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terrible joke . . .   10/8/2019

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity... It's impossible to put down!


1 Comments, 10 Views, 8 Votes ,1.86 Score
a joke   10/8/2019

A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends. "Oh, no!" she suddenly exclaimed. "Look at the time! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He'll be so pissed if it's not ready on time." When she got home, she discovered all she had in the fridge was a wilted lettuce leaf, an egg - and a can of cat food. With no time to go to the ...


1 Comments, 47 Views, 8 Votes ,3.25 Score
Cheesy Joke...   10/7/2019

How do you make holy water? <br><br> You boil the hell out of it.


0 Comments, 9 Views, 5 Votes ,1.51 Score
Dad joke alert...   10/7/2019

Today, my asked "Can I have a mark?" and I burst into tears. years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.


1 Comments, 6 Views, 5 Votes ,1.84 Score
DaveSmith2401 29 M
2  Articles
Hi how is everyone doing   10/7/2019

So there a nun and a blind man. The nun gose to her room and gets in the shower then hears a knock at the door says who is it the. Man replied the blind man she says okay if your blind come in so he dose and says nice tits now we're do you want your blinds


2 Comments, 16 Views, 7 Votes ,1.00 Score
Lets try this one   10/7/2019

A visits her for dinner... who just happens to live with a girl roommate. <br><br> During the course of the meal, his couldn't but notice how pretty his roommate was. <br><br> She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two of them, and this encounter had only made her more curious. <br><br> Over the course of the evening.... while ...


0 Comments, 20 Views, 5 Votes ,2.16 Score
TheLoneMan05 37 M
5  Articles
What do you call two jalapeños getting it on?   10/7/2019

hot!


0 Comments, 3 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
A Joke   10/7/2019

Bert and Ethel, a couple in Their 80s are celebrating are getting close to Their 60th wedding anniversary. Bert books a week at the hotel they had honeymooned in for the occasion. On Their anniversary night they are in bed talking and Bert says what do you think, should we try a bit of sex. Ethel agrees to and so they get started. After 10mins Ethel says " you don't have the fire in you ...


0 Comments, 25 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
Britishlone 52 M
2  Articles
Which Spice Girl can carry most gas   10/7/2019

Gerri Can


0 Comments, 4 Views, 3 Votes ,0.98 Score
live4fun2018 52 M
3  Articles
2 guys and their dogs   10/6/2019

2 guys are out walking their dogs thru the city. They get and the first guy suggests they stop at a restaurant to get a bite to eat. The second guy says, "We have our dogs, they won't let us in". First guy says "no problem, just follow my lead". They walk up to the restaurant and ask for a table. Hostess says "Sorry, we don't allow dogs". First guy ...


2 Comments, 41 Views, 7 Votes ,1.51 Score
live4fun2018 52 M
3  Articles
Ladies and a flasher   10/6/2019

3 little old ladies were sitting on a park bench enjoying the afternoon. Suddenly, a guy walks up and flashes them. the first old lady has a stroke. the second old lady has a stroke. Sadly, the third old lady can't reach...


0 Comments, 17 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
LongDong2041234 37 M
3  Articles
What are some good new ones   10/6/2019

Any new Jokes? Trump? Dark humor? Anyone?


0 Comments, 0 Views, 0 Votes
more humour   10/6/2019

First time with my new girlfriend in the back of my car Her “ This is my first time, I’m a virgin, so what do I do ?” Me “ just grasp it the shaft and pretend you’re brushing your teeth” After 10 minutes nothing is happening Me “ you’re not doing anything. Why is your hand not moving ? Her “I’ve got an electric toothbrush !”


0 Comments, 11 Views, 5 Votes ,3.47 Score
live4fun2018 52 M
3  Articles
in a saloon   10/5/2019

limps into a saloon in the west. All eyes turn at him. His back foot is all bandaged up. He says the - "I'm looking for the man shot my paw..."


0 Comments, 5 Views, 2 Votes ,0.34 Score
live4fun2018 52 M
3  Articles
in a saloon   10/5/2019

limps into a saloon in the west. All eyes turn at him. His back foot is all bandaged up. He says the - "I'm looking for the man shot my paw..."


0 Comments, 8 Views, 4 Votes ,1.30 Score
This isn't funny   10/5/2019

Nor is this


0 Comments, 7 Views, 6 Votes ,1.37 Score
TheLoneMan05 37 M
5  Articles
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?   10/4/2019

Beat it. We're closed.


1 Comments, 7 Views, 3 Votes ,1.96 Score
TheLoneMan05 37 M
5  Articles
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?   10/4/2019

Beat it. We're closed.


0 Comments, 4 Views, 3 Votes ,1.96 Score
AngloSwiss_CH 72 M
2  Articles
In at the deep end   10/4/2019

A disabled person comes to the swimming pool, and although he is really badly affected, he limps as best he can to the main pool, and goes to jump into the water. Just then the lifeguard spots him, and runs like crazy to stop him ... But he gets there too late, so he dives in to at least catch him before he drowns ... To his surprise, the disabled guy swims like a God, and the master-swimmer ...


0 Comments, 36 Views, 4 Votes ,1.69 Score
AngloSwiss_CH 72 M
2  Articles
Politics   10/4/2019

A boy asks his father: - Dad, I have to give a presentation at school, can I ask you some questions? - Yes of course, come on, what do you want to know? - What are politics? The father reflects for a moment and then starts: - Well then, let’s take our home as an example. I am an employee, so I earn money, so let's call me "capitalism". Your mother is the administrator of the ...


1 Comments, 28 Views, 5 Votes ,2.16 Score
More Humour   10/4/2019

The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. “Of course, my , ” said the priest. “Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her.” “That’s a wonderful thing, my , and nothing that you need to confess, ...


0 Comments, 22 Views, 5 Votes ,1.51 Score
jayforplay004 22 M
1  Article
points   10/4/2019

points are a joke.....


0 Comments, 3 Views, 3 Votes ,1.96 Score
TheLoneMan05 37 M
5  Articles
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?   10/4/2019

He only comes once a year.


0 Comments, 2 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
AngloSwiss_CH 72 M
2  Articles
Toilet humour   10/4/2019

Three ladies of a certain age are discussing problems associated with ageing. “60 is far the worst age”, says the first. “You feel like you’re always needing to , but in fact there’s nothing there”. <br><br> “That’s nothing”, says the second, “when you’re 70, your digestive system packs up. You take plenty of laxatives, eat loads of fibre, and spend all day ...


1 Comments, 32 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
Jdeepdown8 37 M
4  Articles
Dirty jokes ?   10/3/2019

Looking for the best dirty joke of the day? I love a good dirty joke to light up the day! Let's hear what you got!


0 Comments, 7 Views, 4 Votes ,1.69 Score
pingvin98 25 M
2  Articles
Points   10/3/2019

point points points


0 Comments, 5 Views, 4 Votes ,2.47 Score
The Lawyer   10/2/2019

A lawyer, had a wife and needed move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner, wanted reoccupy the home. But he was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house. When he said, he had , no would rent a home him because they felt that the would destroy the place. <br><br> He couldn't say he had no , because he couldn't lie (as we all know, lawyers ...


0 Comments, 27 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
points   10/2/2019

points points points points points points points.


0 Comments, 2 Views, 2 Votes ,0.34 Score
More Humour   10/2/2019

A couple had decided to use calculator as a codeword for intercourse. The man told his to ask Mummy for the calculator. He comes back and tells him that she'd said she'll get it soon. An hour later the man asks his the same thing again and he returns with the same response. An hour later the woman shouts; "I've found the calculator". The man shouts back; "Fuck ...


0 Comments, 17 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
TheLoneMan05 37 M
5  Articles
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?   10/1/2019

Beef strokin’ off. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> ... I'll see myself out.


2 Comments, 8 Views, 6 Votes ,3.65 Score
More Humour   10/1/2019

Mrs. Donovan was walking down O’Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty. The Father said, ‘Top o’ the mornin’ To ye! Aren’t ye Mrs. Donovan And didn’t I marry ye and yer Hoosband two years ago?’ She replied, ‘Aye, that ye did, Father.’ The Father asked, ‘And be there Any wee little ones yet?’ She replied, ‘No, not yet, Father.’ The Father said, ...


1 Comments, 34 Views, 4 Votes ,3.63 Score
whisky_69 54 T
4  Articles
limrick   9/30/2019

there was a man from bombay who made a cunt out of clay he put in his prick it hardened like a brick and tore his forskin away


1 Comments, 15 Views, 7 Votes ,0.49 Score
watchesyou614 49 M
2  Articles
another funny   9/30/2019

what do dyslexic zombies eat? <br><br> <br><br> BRAINS <br><br> <br><br> ha!!!


