boxing_the_stars 41 M
6  Articles‚ Score 2.4
Divorce!   8/23/2019

Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my . I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she ...


0 Comments, 2 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
boxing_the_stars 41 M
6  Articles‚ Score 2.4
The Teacher!   8/23/2019

A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." ...


0 Comments, 2 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
boxing_the_stars 41 M
6  Articles‚ Score 2.4
A Family!   8/23/2019

A family is at the dinner table. The asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, , a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the asks. “Yes. You see them and ...


0 Comments, 4 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
Drthickhardcock8 30 M
1  Article‚ Score 0.2
Just need a good FWB   8/23/2019

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.


0 Comments, 1 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
boxing_the_stars 41 M
6  Articles‚ Score 2.4
Mommy!   8/23/2019

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, and fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the puts his penis in the ’s vagina. That’s how ...


0 Comments, 2 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
bendoon1 63 M
7  Articles‚ Score 8.0
More Humour   8/20/2019

One Monday morning a postman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short Bob, the homeowner, coming out the front door, stepping around empty beer and liquor bottles. “Wow, Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night!” the postman says. Bob, in obvious pain, replies — ...


0 Comments, 21 Views, 7 Votes ,2.28 Score
CatalinaRB 43 M
2  Articles‚ Score 10.3
What is...   8/18/2019

The other side of summer compared the dead of winter?


0 Comments, 11 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
Andbowskie 34 M
1  Article‚ Score 1.7
text me 502-389-1837   8/17/2019

what kind of bees produce milk? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> boobies


0 Comments, 11 Views, 10 Votes ,1.79 Score
CatalinaRB 43 M
2  Articles‚ Score 10.3
What   8/17/2019

Is the difference between a ...


0 Comments, 15 Views, 5 Votes ,1.84 Score
bendoon1 63 M
7  Articles‚ Score 8.0
More Humour   8/17/2019

An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, 'George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?' George replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes ...


2 Comments, 26 Views, 7 Votes ,2.28 Score
bendoon1 63 M
7  Articles‚ Score 8.0
More Humour   8/17/2019

A Scottish couple took in an 18-year-old as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath, although if she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in front of the fire. "Monday's the best night, when my husband goes to darts, " she said. The agreed to have a bath the following Monday. After her husband had gone to the ...


1 Comments, 32 Views, 10 Votes ,2.79 Score
mmm   8/15/2019

iopp


0 Comments, 8 Views, 5 Votes ,1.19 Score
bendoon1 63 M
7  Articles‚ Score 8.0
Humour   8/15/2019

“Doc, I think has VD, ” a patient told his urologist on the phone, “The woman he’s screwed is our maid.” “Okay, don’t be hard on him. He’s just a lad , ” the medic soothed, “Get him in here right away and I’ll take care of him.” “But I’ve been screwing the maid too, and I’ve got the symptoms he has.” “Then you come in with him and I’ll fix you both up, ...


0 Comments, 32 Views, 7 Votes ,1.77 Score
shootitome2 68 M
20  Articles‚ Score 2.1
joke #1   8/14/2019

<br><br> ?


2 Comments, 14 Views, 6 Votes ,4.22 Score
letsgetnaked614 44 M
2  Articles‚ Score 9.3
Tuesday fun   8/13/2019

I imagine the day you OD on viagra is the hardest day of your life!!!! ha!


1 Comments, 17 Views, 11 Votes ,2.23 Score
shootitome2 68 M
20  Articles‚ Score 2.1
JOKE   8/12/2019

shootit2me2...


0 Comments, 15 Views, 7 Votes ,1.77 Score
shootitome2 68 M
20  Articles‚ Score 2.1
just another joke   8/11/2019

ere ya go


0 Comments, 15 Views, 10 Votes ,1.59 Score
bendoon1 63 M
7  Articles‚ Score 8.0
More Humour   8/10/2019

HOW DID THE 7 DWARVES GET THEIR NAMES? Miss Snow White was a randy cow, And desperate for a f**k, So off she went into the woods, To try and get some luck. She'd almost given up looking, When she saw some chimney smoke, Then she stumbled on the cottage, And went in for a poke. Her clothes came off in seconds. And she'd just removed her pants, When seven dwarves came marching in, With a ...


0 Comments, 36 Views, 8 Votes ,4.64 Score
bendoon1 63 M
7  Articles‚ Score 8.0
Humour   8/10/2019

My german girlfriend likes to my sexual performances on a scale of 1-. Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That's the best I've ever done....


2 Comments, 21 Views, 5 Votes ,4.45 Score
bendoon1 63 M
7  Articles‚ Score 8.0
Police   8/10/2019

Police are now trialing portable on-the-spot DNA testing machines for use crime scenes. <br><br> A Police spokesman said "It's a great bit of kit, we are now able to tamper with the evidence much quicker."


0 Comments, 7 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
bendoon1 63 M
7  Articles‚ Score 8.0
Humour   8/10/2019

3 Irishmen in a bar. Murphy says "My local's better than this. In my local, you 2 drinks and the 3rd's free" Mick says, "Well in my local you 1 drink you get the 2nd free" Paddy says, "That's nothin'. In my local you the 1st drink, then the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th & 7th are free. Then you go to the back and get a shag. "WOW, " says the ...


3 Comments, 46 Views, 11 Votes ,4.29 Score
niceblueeyes39 42 M
6  Articles
Chicken Licken   8/9/2019

Why did the chicken cross the playground...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... To get to the other slide.


1 Comments, 9 Views, 5 Votes ,3.47 Score
niceblueeyes39 42 M
6  Articles
Cheesy joke too   8/9/2019

Which is the best cheese for getting a bear of the woods?..... ...... ..... ..... ..... ..... <br><br> Camembert.


0 Comments, 7 Views, 4 Votes ,3.25 Score
DscrtNGAMan 48 M
2  Articles
Impossible to Put a Worm into Its Hole   8/8/2019

After a good summer rain, young Johnny was playing in his grandparent's yard and noticed the worms had come out. He was trying to push the worm back into its wormhole. His grandfather saw this effort and told him that putting the worm back into the hle is impossible. <br><br> Johnny bet his grandfather that he could do it for ten dollars. His grandfather laughed and took the ...


0 Comments, 34 Views, 6 Votes ,1.37 Score
Secretbff2018 47 M
5  Articles‚ Score 0.9
What's the difference between hungry and horny?   8/8/2019

Depends on where you stick the cucumber.


0 Comments, 11 Views, 9 Votes ,3.21 Score
Trapper69 62 G
18  Articles‚ Score 4.2
The biggest joke   8/8/2019

The biggest joke is how so many people bitch and complain about points, the IM, and this website. Most are non members......but they stay here rather than move on. Maybe they just love to complain about everything?


0 Comments, 7 Views, 5 Votes ,1.84 Score
ChrisMcd1993 26 M
2  Articles
What black women like?   8/7/2019

Do bigger black women enjoy the tall, white, and skinny boys or do they just chase after anything that will give them the sex which they seek?


1 Comments, 12 Views, 4 Votes ,1.69 Score
niceblueeyes39 42 M
6  Articles
Cheesy joke   8/7/2019

Did you hear about the explosion in the French cheese factory?..... <br><br> There was DeBrie everywhere!


0 Comments, 5 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
niceblueeyes39 42 M
6  Articles
Magical dog   8/7/2019

What type of has magical powers?..... <br><br> A Labra-cadabra-dor!


0 Comments, 9 Views, 6 Votes ,2.51 Score
jrusso5 52 M
6  Articles
Water Zoo   8/6/2019

A "Water Zoo"?


0 Comments, 11 Views, 7 Votes ,2.02 Score
jrusso5 52 M
6  Articles
Safe Sex   8/6/2019

A "Water Zoo"?


0 Comments, 8 Views, 8 Votes ,3.48 Score
JackMcGak 37 M
2  Articles
Classic mistake   8/5/2019

A guy walks into his home with chicken under his arm. His wife is standing there. <br><br> Man says “Well this is the pig I’m fucking.” Wife says “Honey, that’s not a pig under your arm. It’s a chicken.” Man says “I wasn’t talking to you.”


4 Comments, 19 Views, 11 Votes ,3.17 Score
Secretbff2018 47 M
5  Articles‚ Score 0.9
Dentist issues   8/5/2019

An old woman walked into a dentist’s office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, ”I think you have the wrong room.” <br><br> ”You put in my husband’s teeth last week, ” she replied. “Now you have to remove them.”


2 Comments, 24 Views, 11 Votes ,3.54 Score
niceblueeyes39 42 M
6  Articles
IM   8/5/2019

bookofsex.com IM is a bit of a joke most of the time.....


