl. He holds up the football and says "See this football? Football is a boy 0 Comments, 115 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sex Therapist Questions Couple 2/21/2008 A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?" The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse? " T 0 Comments, 82 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Head Just Because or ....... 2/21/2008 Here's a tough one .... When you get HEAD from your partner would it mean more if Him/Her were doing it to satisfy you ? or would you prefer Him/Her giving HEAD because they LOVE DOING IT and YOU' 0 Comments, 42 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Compliment or Flirting -- Which is It ??? 2/21/2008 How do you tell(are you able to tell)the difference when someone is giving you an innocent compliment and when they are flirting with you? ... 0 Comments, 14 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Better Orgasm 2/21/2008 Which gives a better orgasm ? Oral Sex Anal Sex Vaginal Sex And why does this give you a better orgasm ? ... 0 Comments, 477 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Ladies Question 2/21/2008 Ladies what will you do to your spouse , partner or male significant other that you won't do with anyone else ( ie Swing Date ) ? Swallow His Cum Have Sex While On My Period Anal Sex Tong 0 Comments, 977 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Comin' Clean 2/13/2008 You've got a new boyfriend/girlfriend and you really are into them ALOT . Your new partner knows nothing about " Your Lifestyle " how would you tell this person that you are interested in having an 0 Comments, 43 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Would You ????? 2/13/2008 Would you do an " Indecent Proposal " ( yes like the movie ) if the price was right ? And if you allowed your spouse/mate to would you want to know the details of what happened ? ... 0 Comments, 55 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Love Lust & Marriage 2/6/2008 LOVE: When intercourse is called "making love." LUST: When intercourse is called "screwing." MARRIAGE: When intercourse is a town in Pennsylvania. LOVE: When you share ev 0 Comments, 52 Views, 0 Votes | |
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It's Hump Day ... Jokes Are Us !!!! 2/6/2008 Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob. Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the en 0 Comments, 56 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Forbidden Love 2/5/2008 How do you deal with the fact that you are so in love with someone but you know y'all can't be together? Everything is so right but you know that beyond friends y'all will be nothing else. ... 0 Comments, 76 Views, 0 Votes | |
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How Do You Satisfy Yourself When ....... 2/5/2008 When your hormones act up , and you are extremely horny. What do you do to rectify the situation? ... 0 Comments, 45 Views, 0 Votes | |
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10 Things About WomenThat U Never Knew 2/5/2008 1. CLEAN THAT THING! After a day of urinating and sweat, think before you play, go wash that thing off before it comes in contact with us! 2. THERE IS NO LAW THAT SAYS WE HAVE TO SWALLOW! 0 Comments, 128 Views, 0 Votes | |
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What Would You Do ??? 2/4/2008 Hey all! MEN [and Women] WHAT WOULD YOU DO IN THIS SITUATION? Men, you fell in love and married Kay. From the first day you saw her you knew that she would be your wife! You just 0 Comments, 105 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Is It A Phase or Are You Serious 1/31/2008 Is The Lifestyle a passing phase for you or do you see yourself doing it for awhile? What have you learned from being in The Lifestyle be it good or bad? ... 0 Comments, 237 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Favorite Couples 1/30/2008 Another interesting topic while us ladies we're having lunch . Alot of us have " A Favorite Couple " that we have Sex with . Be it every weekend or whenever our schedules allow . 0 Comments, 730 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Wednesday !!! It's Hump Day ... Time For A Laugh 1/30/2008 70-year-old George went for his annual physical. He told the doctor that he felt fine, but often had to go to the bathroom during the night. Then he said, "But you know Doc, I'm blessed. God knows 0 Comments, 101 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A 1/30/2008 At this point in your life, if you met a virgin... given the chance, would you sex them... or let them go? ... 0 Comments, 78 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Taboo Sex 1/28/2008 We've been to many clubs and private parties . For the most part people we encounter are nice and pretty open sexually , but there is one thing that we've noticed . Taboo Sex --- Int 0 Comments, 669 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Stress Test 1/25/2008 There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals : King Kong, Ape, Orangutan and a Monkey pass by. They have a competition to see who is the fastest to get a banan 0 Comments, 112 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Supersex Joke 1/25/2008 Supersex In a nursing home, one of the old women was running up and down the hall, flipping her nightgown up and down and yelling "Supersex! Supersex!" An old man was sitting in a 0 Comments, 98 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Ooops The Condom Broke !!! 