1 Comments, 10 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
watchesyou614 49 M
2  Articles
monday funny   9/30/2019

my wife keeps using the word 'mansplaining' wrong and I don't know how to tell her! <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> ha!


1 Comments, 7 Views, 5 Votes ,1.84 Score
samsung1189 33 M
1  Article
post youre funniest one liners   9/30/2019

here for a good laugh post your funniest one liners here


0 Comments, 11 Views, 4 Votes ,0.92 Score
More Humour   9/29/2019

A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends $, 000 and looks sensational. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, ‘I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?”. ‘About 32, ’ is the reply.’ ‘Nope! I’m exactly 50, ’ the woman says happily. A little while later she goes into ...


1 Comments, 40 Views, 12 Votes ,4.21 Score
Thatcher04354 60 M
1  Article
are you smuggling opiates...   9/29/2019

Him= Are you smuggling opiates in your bra? Her= No, why? Him- Because I see a "Perky Set" in there!


1 Comments, 8 Views, 5 Votes ,2.82 Score
Lets try this one   9/28/2019

A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money. Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, 'Did you see me rob this bank?' <br><br> The man replied, ' Yes sir, I did.' The robber then shot him in the head, killing him instantly. He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, '.. Did you see me rob this bank?' ...


0 Comments, 35 Views, 8 Votes ,4.17 Score
More Humour   9/28/2019

After two weeks on a desert island with only each other for company, Bob and Geoff are getting horny. "Look, " says Bob, "Neither of us are gay, but if you pretend to be a women for me, when I'm done, I'll pretend to be a woman for you." Geoff reluctantly agrees and suffers minutes of painful humiliation as Bob fucks him up the arse. When it's over, Geoff asks Bob ...


1 Comments, 38 Views, 8 Votes ,3.01 Score
Senior Briefing   9/27/2019

On the first day at the new seniors complex, the manager addressed all the new seniors pointing out some of the rules: <br><br> "The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male dormitory to the females. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." <br><br> He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this ...


3 Comments, 42 Views, 8 Votes ,2.55 Score
Curious2014z2015 56 M
8  Articles
Strange Day   9/27/2019

I've had a weird day today First I found a hat full of coins Then I got chased down the road by a bloke with a guitar.....


1 Comments, 22 Views, 8 Votes ,3.01 Score
Curious2014z2015 56 M
8  Articles
Strange Day   9/27/2019

I've had a weird day today First I found a hat full of coins Then I got chased down the road by a bloke with a guitar.....


0 Comments, 6 Views, 3 Votes ,0.98 Score
Curious2014z2015 56 M
8  Articles
Internet   9/27/2019

I was on the internet earlier. The Mrs asked me what I was searching for I replied "Cheap flights" All day she's been smiling and nice to me I didn't even realise she liked darts


0 Comments, 6 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
Bhahahaha   9/26/2019

What's the difference between a chickpea & a garbanzo bean ????? <br><br> <br><br> Never had to pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face


0 Comments, 5 Views, 4 Votes ,3.25 Score
cody0282 24 M
1  Article
The points :)   9/26/2019

Just making this article for the points yall sry bout that


2 Comments, 8 Views, 5 Votes ,3.14 Score
Damsel in Distress   9/25/2019

A man brags about finding a woman strapped to some railroad tracks and untying her, taking her home and having the best sex of his life with her. His friend asked, was she cute? He replies I don’t know I couldn’t find her head.


1 Comments, 8 Views, 6 Votes ,2.23 Score
points   9/24/2019

points points points points points points.


2 Comments, 11 Views, 7 Votes ,1.77 Score
buddy98111111 54 M
10  Articles
sex   9/21/2019

hell yes very


4 Comments, 26 Views, 15 Votes ,0.53 Score
Clownin   9/21/2019

Knock knock......who is it... knock harder.... who is it... sorry didnt know I was knocking... my dick was on hard


1 Comments, 26 Views, 14 Votes ,1.06 Score
Monday blues   9/20/2019

Blue blues


2 Comments, 25 Views, 19 Votes ,2.07 Score
Clodiusthefirst 77 M
23  Articles
Just published!!   9/20/2019

20 years in the saddle Major Bumsore Shorter Skirts Seymour Legg Baby's Revenge by Nora Tittsov Sex at Sea by Master Bates & Seaman Staines <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> ...


0 Comments, 15 Views, 11 Votes ,1.48 Score
A Joke   9/20/2019

Justin Trudeau was reportedly very excited to be asked to address a conference on racism. <br><br> Apparently he's totally made up


2 Comments, 29 Views, 12 Votes ,1.56 Score
crossing the road   9/18/2019

why did the pervert cross the road.................cos his dick was stuck in the chicken


0 Comments, 14 Views, 11 Votes ,0.92 Score
More Humour   9/18/2019

Porn star Jessica Jaymes has died, with her death classified as natural. <br><br> Unlike the rest of her....


0 Comments, 17 Views, 12 Votes ,1.21 Score
letshave614fun 49 M
4  Articles
funny?   9/18/2019

why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? <br><br> It got stuck a crack <br><br> <br><br> ha!!!


0 Comments, 1 Views, 1 Votes
Pullmytrigger55 49 M
12  Articles
Screwed   9/18/2019

That's what BookofSex.com does to u


0 Comments, 17 Views, 14 Votes ,1.22 Score
letshave614fun 49 M
4  Articles
more Tuesday fun   9/17/2019

I find sign language to be very handy!!! <br><br> HA!


0 Comments, 3 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
letshave614fun 49 M
4  Articles
Tuesday fun   9/17/2019

I bet shower heads rethinking "every naked person I see turns on" <br><br> <br><br> HA!


0 Comments, 5 Views, 4 Votes ,0.92 Score
mryounghung25 35 M
3  Articles
Thomas Edison   9/16/2019

Thomas Edison was probably the first guy to fuck a girl with the lights on.


2 Comments, 19 Views, 16 Votes ,1.95 Score
Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches?   9/16/2019

The blunt pencil had a difficult time making a point...


0 Comments, 4 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches?   9/16/2019

It never had a point.


0 Comments, 3 Views, 3 Votes ,0.98 Score
Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches?   9/16/2019

It never had a point.


0 Comments, 3 Views, 3 Votes ,0.98 Score
points   9/16/2019

points points points points points points.


2 Comments, 10 Views, 6 Votes ,1.37 Score
points   9/16/2019

points points points points points points.


0 Comments, 8 Views, 7 Votes ,1.26 Score
More Humour   9/16/2019

The wife was bent over looking at something and it was to good an opportunity to miss. I pulled her knickers to one side and did what nature intended. Apparently we are banned from Walmart now .


1 Comments, 19 Views, 8 Votes ,3.48 Score
More Humour   9/15/2019

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine . A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, ...


2 Comments, 58 Views, 15 Votes ,3.74 Score
Cumtakesum 53 M
0  Articles
Mom 3some   9/13/2019

A guy is in a bar talking to a beautiful 60yr old woman things get heated up and she whispers in his ear "have you ever had a mom and 3some" the guy is thinking if she looks this good at 60 her must be amazing. So he goes home with her and as they head upstairs the woman yells " mom take off your depends and clean yourself up I brought us home a live one"


1 Comments, 26 Views, 11 Votes ,1.86 Score
live4fun2018 52 M
3  Articles
Hotel porn   9/10/2019

A family walks into a hotel and he father goes to the front desk to get a room. He says "I hope the porn is disabled". The guy at the desk says "We just show regular porn you sick fuck".


2 Comments, 19 Views, 12 Votes ,2.62 Score
Is the Earth really round ?????   9/9/2019

NASA lied us !!


2 Comments, 19 Views, 10 Votes
More Humour   9/9/2019

A of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was the teacher insisted on no baby talk. "You need to use 'big people' words, " she'd always remind them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. "I went to visit my Nana." "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use big people words!" She ...


0 Comments, 79 Views, 15 Votes ,2.21 Score
More Humour   9/8/2019

A drunken Irishman is driving through the city of Dublin and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. "So, " says the cop to the driver, "where have you been?" "I've been to the pub, " slurs the drunk. "Well, " says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few." "I did all right, " the drunk says ...


4 Comments, 64 Views, 13 Votes ,2.98 Score
More Humour   9/8/2019

One day little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could him a £200 bicycle for his birthday. Johnny's father said, "Johnny, we have an £80, 000 mortgage on the house, and you want to you a bicycle? Wait until Christmas." Christmas came around, and Johnny asked again. The father said, "Well, the mortgage is still extremely , sorry about . Ask again some other ...