1 Comments, 9 Views, 6 Votes ,3.65 Score
Fukaboutit70 48 C
2  Articles
What do you call a gay drive by?   8/5/2019

A fruit roll up...


0 Comments, 7 Views, 5 Votes ,1.84 Score
jrusso5 52 M
6  Articles
Dick Picks   8/5/2019

Funny, but true... <br><br> [image]...


1 Comments, 4 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
jrusso5 52 M
6  Articles
Red Dildo?   8/5/2019

Too funny... <br><br> [image]...


0 Comments, 11 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
jrusso5 52 M
6  Articles
Sign seen last December   8/5/2019

Saw this road-side sign last December... <br><br> [image]...


0 Comments, 19 Views, 5 Votes ,1.84 Score
jrusso5 52 M
6  Articles
Sign seen last December   8/5/2019

Saw this road-side sign last December... <br><br> [image]...


1 Comments, 11 Views, 4 Votes ,3.25 Score
whitecivic2000 41 M
3  Articles
Why do women like big cock.   8/2/2019

So they can ride it all night LOL!


1 Comments, 12 Views, 7 Votes ,1.77 Score
Really?   7/30/2019

The shit people do for points...lol


4 Comments, 20 Views, 13 Votes ,2.81 Score
Advice   7/29/2019

If it feels like more than 2 fingers. Its probably a dick. You are welcome


1 Comments, 11 Views, 7 Votes ,3.04 Score
Yaketypiper 42 M
5  Articles
snowmen   7/29/2019

Why wouldnt the snowwoman go with the snowman? Because he didnt have any snowballs...har har har, im off drive a car...ooh this should be in the poetry section as well! points points points


1 Comments, 12 Views, 9 Votes ,3.43 Score
open2offers000 56 M
1  Article
muff diving   7/27/2019

whats going to court and muff diving got in common...1 slip of the tongue and your in the shit


3 Comments, 27 Views, 17 Votes ,3.69 Score
Rbcalifun1 43 M
2  Articles
What’s the....   7/26/2019

What’s the difference between a


0 Comments, 21 Views, 8 Votes ,2.09 Score
fullmontyjon 34 M
5  Articles
Lol   7/25/2019

This site is a joke


2 Comments, 12 Views, 8 Votes ,3.25 Score
tallsexyskinny4 32 M
2  Articles
Just random stuff for points   7/25/2019

Just doing this for points. Not really into writing poems


0 Comments, 12 Views, 7 Votes ,3.80 Score
bigmask4u7 25 M
5  Articles
Guess what?   7/24/2019

The IM change is the site's worth joke.


2 Comments, 21 Views, 13 Votes ,5.16 Score
Rbcalifun1 43 M
2  Articles
Joke   7/24/2019

Why did yrmthe


1 Comments, 14 Views, 10 Votes ,1.59 Score
Jakebrixx 23 M
1  Article
points   7/23/2019

so little points so little time...


2 Comments, 14 Views, 10 Votes ,3.19 Score
Chaosriddenxr20 29 M
1  Article
Points   7/22/2019

Needs dem points coz i dont wanna


1 Comments, 17 Views, 10 Votes ,2.19 Score
OSU vs. UM   7/22/2019

You know what the call the Big House in Ohio?.........OUR HOUSE!


0 Comments, 3 Views, 3 Votes ,0.98 Score
OSU vs. UM   7/22/2019

You know what the call the Big House in Ohio?.........OUR HOUSE!


0 Comments, 6 Views, 6 Votes ,1.09 Score
Tpayne01 37 M
5  Articles‚ Score 0.8
One Liners   7/21/2019

Am interested in Any one liner type jokes anybody is willing to share. I ask bartenders all the time and the they get they do not seem to know even one. Most bartenders back in the knew a few. Should be part of their interview process to least know One joke or a One Liner. Here is a joke: You know what kind of man John Denver was? A plane down to earth man!


0 Comments, 14 Views, 9 Votes ,2.36 Score
bigmask4u7 25 M
5  Articles
Pointy points?   7/21/2019

Pointy points! <br><br> That's the joke cause I need em


3 Comments, 17 Views, 11 Votes ,1.48 Score
Clodiusthefirst 72 M
20  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Man from Kent   7/20/2019

There was a young man from Kent, <br><br> 's tool was decidedly bent, <br><br> To save himself trouble, <br><br> He put it in double, <br><br> Instead of coming he went!!...


1 Comments, 14 Views, 8 Votes ,2.09 Score
bigmask4u7 25 M
5  Articles
Points is the name   7/20/2019

Points are the game. Not funny just want the 20 lol


0 Comments, 6 Views, 6 Votes ,1.66 Score
nicestr8male 44 M
1  Article
whats the difference between red and purple ...... ???   7/19/2019

................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................


0 Comments, 9 Views, 3 Votes ,0.98 Score
Secretbff2018 47 M
5  Articles‚ Score 0.9
Work joke   7/18/2019

My boss said good morning and to have a great day today. So after that, I went home.


0 Comments, 17 Views, 9 Votes ,2.14 Score
lookingfor14fux 49 M
6  Articles
the big one   7/16/2019

How many guys does it take fill a woman...……..


1 Comments, 38 Views, 12 Votes ,0.50 Score
Rockhardforyou42 41 M
4  Articles
How to get the most points.   7/14/2019

Just curious if there is a better way get points when you need them?


2 Comments, 17 Views, 12 Votes ,3.51 Score
This will crack you up   7/13/2019

quot;Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!" Father: "That's great . Who is she?" : "It's Sandra, the neighbor's "; father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell u something , but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister. The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later ...


1 Comments, 47 Views, 10 Votes ,4.78 Score
Dad Jokes Pt. 2   7/12/2019

If a refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?


1 Comments, 10 Views, 8 Votes ,3.01 Score
Dad Jokes Anyone?   7/12/2019

Today, my asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.


0 Comments, 14 Views, 9 Votes ,3.85 Score
aorers1 45 M
5  Articles
hahaha   7/9/2019

hahaha jumble jumble no sense laugh nonsense is not so funny


0 Comments, 11 Views, 10 Votes ,0.60 Score
Lets try this one   7/7/2019

I filled in a job application for the local council and under disabilities I put Narcolepsy and Tourettes Syndrome. So not only will I be able to sleep at work, if someone tries to wake me up; I can tell them to fuck off.


0 Comments, 25 Views, 17 Votes ,2.14 Score
Lets try this one   7/7/2019

Just before shagging a Brazilian girl who'd singled me out in a bar, I asked her why, of all the other guys there, she'd chosen me. "You were the only one in a England shirt, " she explained. "I wanted to make love to someone who came from the home of football." "Well, we might have invented it, " I replied, as I slipped her panties off, "But we're ...


0 Comments, 49 Views, 9 Votes ,1.50 Score
If you think about it ,it is a joke .   7/7/2019

My wife wrote an email to me saying she was concerned have communication issues. I immediately sent an IM asking her to clarify. She messaged me on Facebook saying not to worry but sometimes 're not as connected as she'd like. I tweeted her I love her more than anything. She texted me she loves me too and was tired after a long day of work. So I leaned over and kissed her good night.


1 Comments, 22 Views, 11 Votes ,2.23 Score
Sunday Morning Sex   7/6/2019

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight her grandparent’s house visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.” <br><br> Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years ...


1 Comments, 51 Views, 12 Votes ,4.04 Score
A coincidence   7/6/2019

A chicken farmer went the local bar. He sat next a woman and ordered champagne. <br><br> The woman said: "How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne". <br><br> "What a coincidence ", said the farmer, who added, "It is a special for . I am celebrating...." <br><br> "It is a special for , too, I am ...


1 Comments, 41 Views, 10 Votes ,3.58 Score
A Joke   7/6/2019

I was showing my doctor the rash on my penis today. He seemed pretty uncomfortable and didn't want to touch it, he just told me to make an appointment at the surgery tomorrow and walked off pushing his shopping trolley with his wife.


1 Comments, 23 Views, 10 Votes ,1.99 Score
Yungsexgod2017 27 M
3  Articles
All jokes   7/5/2019

The joke is I'm doing this just for points!


3 Comments, 14 Views, 8 Votes ,4.87 Score
Yungsexgod2017 27 M
3  Articles
All jokes   7/5/2019

The joke is I'm doing this just for points!


0 Comments, 5 Views, 5 Votes ,3.47 Score
A Joke   7/3/2019

My new blow up doll is so realistic, it told me it just wants to be friends.


