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Member Article:Toilet humour Post Your Comment

AngloSwiss_CH 72 M
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Toilet humour


Three ladies of a certain age are discussing problems associated
with ageing. “60 is far the worst age”, says the first.
“You feel like you’re always needing to , but in fact
there’s nothing there”. <br><br>
“That’s nothing”, says the second, “when you’re
70, your digestive system packs up. You take plenty of laxatives,
eat loads of fibre, and spend all day sitting on the toilet,
but nothing happens”. <br><br>
“Hmmm”, says the third, “80 is the worst age”.
The 60 year-old asks: “You have problems pissing?”
“No, I piss every morning at 6am sharp, for that there’s
no problem”. The 70 year-old asks; “So you have digestive problems?”
“No, I crap every morning at half past six, regular as
clockwork”. The other two ladies look perplexedly at each other, and
one asks: “So, if you piss at 6am and crap at six thirty every morning,
what’s the problem?” “I never wake up before 7am…”

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