0 Comments, 49 Views, 13 Votes ,2.64 Score
pjfriendly082 42 M
3  Articles
When its an appropriate time to Joke about...   9/8/2019

When have you been able to joke about things with your partner. Some of the short-cummins or long cummings etc. with your partner? Have you been able to hold your tongue until there was open air where you could share and accept your partners critiques? Have you been with other couples where you enjoyed things but maybe said something a bit too much? Then had to walk it back.


1 Comments, 19 Views, 8 Votes ,0.70 Score
CTAfternoonFun 56 M
5  Articles
The biggest Vagina   9/7/2019

Three women are sitting at a bar arguing over who has the biggest vagina. <br><br> “The first girl says, ‘My boyfriend can fit a whole fist up there.’ The second girl says, ‘Ha, my boyfriend can fit two fists and a foot.’ The third girl just smiles as she slides down the bar stool.”


2 Comments, 36 Views, 14 Votes ,1.70 Score
CTAfternoonFun 56 M
5  Articles
Food humor   9/7/2019

What is the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? <br><br> No one ever $200.00 to have a garbanzo bean on their face.. <br><br> <br><br> What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? <br><br> beer nuts are over a dollar, deer nuts are under a buck.


0 Comments, 12 Views, 8 Votes ,2.09 Score
CTAfternoonFun 56 M
5  Articles
Doctor Viisit   9/7/2019

A guy is sitting at the doctor’s office. The doctor walks in and says, “I have some bad news. I’m afraid you’re going to have to stop masturbating.” <br><br> “I don’t understand, doc, ” the patient says. “Why?” <br><br> “Because, ” the doctor says. “I’m trying to examine you.”


1 Comments, 8 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
More Humour   9/7/2019

Just pissed off the yoga instructor when she told the class to "holler out your favorite position!"... I yelled, "ANAL!"...


0 Comments, 6 Views, 5 Votes ,3.14 Score
More Humour   9/7/2019

I met a beautiful girl and we were getting on great until I asked her out for a drink and she stormed off. I'm beginning to think that every woman you meet at AA is a lesbian...


0 Comments, 2 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
jolielaide 52 F
1  Article
mornin' sexxx   9/6/2019

the wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled egg and toast breakfast; wearing nothing but the t-shirt she normally sleeps in. me, not being nearly awake gave a bit of side eye when I walked in. she turned to me and softly said, “you’ve got to get your dick out, fuck me right now." it sounded so sexy when she said it, that my eyes woke like it xmas morning. i ...


0 Comments, 51 Views, 9 Votes ,3.85 Score
Orgasms and sneezing   9/6/2019

I’ve heard the louder someone sneezes the louder they orgasm- think about it


0 Comments, 7 Views, 5 Votes ,0.21 Score
More Humour   9/6/2019

A fledgling journalist has been sent out to an interview an elderly lady for the local rag, she has just turned 104 and still lives at home. The journo scribbles down the old lady's life story in shorthand; schooldays, war , loves, marriage, widowhood. Then he arrived at the crucial question. Journo: "Well then Edna, the $64, 000 dollar question! All our readers will want to know the ...


1 Comments, 31 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
Curious2014z2015 56 M
8  Articles
Threesome   9/5/2019

Having just passed my 50th birthday, I met an older woman in a bar the other night. She was in her late 60s, but in very good shape for her age. We got talking and flirting and she asked if I'd like to go back to hers for a "sportsman's double". "What's that ?" I said. "It's a mother and threesome". Imagining a gorgeous lady about my age, I ...


2 Comments, 36 Views, 7 Votes ,2.02 Score
More Humour   9/5/2019

I was sat in a bar with my wife last night. She looked at me and said, "Why are you staring at that blonde woman with the big tits sitting over there?" "You're crazy! !I didn't even notice her big tits." I replied. "So why are you still staring at her??" "She's got no panties on."...


0 Comments, 16 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
KikKyasjodico 25 M
2  Articles
Short Joke   9/4/2019

What did one condom say to the other condom as they walked past a gay bar? <br><br> <br><br> Wanna get shit faced? 🤣🤣🤣


0 Comments, 3 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
More Humour   9/4/2019

Last night my wife wore a police uniform in bed and said, "you've been arrested for being good in bed!" <br><br> 90 seconds later the charges were dropped due to lack of evidence...


1 Comments, 7 Views, 4 Votes ,4.02 Score
gigelo2007 35 M
7  Articles
Panda   9/4/2019

A panda walks into a bar. He asks the bartender how he can get a little action for the night. The bartender motions to a young woman. She talks to the panda, and they go back to her place. After having sex, the panda abruptly leaves. The next night, the woman goes to the panda's house. "You owe me money, " she says. "For what?" The woman rolls her eyes and explains, ...


0 Comments, 38 Views, 4 Votes ,2.08 Score
gigelo2007 35 M
7  Articles
A boy   9/4/2019

A little boy and his friends are being called bastards and bitches by bullies at school. The boy goes home and asks, "Dad, what are bastards and bitches?" And his dad replies, "Bitches are ladies and bastards are gentlemen." Then the boy goes upstairs to see his mom. As he enters the room, he accidentally drops a perfume bottle, and his mom says, "Shit!" "Mom, ...


1 Comments, 34 Views, 5 Votes ,3.80 Score
Jank0317 32 C
5  Articles
Jokes   9/3/2019

What are your favorite dirty jokes


0 Comments, 3 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
More Humour   9/2/2019

Dave woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his old lady put some coffee in front of him. “Louise, ” he moaned, “tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?” “Even worse, ” she said, her ...


3 Comments, 53 Views, 10 Votes ,4.98 Score
What in the difference-   9/2/2019

Between a lollipop and a sucker?


2 Comments, 23 Views, 3 Votes ,0.49 Score
Laman4475 48 M
1  Article
Does size really matter   9/2/2019

Wonder if women really r into size or it just dont matter. Help me with this one plz


0 Comments, 5 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
To The Point   9/1/2019

A woman whose was hospitalised in a US tornado told ITV News "God would make her better." Presumably, 's a different God from the one almost killed her with a tornado....


0 Comments, 13 Views, 6 Votes ,3.08 Score
Even More Humour   9/1/2019

There was a local family whose was frankly very overweight and unattractive. I remember one day her mom came into school and spoke during assembly explaining she could no longer stand the bullying and had hanged herself the night before. <br><br> The whole school was in shocked silence, then one lad shouted out, " hell, it must have been a strong rope."


0 Comments, 17 Views, 4 Votes ,3.25 Score
whisky_69 54 T
4  Articles
Why   8/31/2019

Why did the chicken cross the road because the pervert could not get his knob of it .... what cum first the chicken or the pervert ??


0 Comments, 9 Views, 7 Votes ,1.00 Score
whisky_69 54 T
4  Articles
Why   8/31/2019

Why did the chicken cross the road because the pervert could not get his knob of it .... what cum first the chicken or the pervert ??


0 Comments, 6 Views, 5 Votes ,0.86 Score
parmakr62 47 M
4  Articles
Pharmacist joke   8/31/2019

"Being a pharmacist is great because you're kind of a doctor, but also a cashier." -Dave Attell


1 Comments, 8 Views, 7 Votes ,2.53 Score
More Humour   8/31/2019

There was a knock on the door and on answering it discovered a Policeman holding a photo of my wife . He asked "Is this your wife sir"? to which I replied yes . He said "It looks like shes been in an accident" And I replied "I know but shes got a lovely personality "


0 Comments, 13 Views, 4 Votes ,2.47 Score
More Humour   8/31/2019

Fuck I remember the days when I was a you could go into a shop with £1 and come out with 2 tins of coke, a wham bar, a bag of crisps and 2 magnums.... Now , Fuckin CCTV everywhere.


0 Comments, 10 Views, 4 Votes ,1.69 Score
MrRicheeRich 60 M
5  Articles
funny guy   8/30/2019

I have been writing volumes of jokes my entire life, now at the age of 61 I've been sifting through my writings, im a funny guy.


2 Comments, 19 Views, 6 Votes ,1.37 Score
points   8/28/2019

points points points points points points points


1 Comments, 8 Views, 4 Votes ,2.86 Score
bigmask4u7 30 M
6  Articles
Wanna hear a joke.   8/27/2019

My sad sad need for points


1 Comments, 8 Views, 4 Votes ,2.47 Score
More Humour   8/27/2019

A is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her walks in. “, where do babies come from?” The thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The looks puzzled so the continues, “ means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. ’s how you get a ...


1 Comments, 23 Views, 4 Votes ,2.86 Score
more humour   8/26/2019

I was setting a voice recognition password for my new phone and a nearby barked and ran away. Now I'm looking for to unlock my phone....


0 Comments, 9 Views, 5 Votes ,1.84 Score
More Humour   8/26/2019

One the first teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her . She came to the part of the story where the first was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, "...and so the went up to the man with the wheel barrow full of straw and said, "Pardon sir, but may I have some of straw to build my house?" The teacher paused then asked the ...