1 Comments, 15 Views, 12 Votes ,2.80 Score
Or this one   7/3/2019

"My wife hasn't wanted sex for over a year, " complained my friend down the pub. <br><br> "That's just not true, mate, " I replied without thinking.


0 Comments, 22 Views, 9 Votes ,3.64 Score
Lets try this one   7/3/2019

It's two o'clock in the morning and a husband and wife are asleep, when suddenly the phone rings. The husband picks up the phone and says, "Hello?... How the heck do I know? What am I, the weather man?" -- and promptly slams the phone down. His wife rolls over and asks, "Who was that?" The husband replies. "I don't know. Some guy who wanted to know if the ...


1 Comments, 36 Views, 9 Votes ,3.00 Score
Another funny joke   7/1/2019

A guy goes to the doctor and says: 'Doctor, I'm getting married next week, but I have had unprotected sex a couple of times lately. Before our marriage, I'd like to know if I have an STD; could you do a test for me?' <br><br> 'Sure', the doctor says, 'but the result of such a test takes 3 weeks, so it will not be in time for your marriage' ...


0 Comments, 51 Views, 10 Votes ,3.58 Score
Another Joke   7/1/2019

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting. "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes! What makes you think you can stereotype women in that way? What does the ...


0 Comments, 44 Views, 11 Votes ,3.54 Score
A Joke   6/30/2019

A woman is home when she hears someone knock the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there. He asks the lady, 'Do you have a vagina?' She slams the door in disgust. The next morning she hears a knock the door and it is the same man and he asks the same question of the woman, 'Do you have a vagina?' She slams the door again. Later night when her ...


0 Comments, 52 Views, 13 Votes ,2.98 Score
shootitome2 68 M
20  Articles‚ Score 2.1
Lem   6/28/2019

One Lem and his Pa was mending fence off in the back forty when all of a sudden Lem heard moaning and groaning and spotted two people in the throws of passion, Pa! Whats them people doing? Ah, Lem they is just fucking. Pa? Whats fucking? How old are you Lem? Well near 18 year old Pa, you know that. Yer all that old and you don't know what fucking is? You best come to the house with me... ...


0 Comments, 45 Views, 8 Votes ,1.62 Score
Praying Old Man...   6/28/2019

An old man is his bedside praying when his wife says... What are you doing? praying for guidance..Replies the old guy. Well..Says the wife...."Just pray for stiffness & I'll guide the "


1 Comments, 25 Views, 9 Votes ,3.64 Score
Mirror, Mirror   6/28/2019

A woman buys a mirror an antique shop from a gypsy, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bust line forty four". Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return. ...


0 Comments, 42 Views, 5 Votes ,2.16 Score
Like The Movies...   6/28/2019

A guy with a black eye walks into a bar and orders a triple bourbon. The bartender says "Having a tough , huh?" The guy says "Yeah. My wife and I were doing the dishes and she turned to and said 'Why don't we ever make love like in the movies?' So I bent her over the kitchen table, yanked her pants down and rammed it in. I jack hammered her and slapped her on the ass ...


0 Comments, 46 Views, 12 Votes ,1.74 Score
Nursing School...   6/28/2019

A woman enrolled in nursing is attending an anatomy . The subject of the is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her asshole does during an orgasm. "Sure!" she says, "He's at home taking care of the ..."


0 Comments, 21 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
wickedcat2006 44 F
145  Articles
oh ms Jamaica   6/28/2019

A ’s most important Organ supposedly as described by some of the most beautiful women of the world at the Miss Universe Contest. <br><br> INDIA <br><br> Question: Ms India, how do you describe a Organ in your country? <br><br> Ms India: Well, I can say that Organs in India are like labourers. <br><br> Question: How can you say so? ...


2 Comments, 40 Views, 10 Votes ,2.79 Score
itzwatido 40 M
1  Article
funny shit   6/28/2019

what's 12" long, hard, and makes a woman scream in the morning?? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> ....S.I.D.S. <br><br> <br><br> LOL


0 Comments, 18 Views, 5 Votes ,1.19 Score
Makeyoucumqk 37 M
3  Articles
Funny 2.0   6/27/2019

When I was a baby I was so ugly my mother never breastfed me she said she only like me as a friend


0 Comments, 8 Views, 6 Votes ,1.94 Score
Makeyoucumqk 37 M
3  Articles
A funny   6/27/2019

Did you know that if you kick the crap out of a Texan the only thing that would be left is a pair of boots


0 Comments, 3 Views, 2 Votes ,0.34 Score
boxing_the_stars 41 M
6  Articles‚ Score 2.4
A good one for everyone to enjoy!   6/27/2019

“Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost over 1.2 million pounds. The study concluded that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, France decided to conduct their own ...


0 Comments, 25 Views, 8 Votes ,0.23 Score
My Folks....   6/26/2019

My old mom was tired of being ignored on Sunday during Football season by my dad. So, she went and got her sexy nightgown that had almost no back it. She put it on backwards show off her tits. She smiled and stood in front of the TV and teased my dad "See anything different?" Dad replied "Yes you have your gown on backwards" Mom smiled ear to ear and asked "how can ...


0 Comments, 28 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
My Folks....   6/26/2019

My folks have been married so long the only Sex they have is Hall Sex. They avoid each other completely and if by chance they pass each other in the Hall my mom tells my dad "Screw You" and Dad replies "Screw you too!" and they both seem happier for the rest of the .


0 Comments, 15 Views, 8 Votes ,1.16 Score
Funny Quotes...   6/25/2019

Why does a gynecologist leave the room when you undress? <br><br> Why can't women put their mascara on with their mouth closed? <br><br> Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? <br><br> If Wile E coyote has enough money to buy all that Acme junk why doesn't ...


1 Comments, 26 Views, 7 Votes ,2.28 Score
Funny Quotes...   6/25/2019

The last thing I want to do is hurt your feelings, but it’s still on my list. <br><br> If I agreed with you then we’d both be wrong. <br><br> If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? <br><br> I’m fat. But you’re ugly. At least I can diet. <br><br> Dear life, when I asked if my day could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a ...


0 Comments, 11 Views, 4 Votes ,0.53 Score
Most of the time...   6/25/2019

Most of the time... when you're sad, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time...


0 Comments, 4 Views, 2 Votes ,0.34 Score
Now that's Funny...   6/25/2019

I love it when you walk through a spider web, you all of a sudden learn Kung Fu <br><br> The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. <br><br> <br><br> I hate when people say "he is nice when you get to know him" so in other words "he is a jerk but you will get used to it." <br><br> <br><br>  LIFE ...


0 Comments, 20 Views, 6 Votes ,3.37 Score
The Broccoli Says...   6/25/2019

The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'


0 Comments, 8 Views, 5 Votes ,1.51 Score
Funny Quotes...   6/25/2019

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids. <br><br> Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. <br><br> As a my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. <br><br> A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.


0 Comments, 3 Views, 1 Votes ,3.70 Score
Funny Quotes....   6/25/2019

When everything's coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane <br><br> <br><br> Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day <br><br> Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. <br><br> Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel ...


0 Comments, 5 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
Funny Quotes.....   6/25/2019

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it? <br><br> Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night <br><br> The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson <br><br> <br><br> Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines


0 Comments, 5 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
Funny Quotes...   6/25/2019

"You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough." <br><br> "Its been a rough day. I got up this morning .... put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom." <br><br> If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for ...


0 Comments, 5 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
Funny Quotes....   6/25/2019

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. <br><br> The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades <br><br> Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. <br><br> I was as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar <br><br> <br><br> ...


0 Comments, 4 Views, 0 Votes
My 4 moods:   6/24/2019

My 4 moods: I’m too old for this shit, I’m too tired for this shit, I’m too sober for this shit, I don’t have time for this shit.


0 Comments, 1 Views, 0 Votes
Old Aunts...   6/24/2019

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, “You’re next.” They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.


0 Comments, 3 Views, 1 Votes ,3.70 Score
and then the fight started.....   6/24/2019

A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replied, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.' And then the fight started.....


0 Comments, 3 Views, 0 Votes
And then the fight started...   6/24/2019

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 180 in about 3 seconds.' I bought her a bathroom scale. And then the fight started...


0 Comments, 1 Views, 0 Votes
And then the fight started.....   6/24/2019

My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on the TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started...


0 Comments, 3 Views, 0 Votes
Mark111470 48 M
1  Article
Gross joke   6/23/2019

What's the difference between a faggot and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull your meat .