1/15/2008 Yes Oooops it broke !!! Have you ever said it or heard it before ? If so how did you handle the situation ? If not how would you handle the situation ? We're curious as we're sur 0 Comments, 257 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Pregnancy & Swinging 1/15/2008 We're sure it's been addressed before but we wanted to know how you stand on Pregnancy & Swinging . We have a friend who is pregnant and still allows her mate to swing , of course she is 0 Comments, 1017 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Oooooowwweeee --- You've Gotta Try This !!! 1/4/2008 The Sofa Spread-Eagle Stand on the edge of a couch, bed, or two chairs, with your legs spread wide. Position your man so he's standing on the floor facing you. Adjust the width of your sta 0 Comments, 567 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Ladies Here's A New Position 1/4/2008 The Slow Climb You'll never see missionary position the same way again. While on your back, put a pillow under your butt, lift your hips, and bring your legs up and back toward your should 0 Comments, 405 Views, 0 Votes | |
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How One Woman Got Out Of A Ticket 1/4/2008 One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice r 0 Comments, 173 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Fellas Pay Attention --- This'll Help You Maybe 1/4/2008 WOMEN'S ENGLISH Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I'm sorry = You'll be sorry We need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be o 0 Comments, 75 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Alil Laugh For Ya 1/4/2008 Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights (because they can't see each other using s 0 Comments, 87 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Betcha Didn't Know This .... 12/20/2007 A Little Game or True & False Uncircumcised men have better sex . FALSE: Researchers studied men who underwent circumcision as adults. (All together now: Ouch!) They found that 0 Comments, 486 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Another New Position 4 All 12/20/2007 The Figure Eight EROTIC INSTRUCTIONS: Lie on the floor faceup with a couple of pillows propping your butt. Keep your knees half bent, your legs splayed wide, and your arms high ov 0 Comments, 468 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Bad Pick Up Lines 12/17/2007 PICK UP LINES THAT MAY GET YOU KILLED 1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole? 2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag. < 0 Comments, 92 Views, 0 Votes | |
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BlowJob Etiquette 12/17/2007 BLOWJOB ETIQUETTE FOR MEN FROM WOMEN: 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT 0 Comments, 117 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Size Is It Really Important ?!?! 12/16/2007 Some women seem to be consumed with size . We've had some female friends who stress that unless the guys " is packing " they really would prefer not to deal with them . What male that you 0 Comments, 1251 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Just Curious 12/12/2007 We've been lucky enough to meet some really cool people within The Lifestyle . As we're sure that many of you have as well . Our question to you is how do you handle telling someone that you 0 Comments, 135 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Would You .... ???? 12/12/2007 Strap Ons we know women love them . Nothing like seeing ya lady use her skills on a willing female victim . So they do pay attention to the stick and stroke moves that fellas use . Q 0 Comments, 764 Views, 0 Votes | |
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To Drink or Not To Drink 12/10/2007 Many of us have a cocktail or two just to relax us alil or because we enjoy a good drink . We've found in a few instances : Men -- Sometimes the liquor seems to hinder performance . 0 Comments, 372 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Little Johnny Joke Tells All 12/10/2007 Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, “Mom, what are those things on your chest?” Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quit 0 Comments, 164 Views, 0 Votes | |
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BlowJob Joke 12/10/2007 This boy has just taken his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie, why don't you give me 0 Comments, 153 Views, 0 Votes | |
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How Really Runs The Swing Relationship ?? 12/9/2007 This is an on going debate that our friends and I constantly discuss . So maybe some of you on here can help us out . Who really runs The Swing Relationship ? Some say its Tha Women 0 Comments, 414 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sneaking It In ???? 12/9/2007 Just recently we attended a Club . Had a great time . But had a major problem that we encountered . I Tha Ms was in rotation doing my thing and getting things done to me as well . This one gu 0 Comments, 1156 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A New Position For All To Try 12/6/2007 The Couch Canoodle INSTRUCTIONS: Have your partner sit back on a couch (or a comfy chair). Straddle his lap with your legs splayed apart and your knees bent up against his chest. Slo 0 Comments, 481 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Swing Etiquette No No 100 12/6/2007 We all know why we do what we do ? But here is a situation we seem to be hearing about alot ...... You get together with a couple ( after reading their profile ) and everything is going great 0 Comments, 873 Views, 0 Votes |
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