3 Comments, 52 Views, 11 Votes ,3.73 Score
Bigcockandnuts10 26 M
7  Articles
Jokes   8/25/2019

There has to be some joking involved


0 Comments, 4 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
How do you—-   8/24/2019

make a snowman the beach?


0 Comments, 11 Views, 5 Votes ,1.19 Score
How do you—-   8/24/2019

Get an elf of a tree?


0 Comments, 7 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
What-   8/24/2019

What is the difference between cats and kittens?


0 Comments, 19 Views, 7 Votes ,0.49 Score
more humour   8/24/2019

In a recent survey 100 women were asked what shower soap they preferred . 99 percent of the women replied "Get out of the shower you pervert"


1 Comments, 14 Views, 7 Votes ,2.79 Score
More Humour   8/24/2019

I came home from the pub last night and the wife said to me "What time do you call this"? 56 years of age and still cant tell the time ....


1 Comments, 19 Views, 8 Votes ,2.78 Score
Drthickhardcock8 33 M
1  Article
Just need a good FWB   8/23/2019

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.


0 Comments, 4 Views, 4 Votes ,2.08 Score
More Humour   8/20/2019

One Monday morning a postman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short Bob, the homeowner, coming out the front door, stepping around empty beer and liquor bottles. “Wow, Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night!” the postman says. Bob, in obvious pain, replies — ...


0 Comments, 40 Views, 10 Votes ,2.59 Score
77shydiscreet619 42 M
1  Article
Camping   8/18/2019

Have you ever had sex while camping? <br><br> <br><br> It's fucking intents!


0 Comments, 0 Views, 0 Votes
What is...   8/18/2019

The other side of summer compared the dead of winter?


0 Comments, 13 Views, 6 Votes ,2.23 Score
Andbowskie 39 M
2  Articles
text me 502-389-1837   8/17/2019

what kind of bees produce milk? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> boobies


0 Comments, 13 Views, 12 Votes ,1.92 Score
What   8/17/2019

Is the difference between a ...


0 Comments, 20 Views, 7 Votes ,1.51 Score
More Humour   8/17/2019

An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, 'George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?' George replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes ...


1 Comments, 39 Views, 11 Votes ,2.61 Score
More Humour   8/17/2019

A Scottish couple took in an 18-year-old as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath, although if she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in front of the fire. "Monday's the best night, when my husband goes to darts, " she said. The agreed to have a bath the following Monday. After her husband had gone to the ...


0 Comments, 45 Views, 13 Votes ,2.64 Score
rich137 49 M
8  Articles
mmm   8/15/2019

iopp


0 Comments, 10 Views, 6 Votes ,1.09 Score
Humour   8/15/2019

“Doc, I think has VD, ” a patient told his urologist on the phone, “The woman he’s screwed is our maid.” “Okay, don’t be hard on him. He’s just a lad , ” the medic soothed, “Get him in here right away and I’ll take care of him.” “But I’ve been screwing the maid too, and I’ve got the symptoms he has.” “Then you come in with him and I’ll fix you both up, ...


0 Comments, 41 Views, 9 Votes ,1.72 Score
shootitome2 73 M
20  Articles
joke #1   8/14/2019

<br><br> ?


2 Comments, 14 Views, 6 Votes ,4.22 Score
letsgetnaked614 49 M
2  Articles
Tuesday fun   8/13/2019

I imagine the day you OD on viagra is the hardest day of your life!!!! ha!


1 Comments, 17 Views, 11 Votes ,2.23 Score
shootitome2 73 M
20  Articles
JOKE   8/12/2019

shootit2me2...


0 Comments, 15 Views, 7 Votes ,1.77 Score
shootitome2 73 M
20  Articles
just another joke   8/11/2019

ere ya go


0 Comments, 15 Views, 10 Votes ,1.59 Score
More Humour   8/10/2019

HOW DID THE 7 DWARVES GET THEIR NAMES? Miss Snow White was a randy cow, And desperate for a f**k, So off she went into the woods, To try and get some luck. She'd almost given up looking, When she saw some chimney smoke, Then she stumbled on the cottage, And went in for a poke. Her clothes came off in seconds. And she'd just removed her pants, When seven dwarves came marching in, With a ...


0 Comments, 42 Views, 8 Votes ,4.64 Score
Humour   8/10/2019

My german girlfriend likes to my sexual performances on a scale of 1-. Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That's the best I've ever done....


2 Comments, 24 Views, 5 Votes ,4.45 Score
Police   8/10/2019

Police are now trialing portable on-the-spot DNA testing machines for use crime scenes. <br><br> A Police spokesman said "It's a great bit of kit, we are now able to tamper with the evidence much quicker."


0 Comments, 7 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
Humour   8/10/2019

3 Irishmen in a bar. Murphy says "My local's better than this. In my local, you 2 drinks and the 3rd's free" Mick says, "Well in my local you 1 drink you get the 2nd free" Paddy says, "That's nothin'. In my local you the 1st drink, then the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th & 7th are free. Then you go to the back and get a shag. "WOW, " says the ...


3 Comments, 50 Views, 12 Votes ,4.57 Score
Chicken Licken   8/9/2019

Why did the chicken cross the playground...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... To get to the other slide.


1 Comments, 10 Views, 5 Votes ,3.47 Score
Cheesy joke too   8/9/2019

Which is the best cheese for getting a bear of the woods?..... ...... ..... ..... ..... ..... <br><br> Camembert.


0 Comments, 7 Views, 4 Votes ,3.25 Score
Impossible to Put a Worm into Its Hole   8/8/2019

After a good summer rain, young Johnny was playing in his grandparent's yard and noticed the worms had come out. He was trying to push the worm back into its wormhole. His grandfather saw this effort and told him that putting the worm back into the hle is impossible. <br><br> Johnny bet his grandfather that he could do it for ten dollars. His grandfather laughed and took the ...


1 Comments, 50 Views, 9 Votes ,1.50 Score
Why did the chicken cross the road..   8/8/2019

Im sure he needed points!


2 Comments, 9 Views, 6 Votes ,3.65 Score
Secretbff2018 50 M
5  Articles
What's the difference between hungry and horny?   8/8/2019

Depends on where you stick the cucumber.


0 Comments, 11 Views, 9 Votes ,3.21 Score
Trapper69 67 G
28  Articles
The biggest joke   8/8/2019

The biggest joke is how so many people bitch and complain about points, the IM, and this website. Most are non members......but they stay here rather than move on. Maybe they just love to complain about everything?


1 Comments, 10 Views, 7 Votes ,2.02 Score
ChrisMcd1993 30 M
2  Articles
What black women like?   8/7/2019

Do bigger black women enjoy the tall, white, and skinny boys or do they just chase after anything that will give them the sex which they seek?


1 Comments, 12 Views, 4 Votes ,1.69 Score
Cheesy joke   8/7/2019

Did you hear about the explosion in the French cheese factory?..... <br><br> There was DeBrie everywhere!


1 Comments, 5 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
Magical dog   8/7/2019

What type of has magical powers?..... <br><br> A Labra-cadabra-dor!


0 Comments, 10 Views, 6 Votes ,2.51 Score
jrusso5 56 M
6  Articles
Water Zoo   8/6/2019

A "Water Zoo"?


0 Comments, 11 Views, 7 Votes ,2.02 Score
jrusso5 56 M
6  Articles
Safe Sex   8/6/2019

A "Water Zoo"?


0 Comments, 8 Views, 8 Votes ,3.48 Score
JackMcGak 41 M
2  Articles
Classic mistake   8/5/2019

A guy walks into his home with chicken under his arm. His wife is standing there. <br><br> Man says “Well this is the pig I’m fucking.” Wife says “Honey, that’s not a pig under your arm. It’s a chicken.” Man says “I wasn’t talking to you.”


4 Comments, 22 Views, 12 Votes ,3.51 Score
Secretbff2018 50 M
5  Articles
Dentist issues   8/5/2019

An old woman walked into a dentist’s office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, ”I think you have the wrong room.” <br><br> ”You put in my husband’s teeth last week, ” she replied. “Now you have to remove them.”


4 Comments, 27 Views, 11 Votes ,3.54 Score
IM   8/5/2019

BookofSex.com IM is a bit of a joke most of the time.....


1 Comments, 10 Views, 6 Votes ,3.65 Score
Fukaboutit70 53 C
2  Articles
What do you call a gay drive by?   8/5/2019

A fruit roll up...


0 Comments, 7 Views, 5 Votes ,1.84 Score
jrusso5 56 M
6  Articles
Dick Picks   8/5/2019

Funny, but true... <br><br> [image]...