0 Comments, 2 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
bigmask4u7 25 M
5  Articles
Guess what?   6/23/2019

Chicken butt <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> help I need the points


0 Comments, 5 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
Laura2Men 37 F
0  Articles
Makeing U laugh or Smile, 1 One way or Another😁   6/23/2019

Marriage argument, Not Even da Dogs Safe... <br><br> Early Sunday morning husband wakes up n quickly gets dressed for his weekly Sunday fishing trip he's gone on for da past 20years. His peace n quiet time. He quickly gathers his gear wih a big smile on his face until he sees his wife quietly drinking her cup of coffee with a look of saddness that even he cant ignore. He tries ...


0 Comments, 41 Views, 9 Votes ,1.93 Score
johncumswu 49 M
5  Articles
Friday   6/19/2019

White guy, Mexican , and Black guy walk into a bar


0 Comments, 27 Views, 4 Votes ,0.92 Score
Being Brave   6/19/2019

A man breaks into a house to for and guns. Inside, he finds a in bed. He orders the guy of the bed and ties him a chair. While tying the home owner’s wife the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck; then gets up & goes into the bathroom. <br><br> While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: “Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. at ...


0 Comments, 23 Views, 4 Votes ,2.08 Score
rondonp47 33 M
5  Articles
come chat with me   6/19/2019

I ggot all kinds of joke.. people love when im around. im the laugh of the party


1 Comments, 7 Views, 3 Votes
DETSwitch 55 M
3  Articles
Pickup Lines and Icebreakers So Lame They Can't Help But to Be Funny...   6/18/2019

We've all seen them, heard them, gotten them stuck in our heads.... So, readers, let's see some of your examples of lame icebreakers and stupid or over-the-top pickup lines that were effective in achieving some small measure of comic relief. <br><br> Somewhere between "Hi! I am so-o-o-o-o-o drunk!" and "Hi there.... I just threw up!", is: ...


1 Comments, 39 Views, 7 Votes ,1.77 Score
johncumswu 49 M
5  Articles
Knock Knock   6/16/2019

Whos there


1 Comments, 13 Views, 6 Votes ,0.80 Score
johncumswu 49 M
5  Articles
Friday   6/16/2019

Dam smokey its Friday and you aint got no job


0 Comments, 12 Views, 6 Votes ,0.52 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles‚ Score 0.1
What about that..   6/16/2019

A buddy ask me the something day... He said if me and your wife had sex <br><br> And I got her pregnant would that make us kin...haha <br><br> I said nope... <br><br> He said what would it make us??? <br><br> I said Even !!


0 Comments, 15 Views, 6 Votes ,1.94 Score
ManInUniform_101 32 M
15  Articles
Jokes   6/13/2019

Creating this article for the points. I need points.


1 Comments, 13 Views, 8 Votes ,2.09 Score
TakeThisChance30 30 M
1  Article
Dick touch your asshole   6/13/2019

A young boy was sitting on his gradfathers lap. His grandfather was puffing on a cigar. The little boy asks, "Grandpa, may i please try a puff of your cigar?" His grandfather replied, "well , does your dick touch your asshole?" The little boy replied with no. So his grandfather said, "Well then, no you may not." A couple of weeks later the boy was sitting on his ...


0 Comments, 47 Views, 10 Votes ,1.99 Score
What did the penis say to the vagina?   6/6/2019

Cover , going in!


1 Comments, 19 Views, 11 Votes ,1.67 Score
kickCGandDG521 38 C
6  Articles
What happend to the jokes?   6/6/2019

Jokes used to be amazing but seems like in our day of tech and social media it has died.


0 Comments, 21 Views, 12 Votes ,2.80 Score
Sorry posting for points   6/5/2019

posting for points please ignore


0 Comments, 4 Views, 4 Votes ,0.92 Score
m1_akwolf1 50 M
2  Articles
Morning Wood   6/2/2019

John woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his wife’s side of the bed. His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. <br><br> Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John called his little into he room and asked him to take this note to your beautiful mommy. The note read: ...


1 Comments, 56 Views, 8 Votes ,2.32 Score
NRDay 23 M
7  Articles
Knock knock   5/27/2019

Who’s there?


2 Comments, 41 Views, 14 Votes ,0.58 Score
0Lastmanonearth1 35 M
11  Articles‚ Score 1.3
:)   5/25/2019

He loved his job. Driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a . He loved to make the train go as fast as possible. Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash. He made it out, but a single person died. Well, needless to say, he went to court over this incident. He was found guilty, and was sentenced to death by electrocution. When the day of the execution ...


0 Comments, 59 Views, 8 Votes ,2.32 Score
0Lastmanonearth1 35 M
11  Articles‚ Score 1.3
;)   5/25/2019

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. <br><br> The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples ...


0 Comments, 58 Views, 15 Votes ,2.06 Score
brbog 64 M
16  Articles
wife swallowed a half dollar   5/20/2019

my wife swallowed a half dollar coin once took her two days to pass it she passed one quarter, two dimes and a nickel guess she was going through her change


0 Comments, 35 Views, 20 Votes ,1.59 Score
Knock Knock   5/12/2019

What up, <br><br> My cock. <br><br> 8========D~~ (. )( .)


1 Comments, 26 Views, 17 Votes ,0.44 Score
Fully_Loaded_100 31 M
6  Articles
What are your favourite sex related jokes?   5/12/2019

Would love to hear them


0 Comments, 25 Views, 19 Votes ,0.62 Score
johncumswu 49 M
5  Articles
Knock Knock   5/10/2019

Whose there ?


0 Comments, 21 Views, 10 Votes ,1.00 Score
brbog 64 M
16  Articles
hahahahahaha   5/9/2019

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Arlene: Where did you get it? Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy. The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into ...


2 Comments, 69 Views, 16 Votes ,1.95 Score
Pal4Perks 59 M
3  Articles
Leverage   5/8/2019

Yep, it happened again. I woke up this morning with a piss hard on. Walked into the bathroom, pushed down to piss, and my feet came off of the ground.


0 Comments, 24 Views, 10 Votes ,1.99 Score
Kincade201969 39 M
1  Article
Sex Life After Marriage   5/3/2019

It’s true when they say your sex life changes after you get married, because now you are sleeping with a relative!!!


1 Comments, 26 Views, 13 Votes ,1.80 Score
JoeinCortland2 44 M
1  Article
So there I was   5/3/2019

So, there I was..... Balls deep; and my sister stops, turns and says "Wow, you know what? You are as big as Dad!" I was surprised, and replied "You know, that's the same thing Mom said."


2 Comments, 29 Views, 13 Votes ,3.14 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Back from Iraq   5/3/2019

A buddy of mine got back from Iraq, third tour as a marine. They really do use camels as the main means of transportation. They have to take a camel driving test, they give on mon., wed. and fri. They have sex education on tues, and thurs. <br><br> <br><br> I ask him why and he said they don't want to wear the camel out!!!


2 Comments, 42 Views, 14 Votes ,2.98 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles‚ Score 0.1
A Blonde Husband   5/3/2019

women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman says, "I need to be honest with you, getting a boob job." <br><br> The second woman says "Oh that's nothing, thinking of having my asshole bleached!" <br><br> To which the first replies, "Whoa, I just can't picture your husband as a ...


1 Comments, 43 Views, 11 Votes ,2.61 Score
Kittyplzzr 39 M
5  Articles
Testicles   5/2/2019

An American woman is in the produce department the local supermarket searching for the best looking russet potatoes she can find to bake in the oven for supper night. She comes across a potato so large, she has to use both hands to pick it . Just then a Middle Eastern woman sees it and says; "Oh my, potato reminds of my husband's testicles!" "Are his testicles this ...


1 Comments, 16 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
Kittyplzzr 39 M
5  Articles
Mosquito   5/2/2019

What's the difference between a and a mosquito? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> A mosquito stops sucking after you smack it!


1 Comments, 4 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
Kittyplzzr 39 M
5  Articles
Mosquito   5/2/2019

What's the difference between a and a mosquito? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> A mosquito stops sucking after you smack it!


0 Comments, 1 Views, 1 Votes
Troilism 61 C
16  Articles‚ Score 4.1
Superman 4695 and the monkey at the bar   4/29/2019

My favorite saloon has a female monkey that sits on a small stool behind the bar. There is a small billy club that hangs on a hook next to her. Superman4695 ( a frequent poster on the advice forum) stopped in one day to have a drink and asked what the deal was with the monkey behind the bar. I reached over the bar and grabbed the billy club and smacked the monkey on top of ...


0 Comments, 60 Views, 12 Votes ,1.39 Score
Troilism 61 C
16  Articles‚ Score 4.1
Beach Babes   4/29/2019

Superman4695 (frequent poster on the advice forum) saw me the beach one fine day surrounded by a bevy of beautiful bikini clad babes. He walked over and asked me what my secret is. He said, hey Cunny, you always have all the hot ones, how do you do it. I shared my secret with him. I said Superman, go to the vegetable isle of the grocery store across the street and pick out ...