1 Comments, 6 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
jrusso5 56 M
6  Articles
Red Dildo?   8/5/2019

Too funny... <br><br> [image]...


1 Comments, 11 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
jrusso5 56 M
6  Articles
Sign seen last December   8/5/2019

Saw this road-side sign last December... <br><br> [image]...


0 Comments, 20 Views, 5 Votes ,1.84 Score
jrusso5 56 M
6  Articles
Sign seen last December   8/5/2019

Saw this road-side sign last December... <br><br> [image]...


1 Comments, 14 Views, 6 Votes ,3.08 Score
points   8/4/2019

the im on here


0 Comments, 3 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
whitecivic2000 41 M
3  Articles
Why do women like big cock.   8/2/2019

So they can ride it all night LOL!


1 Comments, 12 Views, 7 Votes ,1.77 Score
Really?   7/30/2019

The shit people do for points...lol


4 Comments, 21 Views, 13 Votes ,2.81 Score
izwatitis2 65 M
1  Article
sometimes a joke is just a joke   7/30/2019

i ran across this joke on here which to me was very genius! <br><br> the joke is a member posted an article, and i paraphrase; there is no article, i just needed the points. <br><br> thanks for understanding! <br><br> also, sometimes a joke is just a joke if first clarified. i once joked on a bet where the wager was sex. i don't thing she found the humor ...


1 Comments, 11 Views, 7 Votes ,1.77 Score
mia871000 37 F
2  Articles
Funny Sex   7/29/2019

Studies show that about half of Americans have sex at work. Coincidentally, that’s the half that say they are happy with their jobs.


0 Comments, 0 Views, 0 Votes
Advice   7/29/2019

If it feels like more than 2 fingers. Its probably a dick. You are welcome


1 Comments, 12 Views, 7 Votes ,3.04 Score
ponts   7/29/2019

points points points points points points points points points points.


4 Comments, 18 Views, 7 Votes ,2.53 Score
snowmen   7/29/2019

Why wouldnt the snowwoman go with the snowman? Because he didnt have any snowballs...har har har, im off drive a car...ooh this should be in the poetry section as well! points points points


1 Comments, 12 Views, 9 Votes ,3.43 Score
dan_is_wild3 54 M
4  Articles
I have a Great Joke for you all   7/29/2019

Ever try to Im a memeber here and hope for a responce .I try alot of messages and no one replys . Maybe i might get one reply so means the messanger is broke


0 Comments, 1 Views, 1 Votes
dan_is_wild3 54 M
4  Articles
I have a Great Joke for you all   7/29/2019

Ever try to Im a memeber here and hope for a responce .I try alot of messages and no one replys . Maybe i might get one reply so means the messanger is broke


0 Comments, 3 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
muff diving   7/27/2019

whats going to court and muff diving got in common...1 slip of the tongue and your in the shit


4 Comments, 28 Views, 18 Votes ,3.81 Score
Rbcalifun1 43 M
2  Articles
What’s the....   7/26/2019

What’s the difference between a


0 Comments, 25 Views, 10 Votes ,1.59 Score
fullmontyjon 37 M
5  Articles
Lol   7/25/2019

This site is a joke


2 Comments, 12 Views, 8 Votes ,3.25 Score
tallsexyskinny4 37 M
4  Articles
Just random stuff for points   7/25/2019

Just doing this for points. Not really into writing poems


0 Comments, 12 Views, 7 Votes ,3.80 Score
bigmask4u7 30 M
6  Articles
Guess what?   7/24/2019

The IM change is the site's worth joke.


4 Comments, 21 Views, 13 Votes ,5.16 Score
Rbcalifun1 43 M
2  Articles
Joke   7/24/2019

Why did yrmthe


1 Comments, 15 Views, 11 Votes ,1.48 Score
Jakebrixx 24 M
1  Article
points   7/23/2019

so little points so little time...


2 Comments, 14 Views, 10 Votes ,3.19 Score
OSU vs. UM   7/22/2019

You know what the call the Big House in Ohio?.........OUR HOUSE!


0 Comments, 3 Views, 3 Votes ,0.98 Score
OSU vs. UM   7/22/2019

You know what the call the Big House in Ohio?.........OUR HOUSE!


0 Comments, 6 Views, 6 Votes ,1.09 Score
Tpayne01 40 M
5  Articles
One Liners   7/21/2019

Am interested in Any one liner type jokes anybody is willing to share. I ask bartenders all the time and the they get they do not seem to know even one. Most bartenders back in the knew a few. Should be part of their interview process to least know One joke or a One Liner. Here is a joke: You know what kind of man John Denver was? A plane down to earth man!


0 Comments, 14 Views, 9 Votes ,2.36 Score
bigmask4u7 30 M
6  Articles
Pointy points?   7/21/2019

Pointy points! <br><br> That's the joke cause I need em


2 Comments, 17 Views, 11 Votes ,1.48 Score
Clodiusthefirst 77 M
23  Articles
Man from Kent   7/20/2019

There was a young man from Kent, <br><br> 's tool was decidedly bent, <br><br> To save himself trouble, <br><br> He put it in double, <br><br> Instead of coming he went!!...


1 Comments, 15 Views, 9 Votes ,1.93 Score
bigmask4u7 30 M
6  Articles
Points is the name   7/20/2019

Points are the game. Not funny just want the 20 lol


0 Comments, 6 Views, 6 Votes ,1.66 Score
its_only_me_here 52 M
1  Article
A Funny   7/20/2019

Hope you enjoy this one. I think it's good...


1 Comments, 23 Views, 5 Votes ,2.82 Score
nicestr8male 49 M
1  Article
whats the difference between red and purple ...... ???   7/19/2019

................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................


0 Comments, 10 Views, 3 Votes ,0.98 Score
points   7/18/2019

points points points points points points points.


0 Comments, 0 Views, 0 Votes
Secretbff2018 50 M
5  Articles
Work joke   7/18/2019

My boss said good morning and to have a great day today. So after that, I went home.


0 Comments, 17 Views, 9 Votes ,2.14 Score
points   7/16/2019

points points points points points points


0 Comments, 0 Views, 0 Votes
Rockhardforyou42 44 M
4  Articles
How to get the most points.   7/14/2019

Just curious if there is a better way get points when you need them?


3 Comments, 17 Views, 12 Votes ,3.51 Score
Dad Jokes Pt. 2   7/12/2019

If a refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?


1 Comments, 10 Views, 8 Votes ,3.01 Score
Dad Jokes Anyone?   7/12/2019

Today, my asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.


1 Comments, 15 Views, 9 Votes ,3.85 Score
aorers1 34 M
5  Articles
hahaha   7/9/2019

hahaha jumble jumble no sense laugh nonsense is not so funny


0 Comments, 11 Views, 10 Votes ,0.60 Score
Sunday Morning Sex   7/6/2019

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight her grandparent’s house visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.” <br><br> Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years ...


1 Comments, 57 Views, 13 Votes ,4.15 Score
A coincidence   7/6/2019

A chicken farmer went the local bar. He sat next a woman and ordered champagne. <br><br> The woman said: "How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne". <br><br> "What a coincidence ", said the farmer, who added, "It is a special for . I am celebrating...." <br><br> "It is a special for , too, I am ...


1 Comments, 47 Views, 11 Votes ,3.73 Score
points   7/2/2019

need more points all of the points.


1 Comments, 10 Views, 8 Votes ,3.48 Score
shootitome2 73 M
20  Articles
Lem   6/28/2019

One Lem and his Pa was mending fence off in the back forty when all of a sudden Lem heard moaning and groaning and spotted two people in the throws of passion, Pa! Whats them people doing? Ah, Lem they is just fucking. Pa? Whats fucking? How old are you Lem? Well near 18 year old Pa, you know that. Yer all that old and you don't know what fucking is? You best come to the house with me... ...


0 Comments, 49 Views, 8 Votes ,1.62 Score
hey... knock knock   6/28/2019

.. <br><br> who? <br><br> , i didn't know you were a cowgirl... <br><br> giddy up !


0 Comments, 9 Views, 5 Votes ,1.19 Score
Liquorlovenest 47 M
1  Article
a joke for your considertion   6/28/2019

Jesus Christ walks into motel. He hands the guy behind the counter 3 large nails and says, "Can ya put for the night?" <br><br> Hahahahaha gotta love that Jesus! What a character... ...


0 Comments, 15 Views, 4 Votes ,2.47 Score
wickedcat2006 49 F
145  Articles
oh ms Jamaica   6/28/2019

A ’s most important Organ supposedly as described by some of the most beautiful women of the world at the Miss Universe Contest. <br><br> INDIA <br><br> Question: Ms India, how do you describe a Organ in your country? <br><br> Ms India: Well, I can say that Organs in India are like labourers. <br><br> Question: How can you say so? ...


2 Comments, 42 Views, 10 Votes ,2.79 Score
letsalhavefun614 49 M
1  Article
friday   6/28/2019

Ok who has a good one to get the day going? lets have it!!!


0 Comments, 3 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
itzwatido 41 M
1  Article
funny shit   6/28/2019

what's 12" long, hard, and makes a woman scream in the morning?? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> ....S.I.D.S. <br><br> <br><br> LOL


0 Comments, 19 Views, 5 Votes ,1.19 Score
Makeyoucumqk 37 M
3  Articles
Funny 2.0   6/27/2019

When I was a baby I was so ugly my mother never breastfed me she said she only like me as a friend


0 Comments, 8 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
Makeyoucumqk 37 M
3  Articles
A funny   6/27/2019

Did you know that if you kick the crap out of a Texan the only thing that would be left is a pair of boots


0 Comments, 4 Views, 3 Votes ,1.96 Score
poin ts   6/27/2019

points points points points points points


1 Comments, 4 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
points   6/27/2019

points points points points points points


0 Comments, 2 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
Mark111470 52 M
1  Article
Gross joke   6/23/2019

What's the difference between a faggot and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull your meat .


0 Comments, 2 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
bigmask4u7 30 M
6  Articles
Guess what?   6/23/2019

Chicken butt <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> help I need the points


0 Comments, 5 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
ttk209 33 M
6  Articles
points   6/22/2019

points


0 Comments, 4 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
Throbbinknob469 46 M
7  Articles
Points   6/22/2019

Just here for the points.


0 Comments, 6 Views, 4 Votes ,1.30 Score
Throbbinknob469 46 M
7  Articles
Points   6/22/2019

Just here for the points.


1 Comments, 5 Views, 4 Votes ,1.69 Score
johncumswu 49 M
5  Articles
Friday   6/19/2019

White guy, Mexican , and Black guy walk into a bar


0 Comments, 27 Views, 4 Votes ,0.92 Score
Being Brave   6/19/2019

A man breaks into a house to for and guns. Inside, he finds a in bed. He orders the guy of the bed and ties him a chair. While tying the home owner’s wife the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck; then gets up & goes into the bathroom. <br><br> While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: “Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. at ...


0 Comments, 25 Views, 4 Votes ,2.08 Score
willwatchu2 49 M
5  Articles
funny!   6/19/2019

if a blind person says you have a big penis they're probably pulling your leg!!!


1 Comments, 4 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
rondonp47 33 M
5  Articles
come chat with me   6/19/2019

I ggot all kinds of joke.. people love when im around. im the laugh of the party


1 Comments, 7 Views, 3 Votes
Knock knock   6/17/2019

Who’s there Boo Boo who Stop crying


0 Comments, 0 Views, 0 Votes
johncumswu 49 M
5  Articles
Knock Knock   6/16/2019

Whos there


2 Comments, 13 Views, 6 Votes ,0.80 Score
johncumswu 49 M
5  Articles
Friday   6/16/2019

Dam smokey its Friday and you aint got no job


1 Comments, 12 Views, 6 Votes ,0.52 Score
whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
What about that..   6/16/2019

A buddy ask me the something day... He said if me and your wife had sex <br><br> And I got her pregnant would that make us kin...haha <br><br> I said nope... <br><br> He said what would it make us??? <br><br> I said Even !!


0 Comments, 18 Views, 6 Votes ,1.94 Score
willwatchu2 49 M
5  Articles
sat fun   6/15/2019

my over weight parrot died today, it is sad but a huge weight off of my shoulder.


1 Comments, 4 Views, 3 Votes ,1.96 Score
TakeThisChance30 35 M
1  Article
Dick touch your asshole   6/13/2019

A young boy was sitting on his gradfathers lap. His grandfather was puffing on a cigar. The little boy asks, "Grandpa, may i please try a puff of your cigar?" His grandfather replied, "well , does your dick touch your asshole?" The little boy replied with no. So his grandfather said, "Well then, no you may not." A couple of weeks later the boy was sitting on his ...


0 Comments, 47 Views, 10 Votes ,1.99 Score
DiscreetNYC90 34 M
7  Articles
This IM System   6/7/2019

That is it.


1 Comments, 12 Views, 7 Votes ,1.51 Score
What did the penis say to the vagina?   6/6/2019

Cover , going in!


2 Comments, 19 Views, 11 Votes ,1.67 Score
kickCGandDG521 38 C
6  Articles
What happend to the jokes?   6/6/2019

Jokes used to be amazing but seems like in our day of tech and social media it has died.


3 Comments, 21 Views, 12 Votes ,2.80 Score
I_BRANDY 75 M
11  Articles
Larger breasts please   6/5/2019

A woman asked her Dr. about breast enhancement. She claimed that when she was younger men seemed to prefer women w/ smaller breasts, but today's man prefers larger breasts. Is there anything you can do? Why sure the Dr. replied. there are implants for that purpose. A simple surgery and you're now carrying larger breasts. NO! no surgery there must be another way, something other than ...


2 Comments, 70 Views, 10 Votes ,2.79 Score
Sorry posting for points   6/5/2019

posting for points please ignore


0 Comments, 4 Views, 4 Votes ,0.92 Score
tom4u777 57 M
16  Articles
Johnny and the Principal   6/3/2019

Johnny got sent to the principal's office by his teacher. <br><br> <br><br> "Johnny, " the principal asked, "what did you do this time?" <br><br> "All I did was tell Bobby that Mrs Johnson has a great ass, " Johnny replied. <br><br> The principal frowned. "Johnny, you can't say things like that about a ...


1 Comments, 60 Views, 6 Votes ,2.51 Score
m1_akwolf1 54 M
2  Articles
Morning Wood   6/2/2019

John woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his wife’s side of the bed. His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. <br><br> Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John called his little into he room and asked him to take this note to your beautiful mommy. The note read: ...


4 Comments, 58 Views, 8 Votes ,2.32 Score
Daddys_Girl209 52 C
54  Articles
What kinksters say and what vanillas hear   5/31/2019

What kinksters say: "Are you kinky?" What vanillas hear: "Do you like anal?" <br><br> What kinksters say: "I polyamorous" What vanillas hear: "I just haven't met the right person yet." <br><br> What kinksters say: "I am bi-sexual" What vanillas hear: "I am gay, I just don't want to admit it" ...


3 Comments, 48 Views, 15 Votes ,1.91 Score
DeepThrusting402 35 M
6  Articles
Flakes and Points   5/30/2019

Rule #87 watch out for flakes <br><br> I swear this site keeps taking points away eliminating chances to start conversations. This site is 100% built to trick you into buying points...no thanks.


3 Comments, 16 Views, 11 Votes ,2.23 Score
NRDay 26 M
7  Articles
Knock knock   5/27/2019

Who’s there?


4 Comments, 43 Views, 14 Votes ,0.58 Score
This Damn Sites IM   5/26/2019

can never messsage someone straight up


1 Comments, 14 Views, 11 Votes ,1.86 Score
:)   5/25/2019

He loved his job. Driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a . He loved to make the train go as fast as possible. Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash. He made it out, but a single person died. Well, needless to say, he went to court over this incident. He was found guilty, and was sentenced to death by electrocution. When the day of the execution ...


0 Comments, 59 Views, 8 Votes ,2.32 Score
;)   5/25/2019

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. <br><br> The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples ...


1 Comments, 59 Views, 15 Votes ,2.06 Score
BT614watches 49 M
5  Articles
Monday pic me up   5/20/2019

I met a guy with 5 dicks and I asked him how his pants fit, he said like a glove!! <br><br> <br><br> best I got


1 Comments, 8 Views, 6 Votes ,3.65 Score
BT614watches 49 M
5  Articles
Monday pic me up   5/20/2019

I met a guy with 5 dicks and I asked him how his pants fit, he said like a glove!! <br><br> <br><br> best I got


0 Comments, 2 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
do90518D 28 M
2  Articles
I need more time   5/17/2019

How can I make time more? How can I make time more? How can I make time more? How can I make time more?


0 Comments, 0 Views, 0 Votes
joke   5/17/2019

whats white and red and black all over...whatever you want it to be


1 Comments, 25 Views, 15 Votes
tom4u777 57 M
16  Articles
Two Irish Nuns   5/16/2019

Two Irish Nuns visit New York City for the first time. Walking through Times Square, they see a street vendor with a sign " DOGS". <br><br> "Look , sister, " says one of the nuns. "They eat here in America." <br><br> "We must try it, " says the other nun, "to experience what it's like to be here in America." ...