1 Comments, 49 Views, 10 Votes ,1.59 Score
misha925_93 26 M
8  Articles
to people who are fake on here   4/27/2019

^^^^^^^^^^^


0 Comments, 13 Views, 8 Votes ,0.93 Score
B19Ha1rynuts4cks 24 M
6  Articles
Points   4/26/2019

All everyone is worried about


0 Comments, 14 Views, 6 Votes ,1.09 Score
Sollertissimus 52 M
8  Articles‚ Score 6.2
At the Friend Finder Fantasy Camp   4/24/2019

A spot on portraily of how the gentlemen here believe it will work <br><br> [video_embed 40299]...


0 Comments, 21 Views, 9 Votes ,1.72 Score
Kittyplzzr 39 M
5  Articles
Pharmacy   4/23/2019

A woman walks into a pharmacy. She marches over directly to the pharmacist without looking another soul. "I want some cyanide to kill my husband! ", she demands. Shocked to his very core, the pharmacist replies, "Lady are you insane? I can't sell you cyanide, and especially not when you exclaimed you want to use it to kill your husband. We'll both end in death ...


0 Comments, 9 Views, 2 Votes ,4.50 Score
Kittyplzzr 39 M
5  Articles
Sucking gorilla   4/22/2019

A guy walks into a bar, sees nobody else but the bartender and asks for a beer. One hour of conversation and five beers later, the bartender asks the guy, "Do you want to see something out of the ordinary? " "Sure!", the guy responded. The bartender proceeds to open a closet door. Out jumps a huge gorilla. The bartender grabs a bat and cracks the gorilla right between the ...


0 Comments, 10 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
Chinese Medicine   4/19/2019

While in China, an American man is sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom the entire time he is there. <br><br> A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. <br><br> Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. <br><br> The doctor, never having seen anything like ...


1 Comments, 66 Views, 7 Votes ,3.80 Score
Troilism 61 C
16  Articles‚ Score 4.1
The Bell Ringer   4/16/2019

A local church ran an ad in the newspaper searching for someone to ring the bell in the bell tower. A guy with no arms applied for the job. During the interview process, the priest asked the man how he planned on ringing the bell with no arms. The guy said no problem, I'll show you how I do it. So they went into the bell tower. The guy stepped back about 10 -12 feet from the bell and ran ...


0 Comments, 70 Views, 8 Votes ,0.93 Score
Aimlesslwander 38 M
5  Articles
Smoking   4/14/2019

What do you do if your wife starts smoking? <br><br> Slow down and possibly use some lubricant


0 Comments, 14 Views, 8 Votes ,1.86 Score
beachtransplant 51 M
2  Articles
why did the tomato blush?   4/13/2019

It blushed because it saw the salad dressing.


0 Comments, 10 Views, 7 Votes ,1.00 Score
Sollertissimus 52 M
8  Articles‚ Score 6.2
For all of you Dudes posing as Couple's - There is an entire month devoted just for your angst   4/5/2019

May is fast approaching, so: So stock on Vaseline, this what I imagine you all use put some on your spouse and start her stroking


5 Comments, 37 Views, 13 Votes ,4.15 Score
Niceguy694all 40 M
6  Articles
Joke on u   4/4/2019

What’s the difference between a and a drug dealer? <br><br> A can wash her crack and sell it again. <br><br> A mother is in the kitchen one day, preparing dinner for the family. <br><br> Her young walks in and asks her, “Mommy, where do babies from?” <br><br> The mother thinks for a while before deciding she ought to be honest with her . ...


1 Comments, 50 Views, 6 Votes ,3.93 Score
Niceguy694all 40 M
6  Articles
No love   4/4/2019

One time I told my wife I was seeing a psychiatrist and she told me she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers and a bartender


0 Comments, 21 Views, 7 Votes ,2.53 Score
Niceguy694all 40 M
6  Articles
My wife   4/2/2019

One time I was telling my about the birds and the bees and he told me about the mailman and my wife


0 Comments, 17 Views, 7 Votes ,2.28 Score
Niceguy694all 40 M
6  Articles
I was so ugly   4/2/2019

When I was a baby I was so ugly my mom never breastfed me. She said she only liked me as a friend


1 Comments, 24 Views, 7 Votes ,2.53 Score
24sensation24 36 M
2  Articles
Out Dancing   3/26/2019

I went out dancing last night... They played The Twist...I twisted... They played Jump...I jumped... They played Come On Eileen...I got kicked out for that.


3 Comments, 26 Views, 9 Votes ,3.43 Score
The Bus Stop   3/26/2019

A crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight leather skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. <br><br> Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her ...


1 Comments, 74 Views, 12 Votes ,4.39 Score
jf23231 49 M
6  Articles
I wonder   3/25/2019

A recent questionnaire to high school girls , 97 percent admitted they had kissed/made out. Only 3 percent lied about it.


1 Comments, 17 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
jf23231 49 M
6  Articles
I wonder   3/25/2019

A recent questionnaire to high school girls , 97 percent admitted they had kissed/made out. Only 3 percent lied about it.


0 Comments, 12 Views, 6 Votes ,1.66 Score
jf23231 49 M
6  Articles
I wonder   3/25/2019

A recent questionnaire to high school girls , 97 percent admitted they had kissed/made out. Only 3 percent lied about it.


0 Comments, 2 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Scotish Obituary   3/23/2019

A Scottish woman goes to the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. <br><br> The obit editor informs her that there is a charge of 50 cents per word. <br><br> She pauses, reflects, and then she says, "Well, then, let it read, 'Angus MacPherson died'." <br><br> Amused at the woman's ...


1 Comments, 69 Views, 9 Votes ,4.28 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles‚ Score 0.1
That's a Lawyer   3/23/2019

As the lawyer awoke from surgery, he asked, "Why are all the blinds drawn?" <br><br> The nurse answered, "There's a fire across the street, and we didn't want you to think you had died."


1 Comments, 28 Views, 9 Votes ,3.64 Score
xXTabooBoyXx 18 M
1  Article
Points :P   3/21/2019

Points for points for points for points


0 Comments, 5 Views, 4 Votes ,1.69 Score
Jizzypickle99OK 38 M
1  Article
For a laugh   3/20/2019

A little boy was taking a shower with his mom. The boy pointed at her chest and asked “what are those”? The mother was shocked and didn’t have any words except for the boy to ask his father. The boy asked his father what those two humps were on mommy’s chest. The father laughed and said “those are balloons and when mommy dies, they get blown up and carry her soul to heaven”. ...


0 Comments, 67 Views, 9 Votes ,4.71 Score
Nsty1993 26 M
5  Articles
Alien Wife swap   3/20/2019

A Martian couple and an Earthling couple have met and are talking about all sorts of things. Finally, the subject of sex comes up. "Just how do you guys do it?" asked the Earthling. "Pretty much the way you do, " responded the Martian. Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide swap partners for the night and experience one another. The female Earthling and the male ...


1 Comments, 51 Views, 5 Votes ,1.84 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Texas Lawyer   3/18/2019

No Offense to Texans, Lawyers, Judges, Grandparents, or anyone else. <br><br> Lawyers should never ask a Texas grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer. <br><br> In a trial, a Texas small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know me?’ ...


0 Comments, 51 Views, 7 Votes ,2.79 Score
Axescent 37 M
4  Articles
Don't try this lol   3/18/2019

A guy walks up to a beautiful young lady sitting a bar and says, "Lady, I'll bet you $20 that I can touch your breasts without touching your shirt." <br><br> Intrigued, the woman buttons up her shirt all the way and says, "Okay, you're on." <br><br> The man steps up, cups his hands under her breasts, and gives them a firm squeeze. ...


0 Comments, 64 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
adult_themed 46 M
5  Articles
A couple more dirty jokes   3/17/2019

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball. <br><br> What does the sign on an -of-business brothel say? Beat it. We’re closed. <br><br> <br><br> Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a . <br><br> What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. ...


0 Comments, 13 Views, 3 Votes ,5.39 Score
adult_themed 46 M
5  Articles
Ok.....last one tonight.....   3/16/2019

This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, ”Doctor, I haven’t had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband’s sex drive.” The doctor smiled and said, ”Have you tried to give him Viagra?” The lady frowned. ”Doctor, I can’t even get him to take aspirin when he has a ...


0 Comments, 40 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
adult_themed 46 M
5  Articles
Funny thing.....   3/16/2019

The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my , " said the priest. "Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her." "That's a wonderful thing, my , and nothing that you ...