3 Comments, 89 Views, 25 Votes ,2.14 Score
joke   5/16/2019

this damn sites messenger


1 Comments, 9 Views, 7 Votes ,1.51 Score
Knock Knock   5/12/2019

What up, <br><br> My cock. <br><br> 8========D~~ (. )( .)


2 Comments, 26 Views, 17 Votes ,0.44 Score
Fully_Loaded_100 33 M
6  Articles
What are your favourite sex related jokes?   5/12/2019

Would love to hear them


0 Comments, 25 Views, 19 Votes ,0.62 Score
tom4u777 57 M
16  Articles
More Puns   5/11/2019

1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.' <br><br> 2. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!' <br><br> 3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it ...


1 Comments, 51 Views, 21 Votes ,2.51 Score
tom4u777 57 M
16  Articles
Puns   5/11/2019

1.The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. <br><br> 2.I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian . <br><br> 3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. <br><br> 4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, ...


2 Comments, 43 Views, 15 Votes ,3.13 Score
johncumswu 49 M
5  Articles
Knock Knock   5/10/2019

Whose there ?


0 Comments, 21 Views, 10 Votes ,1.00 Score
tom4u777 57 M
16  Articles
The IRS joke!   5/8/2019

Mr Johnson got a notice from the IRS he might be audited, and he should show the local IRS office next Monday morning 10. So, he called his attorney, and the two of them showed the IRS office 10, right on time. <br><br> "Mr Johnson, " the IRS agent said, we have some questions about some of your financial activities. into my office so we can discuss them." ...


1 Comments, 63 Views, 12 Votes ,3.15 Score
Pal4Perks 63 M
3  Articles
Leverage   5/8/2019

Yep, it happened again. I woke up this morning with a piss hard on. Walked into the bathroom, pushed down to piss, and my feet came off of the ground.


0 Comments, 24 Views, 10 Votes ,1.99 Score
yng4fun324 32 M
1  Article
Who's got jokes?   5/4/2019

Lets here em


0 Comments, 3 Views, 2 Votes
Letzplay2nite693 35 M
5  Articles
Irishman   5/4/2019

A backpacker is traveling through Ireland when it starts to rain. He decides to wait out the storm in a nearby pub. The only other person at the bar is an older man staring at his drink. After a few moments of silence the man turns to the backpacker and says in a thick Irish accent: <br><br> "You see this bar? I built this bar with my own bare hands. I cut down every tree and ...


0 Comments, 25 Views, 4 Votes ,4.41 Score
Sex Life After Marriage   5/3/2019

It’s true when they say your sex life changes after you get married, because now you are sleeping with a relative!!!


0 Comments, 26 Views, 13 Votes ,1.80 Score
JoeinCortland2 49 M
1  Article
So there I was   5/3/2019

So, there I was..... Balls deep; and my sister stops, turns and says "Wow, you know what? You are as big as Dad!" I was surprised, and replied "You know, that's the same thing Mom said."


2 Comments, 29 Views, 13 Votes ,3.14 Score
whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
Back from Iraq   5/3/2019

A buddy of mine got back from Iraq, third tour as a marine. They really do use camels as the main means of transportation. They have to take a camel driving test, they give on mon., wed. and fri. They have sex education on tues, and thurs. <br><br> <br><br> I ask him why and he said they don't want to wear the camel out!!!


3 Comments, 43 Views, 14 Votes ,2.98 Score
whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
A Blonde Husband   5/3/2019

women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman says, "I need to be honest with you, getting a boob job." <br><br> The second woman says "Oh that's nothing, thinking of having my asshole bleached!" <br><br> To which the first replies, "Whoa, I just can't picture your husband as a ...


1 Comments, 47 Views, 11 Votes ,2.61 Score
Kittyplzzr 43 M
5  Articles
Testicles   5/2/2019

An American woman is in the produce department the local supermarket searching for the best looking russet potatoes she can find to bake in the oven for supper night. She comes across a potato so large, she has to use both hands to pick it . Just then a Middle Eastern woman sees it and says; "Oh my, potato reminds of my husband's testicles!" "Are his testicles this ...


1 Comments, 18 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
Kittyplzzr 43 M
5  Articles
Mosquito   5/2/2019

What's the difference between a and a mosquito? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> A mosquito stops sucking after you smack it!


1 Comments, 4 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
Kittyplzzr 43 M
5  Articles
Mosquito   5/2/2019

What's the difference between a and a mosquito? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> A mosquito stops sucking after you smack it!


0 Comments, 1 Views, 1 Votes
BT614watches 49 M
5  Articles
thursday fun   5/2/2019

any one got one I'm out of good ones?


0 Comments, 4 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
BT614watches 49 M
5  Articles
thursday fun   5/2/2019

any one got one I'm out of good ones?


0 Comments, 7 Views, 5 Votes ,0.21 Score
I_BRANDY 75 M
11  Articles
little Sally   5/1/2019

Little sally came home from school and told her mother Frankie Robinson was showing his penis while on the playground. Mother tried to respond but before she could little Sally said, it reminded of a peanut. Mother said, you mean it was tiny? No said little Sally, it was salty


0 Comments, 39 Views, 12 Votes ,2.62 Score
tom4u777 57 M
16  Articles
Starts with an F ...   4/29/2019

What starts with an F, ends with a CK and involves shooting foamy stuff? <br><br> Scroll down for the answer <br><br> : <br><br> : <br><br> : <br><br> : <br><br> : <br><br> : <br><br> : <br><br> : <br><br> : <br><br> : <br><br> : <br><br> : ...


0 Comments, 50 Views, 16 Votes ,2.98 Score
misha925_93 31 M
8  Articles
to people who are fake on here   4/27/2019

^^^^^^^^^^^


0 Comments, 13 Views, 8 Votes ,0.93 Score
BigDaddy6plus 52 M
5  Articles
Corny   4/27/2019

What did Sushi "A" say to Sushi "B"? <br><br> Wasabi!


0 Comments, 13 Views, 9 Votes ,1.50 Score
BigDaddy6plus 52 M
5  Articles
Corny   4/27/2019

What did Sushi "A" say to Sushi "B"? <br><br> Wasabi!


1 Comments, 9 Views, 5 Votes ,1.51 Score
bradwants2watchu 49 M
4  Articles
friday fun   4/26/2019

what do you a group of Minnesotan gangsters? <br><br> Oh geez!


0 Comments, 0 Views, 0 Votes
B19Ha1rynuts4cks 24 M
6  Articles
Points   4/26/2019

All everyone is worried about


0 Comments, 14 Views, 6 Votes ,1.09 Score
tom4u777 57 M
16  Articles
Sight?   4/24/2019

"I see", said the blind carpenter, as he picked his hammer and saw.


1 Comments, 21 Views, 6 Votes ,1.94 Score
Kittyplzzr 43 M
5  Articles
Pharmacy   4/23/2019

A woman walks into a pharmacy. She marches over directly to the pharmacist without looking another soul. "I want some cyanide to kill my husband! ", she demands. Shocked to his very core, the pharmacist replies, "Lady are you insane? I can't sell you cyanide, and especially not when you exclaimed you want to use it to kill your husband. We'll both end in death ...


0 Comments, 10 Views, 2 Votes ,4.50 Score
tom4u777 57 M
16  Articles
Checking out the bar   4/23/2019

A guy is on a business trip. He sees a bar across the street from his hotel. Entering the bar, he sees a sign on the wall. It reads: Cheese sandwich $2.50; Ham sandwich $4.50; Hand Job $10. <br><br> Behind the bar are three beautiful women. He motions for one to over. <br><br> "Sweetie, " he says, "are you one of the women who gives hand jobs?" ...


3 Comments, 68 Views, 9 Votes ,2.57 Score
Kittyplzzr 43 M
5  Articles
Sucking gorilla   4/22/2019

A guy walks into a bar, sees nobody else but the bartender and asks for a beer. One hour of conversation and five beers later, the bartender asks the guy, "Do you want to see something out of the ordinary? " "Sure!", the guy responded. The bartender proceeds to open a closet door. Out jumps a huge gorilla. The bartender grabs a bat and cracks the gorilla right between the ...


0 Comments, 10 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
bradwants2watchu 49 M
4  Articles
another   4/20/2019

what do you call a constipated detective? <br><br> no shit sherlock!


1 Comments, 4 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
bradwants2watchu 49 M
4  Articles
Saturday fun   4/20/2019

I just picked up a new book, "the history of lubricants", its non friction


2 Comments, 9 Views, 4 Votes ,4.02 Score
Chinese Medicine   4/19/2019

While in China, an American man is sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom the entire time he is there. <br><br> A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. <br><br> Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. <br><br> The doctor, never having seen anything like ...