0 Comments, 27 Views, 6 Votes ,3.08 Score
adult_themed 46 M
5  Articles
Best joke today   3/16/2019

A nerdy, 100 lbs weakling walks into a weightlifting gym and states he wants to become a body builder. So, the gym's trainer is walking him through all the exercise machines explaining which machine builds which specific muscle. <br><br> After about a half hour, a super-hot chic walks by, breaking everyone's attention. The nerdy, 100 lbs weakling inquires, "which ...


0 Comments, 40 Views, 6 Votes ,4.22 Score
THIS IS FOR THE OLDER GENERATIONS!   3/16/2019

A man rushed home and went into the kitchen. His wife was cooking dinner. He put his arms around her and whispered in her ear “Lets go into the bedroom”. <br><br> She pushed him away and said, “I’m cooking dinner!” <br><br> “It’ll just take a minute, ” he replied. She agrees and they head to the bedroom. <br><br> “Take off your slacks and ...


0 Comments, 49 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
sexscenez 31 M
9  Articles
RAMBLINGS OF A SOCIOPATH...   3/14/2019

Don’t take this shit too seriously, it’s only for a laugh... <br><br> Weight a minute... Who said Vega didn’t like curvaceous females?! Ladies, if you’ve got a few extra pounds; I could definitely use you as I’ve got 0% body fat 😉 <br><br> Attractive women are always the most insecure, while these Shrek looking females, walk around thinking they're the ...


0 Comments, 26 Views, 4 Votes ,2.47 Score
Time4chats 28 M
3  Articles‚ Score 1.3
The points....   3/9/2019

That's the true joke of this site. 2nd to the IM that never works


3 Comments, 14 Views, 5 Votes ,4.45 Score
Soakedbean123 29 F
1  Article
What?   3/6/2019

How many puppies does it take to land a plane on a Saturday? <br><br> All of them


1 Comments, 30 Views, 12 Votes ,1.56 Score
Ragnarpleasure69 42 M
1  Article
Emotional sex   3/2/2019

For the past six years me and a good friend started having weekly phone conversations. It got to where we knew every dirty seceret about eachother. Well in our conversation last week he confided that he always cries before during and after sex. I didnt know what to say. I mean i have sex for the sheer pleasure of it. Well beteeen that and my sarcasm i blurted damn dude i hate to hear that you ...


2 Comments, 57 Views, 9 Votes ,1.93 Score
Stranded on Deserted Island   3/1/2019

A cruise on the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there are only 3 Survivors: Jim, Tom, and Susie. <br><br> They manage to swim to a small island and they live there for a couple of years doing what's natural for men and women to do. After several years of casual sex, all the time, Susie felt absolutely horrible about what she was doing. ...


1 Comments, 89 Views, 8 Votes ,2.78 Score
Good Heavens...   2/25/2019

St. Peter is on duty at the Pearly Gates of Heaven where he meets those who's time on Earth had come to an end and he decides whether or not they enter Heaven or "the other place". A woman is the first newcomer for the day and St. Peter greets her. He asks her "have you been a good person all your life? The woman replies "yes, I tried my very best to be good. I went ...


2 Comments, 109 Views, 17 Votes ,4.54 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles‚ Score 0.1
At the Funeral   2/24/2019

A cardiologist died and was given an eleborate funeral. <br><br> A huge heart, covered in flowers, stood behind the casket during the service. <br><br> Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The beautiful heart then closed, sealing the doctor inside, forever. <br><br> At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When ...


4 Comments, 110 Views, 27 Votes ,4.40 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Cotton Candy   2/24/2019

So this old man is walking down the street in Brooklyn. <br><br> He sees a young boy sitting on the street in front of a candy shop, shoving sweets in his mouth as fast as possible. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> The man walks up to the boy and says "You know , it's really not healthy to eat all that candy." <br><br> The looks ...


1 Comments, 78 Views, 17 Votes ,4.12 Score
jf23231 49 M
6  Articles
oldest   2/24/2019

"They say checkers is the oldest." "Oh, no, poker is older. Didnt Noah draw pairs on the Ark and get a full house when world had a flush?"


0 Comments, 16 Views, 10 Votes ,3.39 Score
jf23231 49 M
6  Articles
Otherwise OK   2/24/2019

"Darling you would a be wonderful dancer but for two things." "what are they, my love?" "Your feet!"


3 Comments, 27 Views, 13 Votes ,2.81 Score
MonsteroftheEast 35 M
2  Articles
A Guy Walks into a Bar...   2/23/2019

And orders 10 shots of gin, neat. He slams them back, 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 POW!!! all in a row, NO CHASER. The bartender is astonished. <br><br> "Holy shit pal, what are YOU celebrating?" the bartender says. <br><br> Guy says, "My first blow job" <br><br> The bartender says "Why didnt you say so? Next drinks on the house, pal" ...


3 Comments, 52 Views, 13 Votes ,3.48 Score
10foru2do 50 M
1  Article
this is a terrible tweeker joke   2/20/2019

How do you know when your girl has done to much dope? <br><br> <br><br> Her wet spot cracks back!


0 Comments, 17 Views, 12 Votes ,1.39 Score
Cheat Day   2/17/2019

Bob and his wife started dieting a week ago. His wife proposed that they should have a cheat day today. <br><br> She brought home McDonald’s burgers, KFC wings. Bob brought home his secretary. <br><br> From his hospital bed, Bob is wondering when men will ever begin to understand women.


3 Comments, 43 Views, 13 Votes ,3.31 Score
Alakabam92 26 M
9  Articles
Points   2/14/2019

Just here for the points


5 Comments, 31 Views, 13 Votes ,2.47 Score
Alakabam92 26 M
9  Articles
Points   2/14/2019

Just here for the points


3 Comments, 21 Views, 6 Votes ,2.51 Score
LETSGOANDDOIT48 47 M
6  Articles
Lorrainia Bobbit   2/13/2019

Have you heard that Lorrainia Bobbit moved to Russia and changed her last name? Answer!! Too Lorriania Cuts your cockoff!!!


2 Comments, 15 Views, 8 Votes ,2.32 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Man ask the Doctor   2/11/2019

Do you think I shall live until I'm ninety, doctor?" "How old are you now?" "Forty." "Do you drink, gamble, smoke, or have you any vices of any kind?" <br><br> "No. I don't drink, I never gamble, I loathe smoking; in fact, I don't have any vices." <br><br> "Well, good heavens, what do you want to live another ...


1 Comments, 58 Views, 18 Votes ,4.35 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Woman buys a Gun   2/11/2019

A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. "Its for my husband, " she tells the clerk. "Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the clerk. "Are you kidding?" she says. "He doesnt even know that Im going to shoot him!"


0 Comments, 33 Views, 12 Votes ,3.51 Score
Indoors..   2/9/2019

It does not matter what the temperature is, it's always room temperature!


0 Comments, 24 Views, 13 Votes ,1.47 Score
Troilism 61 C
16  Articles‚ Score 4.1
Jamaica   2/8/2019

The wife and I were drinking at a bar in Jamaica. I needed to use the restroom to empty my bladder. I walked into the public restroom and chose a urinal. Soon after, a local guy entered the restroom and selected the urinal right next to me to take a leak. Out of the corner of my eye, I could tell he was checking out my manhood. I looked him like WTF. He said, I noticed you have the letters W ...


3 Comments, 92 Views, 9 Votes ,3.00 Score
Troilism 61 C
16  Articles‚ Score 4.1
Tribe of pygmies and a girls track team   2/8/2019

Do you know the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a girls track team ? <br><br> The pygmies are cunning runts.


0 Comments, 11 Views, 7 Votes ,1.00 Score
Question...   2/6/2019

If Con is the opposite of Pro, is Congress the opposite of Progress? <br><br> Get the point?


2 Comments, 29 Views, 6 Votes ,1.94 Score
DickCoxxx702 40 M
1  Article
Fuc'em   2/5/2019

Fuc'em if they can't take a joke!!


3 Comments, 16 Views, 8 Votes ,2.32 Score
Troilism 61 C
16  Articles‚ Score 4.1
Did I ever tell you   2/5/2019

Did I ever tell you about the worst blow job I ever received ? <br><br> It was fucking awesome.


0 Comments, 17 Views, 7 Votes ,2.02 Score
Troilism 61 C
16  Articles‚ Score 4.1
When we were    2/5/2019

When we were we could walk into a store with only a $1.00 in our pockets and walk out with a can of soda, 3 candy bars and 2 bags of chips. Today, way too many security cameras.


5 Comments, 34 Views, 11 Votes ,4.48 Score
Where do babies come from?   2/5/2019

A mother is in the kitchen one day, preparing dinner for the family. <br><br> Her young walks in and asks her, “Mommy, where do babies come from?” <br><br> The mother thinks for a while before deciding she ought to be honest with her . She says, “Well honey, Mommy and fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and then ...


0 Comments, 40 Views, 6 Votes ,2.80 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Marriage Game   2/5/2019

My girlfriend said to me last night, “You treat our relationship like some kind of game!” <br><br> Which unfortunately cost her 12 points and a bonus chance!!!!!!!


1 Comments, 17 Views, 7 Votes ,3.55 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Penis Book   2/5/2019

A man walks into a library and asks the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?" <br><br> The librarian checks her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet." <br><br> The man replies, "Yes, that's the one."


1 Comments, 24 Views, 6 Votes ,4.79 Score
Silly but funny...   2/4/2019

<br><br> Q: What can a put behind her ears to make her sexy? A: Her knees. <br><br> Q: What's a man's definition of a romantic evening? A: Sex. <br><br> Q: What do you it when you have oral sex, vaginal sex, and anal sex with your all in the same night? A: The fucking cycle. ...


1 Comments, 17 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
Some more jokes for the bar   2/4/2019

Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job! <br><br> Q: Whats a condom and a coffin got in common? A: They both hold stiffs but one is cumin and one is going! <br><br> Q: When is a man most intelligent, before, after or during sex? A: During sex cuz he's plugged up to the knowledge source. ...


1 Comments, 18 Views, 2 Votes ,4.50 Score
Clodiusthefirst 72 M
20  Articles‚ Score 0.1
MR MAN   2/4/2019

Mr Tickle found his soul mate Tess. <br><br> He asked her to marry him.. She agreed on condition that she did not have to take his surname!


1 Comments, 22 Views, 3 Votes ,3.92 Score
Few more good ones...   1/30/2019

What’s the difference between a and a drug dealer? A can wash her crack and resell it. <br><br> What do the Mafia and pussies have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit. <br><br> What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me! <br><br> Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died. ...


1 Comments, 41 Views, 14 Votes ,2.66 Score
A few good ones...   1/30/2019

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball. <br><br> What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We’re closed. <br><br> Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor. <br><br> What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s ...


0 Comments, 22 Views, 8 Votes ,0.93 Score
Red Riding Hood   1/30/2019

Red Riding Hood was walking through the forest heading to visit her grandmother. While on the path, a deer walked up to her and said the wolf was going to eat her. "OK", she told the deer and continued on her way. After a little while, a little rabbit approached little red and said the wolf was gong to eat her. "OK", she told the rabbit and continued on her way. After a little ...


0 Comments, 49 Views, 6 Votes ,1.94 Score
The moral of the story is...   1/28/2019

There was a young couple engaged to be married, one day the man found himself alone in the kitchen with his future mother in law. She was exceptionally attractive like his future wife. His future father in law had just left for the store, and took his with him. They were both alone and he could sense this strange sexual chemistry building. <br><br> "I'd like to ask you ...


3 Comments, 60 Views, 11 Votes ,4.10 Score
silverwolf_n_ut 55 M
4  Articles
jackass and onion   1/28/2019

what do you get when you cross a jackass with a onion a.a piece of ass that brings a tear too your eye


0 Comments, 4 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
steve468222 49 M
5  Articles
Photoshop by Fran   1/27/2019

Come on Fran in bookofsex.com Naughty Community you need to so go back to Art School . Your Photoshopping is is so bad in 99% of all your postings on that group. You really like to doctor up the pictures with the white for FAKE CUM .LOL . I mean really , just because I called you on it in the group you band me. WHAT A JOKE! HA HA HA


2 Comments, 37 Views, 12 Votes ,2.09 Score
smallhaul 49 M
1  Article
Would you rather:   1/27/2019

1. Give up on oral sex, or 2. Give up on eating cheese..??? <br><br> You must pick one and only one.. Thanks


1 Comments, 29 Views, 7 Votes ,1.51 Score
izwat 99 M
8  Articles
tits   1/25/2019

tits are for and more than a mouthful is a waste. <br><br> just saying, a women's breasts are part of her but don't define her beauty. <br><br> oddly, that's mostly the pics you first come into contact.


0 Comments, 1 Views, 0 Votes
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Fighting   1/23/2019

Nine-year- Aaron came home from the playground with a bloody nose... ..., black eye, and torn clothing. It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. While his father was patching him up, he asked his what happened. <br><br> "Well, Dad, " said Aaron, "I challenged Larry to a duel. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons." <br><br> ...


1 Comments, 17 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles‚ Score 0.1
How it really is   1/23/2019

My Dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage. He told me that he knew as early as their wedding what marriage to my Mom would be like. It seems the minister asked my Mom, "Do you take this man to be your husband." <br><br> And she said, "I do." <br><br> Then the minister asked my Dad, "Do you take this woman to be your wife, ...


1 Comments, 81 Views, 15 Votes ,3.28 Score
Oh what a day!   1/22/2019

Guy wakes up the morning and tries to get ready for work and discovers that there is no hot water. The superintendent tells him the problem will be fixed later that day but there will be no hot water to shower with. He says to himself "today is not my day". He leaves for work and as he is driving, he blows a flat tire. He says to himself "today is just not my day". He ...


0 Comments, 126 Views, 9 Votes ,3.43 Score
Superman, beware!   1/22/2019

Superman was flying high in the sky when spots Wonder Woman down below on a beach, wearing sleeping goggles, lying on her back completely nude with legs spread apart. 'She must be sun bathing' he thought to himself. Anyways the temptation was too much so flies down and does his thing and takes off in nothing flat. Wonder Woman then says to the Invisible Man " Is something wrong ...


1 Comments, 109 Views, 9 Votes ,1.72 Score
Aimlesslwander 38 M
5  Articles
Relatives   1/21/2019

What’s worse than ants in your pants? <br><br> Uncles.


1 Comments, 17 Views, 9 Votes ,3.43 Score
Geeves - a popular name for a butler.   1/20/2019

A man is at work in his office and decides to give his wife a call just to say hello. He calls home (let's assume this was pre-cell phone times) and his beloved, loyal and reliable butler, Geeves, answers the phone. He asks to speak to the Mrs. and the butler replies "I'm sorry sir, your wife is not able to speak to you at this moment". The man says "What? What do you ...


0 Comments, 133 Views, 10 Votes ,1.59 Score
Aimlesslwander 38 M
5  Articles
Doctor visit   1/20/2019

A guy is sitting at the doctor’s office. <br><br> “The doctor walks in: ‘Sir, I have some bad news. I’m afraid you’re going to have to stop masturbating.’ <br><br> Patient: ‘I don’t understand, doc. Why?’ <br><br> Doctor: ‘Because I’m trying to examine you.'”


0 Comments, 27 Views, 15 Votes ,2.98 Score
BigDaddyLover122 19 M
2  Articles
Just want Sex   1/20/2019

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2 Comments, 15 Views, 8 Votes ,1.16 Score
hornyashell71717 48 M
6  Articles
points   1/18/2019

need points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


3 Comments, 15 Views, 9 Votes ,3.43 Score
UnspokenKiss 30 M
1  Article
Why do women wear makeup & perfume?   1/16/2019

Because they smell bad & they're ugly.


1 Comments, 16 Views, 5 Votes ,0.21 Score
Aimlesslwander 38 M
5  Articles
Where are you from   1/16/2019

A group of heavy set women are sitting at the corner of a bar, the bar tender goes over to take their order and immediately notices their accent. In an effort to make small talk he asks “oh where are you ladies from? Scotland?” The ladies look at him with a mean glare, scoff and respond “Wales” With that the bartender apologizes “ I sorry where are you Whales from? Scotland?”


2 Comments, 31 Views, 9 Votes ,3.64 Score
Cave times   1/15/2019

Why do men tend to fall asleep after sex?? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> All planned!! So they don't leave...


0 Comments, 18 Views, 4 Votes ,1.30 Score
What's the difference?   1/14/2019

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ...


2 Comments, 41 Views, 8 Votes ,3.25 Score
stlover4744 36 M
4  Articles
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?   1/12/2019

Because Ken comes in a different box.