2 Comments, 71 Views, 7 Votes ,3.80 Score
bradwants2watchu 49 M
4  Articles
friday fun   4/19/2019

so if you get shot with a starter pistol is it considered a real related shooting?


0 Comments, 7 Views, 1 Votes
Smoking   4/14/2019

What do you do if your wife starts smoking? <br><br> Slow down and possibly use some lubricant


0 Comments, 14 Views, 8 Votes ,1.86 Score
beachtransplant 55 M
2  Articles
why did the tomato blush?   4/13/2019

It blushed because it saw the salad dressing.


0 Comments, 10 Views, 7 Votes ,1.00 Score
willwatchuforfun 49 M
5  Articles
funny?   4/2/2019

the only thing a flat farther fears is shear itself


0 Comments, 1 Views, 1 Votes
bigdongerforu 52 M
9  Articles
The joke of the day   4/1/2019

A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." ...


1 Comments, 49 Views, 7 Votes ,3.30 Score
willwatchuforfun 49 M
5  Articles
funny or not   4/1/2019

If a cow does not produce milk it is an utter disaster and a milk dud!


0 Comments, 1 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
willwatchuforfun 49 M
5  Articles
funny or not   4/1/2019

my three favorite things are eating family and not using commas.


0 Comments, 1 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
You know what's sad?   3/26/2019

My love life <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> KAREN ...


0 Comments, 17 Views, 6 Votes ,0.23 Score
24sensation24 36 M
2  Articles
Out Dancing   3/26/2019

I went out dancing last night... They played The Twist...I twisted... They played Jump...I jumped... They played Come On Eileen...I got kicked out for that.


3 Comments, 26 Views, 9 Votes ,3.43 Score
The Bus Stop   3/26/2019

A crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight leather skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. <br><br> Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her ...


2 Comments, 78 Views, 12 Votes ,4.39 Score
jf23231 53 M
6  Articles
I wonder   3/25/2019

A recent questionnaire to high school girls , 97 percent admitted they had kissed/made out. Only 3 percent lied about it.


1 Comments, 17 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
jf23231 53 M
6  Articles
I wonder   3/25/2019

A recent questionnaire to high school girls , 97 percent admitted they had kissed/made out. Only 3 percent lied about it.


1 Comments, 12 Views, 6 Votes ,1.66 Score
jf23231 53 M
6  Articles
I wonder   3/25/2019

A recent questionnaire to high school girls , 97 percent admitted they had kissed/made out. Only 3 percent lied about it.


0 Comments, 2 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
Scotish Obituary   3/23/2019

A Scottish woman goes to the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. <br><br> The obit editor informs her that there is a charge of 50 cents per word. <br><br> She pauses, reflects, and then she says, "Well, then, let it read, 'Angus MacPherson died'." <br><br> Amused at the woman's ...


2 Comments, 71 Views, 9 Votes ,4.28 Score
whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
That's a Lawyer   3/23/2019

As the lawyer awoke from surgery, he asked, "Why are all the blinds drawn?" <br><br> The nurse answered, "There's a fire across the street, and we didn't want you to think you had died."


2 Comments, 29 Views, 9 Votes ,3.64 Score
xXTabooBoyXx 23 M
1  Article
Points :P   3/21/2019

Points for points for points for points


0 Comments, 5 Views, 4 Votes ,1.69 Score
Jizzypickle99OK 42 M
1  Article
For a laugh   3/20/2019

A little boy was taking a shower with his mom. The boy pointed at her chest and asked “what are those”? The mother was shocked and didn’t have any words except for the boy to ask his father. The boy asked his father what those two humps were on mommy’s chest. The father laughed and said “those are balloons and when mommy dies, they get blown up and carry her soul to heaven”. ...


1 Comments, 68 Views, 9 Votes ,4.71 Score
points   3/20/2019

points points points points points points points


0 Comments, 2 Views, 1 Votes
Nsty1993 26 M
5  Articles
Alien Wife swap   3/20/2019

A Martian couple and an Earthling couple have met and are talking about all sorts of things. Finally, the subject of sex comes up. "Just how do you guys do it?" asked the Earthling. "Pretty much the way you do, " responded the Martian. Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide swap partners for the night and experience one another. The female Earthling and the male ...


3 Comments, 53 Views, 5 Votes ,1.84 Score
whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
Texas Lawyer   3/18/2019

No Offense to Texans, Lawyers, Judges, Grandparents, or anyone else. <br><br> Lawyers should never ask a Texas grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer. <br><br> In a trial, a Texas small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know me?’ ...


0 Comments, 52 Views, 7 Votes ,2.79 Score
Axescent 42 M
4  Articles
Don't try this lol   3/18/2019

A guy walks up to a beautiful young lady sitting a bar and says, "Lady, I'll bet you $20 that I can touch your breasts without touching your shirt." <br><br> Intrigued, the woman buttons up her shirt all the way and says, "Okay, you're on." <br><br> The man steps up, cups his hands under her breasts, and gives them a firm squeeze. ...


0 Comments, 67 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
adult_themed 51 M
5  Articles
A couple more dirty jokes   3/17/2019

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball. <br><br> What does the sign on an -of-business brothel say? Beat it. We’re closed. <br><br> <br><br> Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a . <br><br> What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. ...


0 Comments, 13 Views, 3 Votes ,5.39 Score
adult_themed 51 M
5  Articles
Ok.....last one tonight.....   3/16/2019

This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, ”Doctor, I haven’t had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband’s sex drive.” The doctor smiled and said, ”Have you tried to give him Viagra?” The lady frowned. ”Doctor, I can’t even get him to take aspirin when he has a ...


0 Comments, 41 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
adult_themed 51 M
5  Articles
Funny thing.....   3/16/2019

The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my , " said the priest. "Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her." "That's a wonderful thing, my , and nothing that you ...


0 Comments, 29 Views, 6 Votes ,3.08 Score
adult_themed 51 M
5  Articles
Best joke today   3/16/2019

A nerdy, 100 lbs weakling walks into a weightlifting gym and states he wants to become a body builder. So, the gym's trainer is walking him through all the exercise machines explaining which machine builds which specific muscle. <br><br> After about a half hour, a super-hot chic walks by, breaking everyone's attention. The nerdy, 100 lbs weakling inquires, "which ...


1 Comments, 45 Views, 6 Votes ,4.22 Score
THIS IS FOR THE OLDER GENERATIONS!   3/16/2019

A man rushed home and went into the kitchen. His wife was cooking dinner. He put his arms around her and whispered in her ear “Lets go into the bedroom”. <br><br> She pushed him away and said, “I’m cooking dinner!” <br><br> “It’ll just take a minute, ” he replied. She agrees and they head to the bedroom. <br><br> “Take off your slacks and ...


0 Comments, 51 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
sexscenez 35 M
9  Articles
RAMBLINGS OF A SOCIOPATH...   3/14/2019

Don’t take this shit too seriously, it’s only for a laugh... <br><br> Weight a minute... Who said Vega didn’t like curvaceous females?! Ladies, if you’ve got a few extra pounds; I could definitely use you as I’ve got 0% body fat 😉 <br><br> Attractive women are always the most insecure, while these Shrek looking females, walk around thinking they're the ...


0 Comments, 26 Views, 4 Votes ,2.47 Score
Mandythot 25 F
6  Articles
Work with mostly men   3/12/2019

A 12 year old girl woke upon a Saturday morning with nothing to do. Living in a very small town she grabbed a Twinkie for breakfast on the go and headed for to main street to checkout the action. Her first stop was the barbershop. She chatted away with the barber and wandered around the shop. Finally the barber pointed out that she was getting hair all over her Twinkie. " I know" she ...


0 Comments, 70 Views, 12 Votes ,1.03 Score
You know what's a good joke?   3/11/2019

The IM system. Boy howdy am I original


0 Comments, 2 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
The points....   3/9/2019

That's the true joke of this site. 2nd to the IM that never works


4 Comments, 16 Views, 5 Votes ,4.45 Score
Soakedbean123 29 F
1  Article
What?   3/6/2019

How many puppies does it take to land a plane on a Saturday? <br><br> All of them


1 Comments, 30 Views, 12 Votes ,1.56 Score
Knock knock   3/5/2019

just kidding this is just for points...no one would laugh anyways.


0 Comments, 6 Views, 4 Votes ,2.86 Score
Ragnarpleasure69 42 M
1  Article
Emotional sex   3/2/2019

For the past six years me and a good friend started having weekly phone conversations. It got to where we knew every dirty seceret about eachother. Well in our conversation last week he confided that he always cries before during and after sex. I didnt know what to say. I mean i have sex for the sheer pleasure of it. Well beteeen that and my sarcasm i blurted damn dude i hate to hear that you ...


1 Comments, 58 Views, 9 Votes ,1.93 Score