6 Comments, 25 Views, 12 Votes ,2.45 Score
Aimlesslwander 38 M
5  Articles
Duck and pig   1/12/2019

A man walks into his house carrying a duck 🦆 in his arms and says “So this is the pig I have been fucking.” His wife with a look of confusion responds “That’s a duck you dumb shit” and the man simply responds “I wasn’t talking to you”


3 Comments, 27 Views, 10 Votes ,3.58 Score
MBoralfun 42 M
3  Articles
A Disney Joke   1/11/2019

Prince Eric asked Ariel why she wore a seashell bra? <br><br> She replied, "The B shells were too small and the D shells were too big"


1 Comments, 19 Views, 8 Votes ,3.25 Score
Whats Common   1/5/2019

What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? <br><br> The more you play with it, the harder it gets.


1 Comments, 11 Views, 7 Votes ,2.79 Score
1234tomtom1234 53 M
1  Article
SexEd   1/2/2019

In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, "All right, class, I want you to go home and come back tomorrow with as many positions as you can think of for having sex." The next day she says to Little Johnny in the back, "Well, John, how many positions did you come up with?" Johnny says, "Seventy-three." The teacher says, "Oh, my goodness...uh...very good, John, very ...


1 Comments, 105 Views, 14 Votes ,2.98 Score
lifes4living1975 44 M
7  Articles‚ Score 0.1
lights off when having sex   12/31/2018

A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She said "I knew it, asshole, explain the ...


2 Comments, 72 Views, 13 Votes ,4.49 Score
lifes4living1975 44 M
7  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Why did I get divorced?   12/31/2018

Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my . I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you ...


1 Comments, 56 Views, 11 Votes ,4.48 Score
joshishotmtl 36 M
2  Articles
Jokes   12/28/2018

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school? <br><br> It's ok, he woke up.


0 Comments, 15 Views, 4 Votes ,2.08 Score
Axescent 37 M
4  Articles
Eavesdropping   12/27/2018

In my early 20s, I began dating this girl. We went to her house, one thing lead to another, and we began to have our first sex times together. It was a hot summer day in a shitty apartment with no AC. All the doors and windows were open. We were going at it, and that's when I quite happily found out she was a screamer. It was intense and passionate; we lost ourselves in each other... About ...


0 Comments, 78 Views, 12 Votes ,3.51 Score
SirHammerlocks 38 M
11  Articles
More dirty jokes   12/27/2018

What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist? <br><br> You can negotiate with a terrorist. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? <br><br> Hold on to your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blowjob. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> A couple walking in the ...


0 Comments, 35 Views, 7 Votes ,5.08 Score
SirHammerlocks 38 M
11  Articles
More dirty jokes   12/27/2018

What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist? <br><br> You can negotiate with a terrorist. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? <br><br> Hold on to your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blowjob. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> A couple walking in the ...


0 Comments, 13 Views, 5 Votes ,3.80 Score
SirHammerlocks 38 M
11  Articles
Dirty Jokes   12/27/2018

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? <br><br> A guy will actually search for a golf ball. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> What’s the difference between your wife and your job? <br><br> After five years, your job will still suck. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> Know what a 6.9 is? ...


0 Comments, 20 Views, 7 Votes ,4.57 Score
SirHammerlocks 38 M
11  Articles
Dirty Jokes   12/27/2018

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? <br><br> A guy will actually search for a golf ball. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> What’s the difference between your wife and your job? <br><br> After five years, your job will still suck. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> Know what a 6.9 is? ...


0 Comments, 10 Views, 6 Votes ,5.64 Score
SirHammerlocks 38 M
11  Articles
Dirty Jokes   12/27/2018

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? <br><br> A guy will actually search for a golf ball. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> What’s the difference between your wife and your job? <br><br> After five years, your job will still suck. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> Know what a 6.9 is? ...


0 Comments, 3 Views, 3 Votes ,5.39 Score
Robb384 67 M
6  Articles
Who's the Boob?   12/25/2018

A man named Mike went over to his friend's house and rang the bell. His friend's wife, Nora, answered the door. <br><br> "Hi, is Tony home?" he asked her. <br><br> "No, he went to the store." <br><br> "Well, you mind if I wait?" <br><br> "No, come on in." <br><br> They sat down and shortly ...


1 Comments, 57 Views, 11 Votes ,3.73 Score
Robb384 67 M
6  Articles
Who's the Boob?   12/25/2018

A man named Mike went over to his friend's house and rang the bell. His friend's wife, Nora, answered the door. <br><br> "Hi, is Tony home?" he asked her. <br><br> "No, he went to the store." <br><br> "Well, you mind if I wait?" <br><br> "No, come on in." <br><br> They sat down and shortly ...


0 Comments, 21 Views, 4 Votes ,4.41 Score
Robb384 67 M
6  Articles
Who's the Boob?   12/25/2018

A man named Mike went over to his friend's house and rang the bell. His friend's wife, Nora, answered the door. <br><br> "Hi, is Tony home?" he asked her. <br><br> "No, he went to the store." <br><br> "Well, you mind if I wait?" <br><br> "No, come on in." <br><br> They sat down and shortly ...


0 Comments, 13 Views, 0 Votes
Clodiusthefirst 72 M
20  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Santa Claus   12/24/2018

He loves gardening - always going Hoe hoe hoe


0 Comments, 19 Views, 10 Votes ,2.79 Score
Party Games   12/22/2018

One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes, he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles. "Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night, " the mailman comments. <br><br> Bob in ...


1 Comments, 67 Views, 9 Votes ,2.57 Score
lifes4living1975 44 M
7  Articles‚ Score 0.1
How you waft a towel   12/22/2018

6. A husband and wife are having issues in the bedroom, the man has no issues but the woman can’t reach an orgasm, she tells her husband it is because she gets too warm. <br><br> After going to see a specialist, he recommended that they have a constant supply of cool air in the bedroom, so the man asks his best friend to waft a towel whilst him and his wife make love. ...


1 Comments, 50 Views, 8 Votes ,2.78 Score
lifes4living1975 44 M
7  Articles‚ Score 0.1
A 10$ handjob ?   12/22/2018

1. A man walks into a bar. Upon sitting down a busty blond waitress pours him a drink and asks if he would like some food. He looks up at the menu above the bar it says: <br><br> Hot dog – $2 Cheeseburger – $5 Hand job – $10 <br><br> He asks the waitress, “Miss are you the one who gives the hand jobs?” She winks and replies, “why yes I am.” He says, “Well ...


0 Comments, 51 Views, 7 Votes ,2.28 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles‚ Score 0.1
New Playboy Magazine   12/22/2018

Did you here about the new Playboy book they are coming out with for married men??? <br><br> The centerfold is the same woman every month!!! lol.


0 Comments, 7 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
lifes4living1975 44 M
7  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Three sisters decided to get married!   12/20/2018

Three sisters decided to get married on the same day to save their parents the expense of separate weddings. As a further step to reduce the price tag, the three sisters resolved to spend their honeymoon night at home. Later that night, their mother couldn’t sleep, so she went to the kitchen for a cup of tea. On her way, she tiptoed by her oldest ’s bedroom and heard her screaming. The mother ...


1 Comments, 46 Views, 12 Votes ,2.80 Score
Three Sisters   12/19/2018

Three sisters decided to get married on the sme day to save their parents the expense of separate weddings. As a further step to reduce the price tag, the three sisters resolved to spend their honemoon night at hme. <br><br> Later that night, their mother couldn’t sleep, so she went to the kitchen for a cup of tea. On her way, she tiptoed by her oldest ’s bedrm and heard her ...


0 Comments, 47 Views, 11 Votes ,3.17 Score
HORNY OLD LADIES   12/19/2018

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One old lady turns to the other and asks, "Do you still get horny?" <br><br> The other replies, "Oh sure I do." <br><br> The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?" <br><br> The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver." <br><br> ...


0 Comments, 63 Views, 12 Votes ,2.98 Score
lifes4living1975 44 M
7  Articles‚ Score 0.1
20 funny sex jokes   12/19/2018

1. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball. <br><br> 2. What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We’re closed. <br><br> 3. Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor. <br><br> 4. What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used conms? One’s a Goodyear. The ...


1 Comments, 31 Views, 7 Votes ,4.06 Score
HungGuy4FunGirl 34 M
2  Articles
For Points   12/17/2018

This is simply for some POINTS POINTS POINTS!!


0 Comments, 9 Views, 7 Votes ,2.02 Score
Female Surgery   12/17/2018

A sexually active middle-aged woman informed her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because, over the they have become loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept secret and, of course, the surgeon agreed. <br><br> Awakening from the anesthesia, she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she ...


1 Comments, 49 Views, 3 Votes ,1.96 Score
Proof of Purchase   12/17/2018

A little lady went to buy cat food. She picked up three cans, but was told by the clerk, " sorry, but we can't sell this to you without proof you have a cat. Too many seniors are buying cat foot to eat. Management wants proof that you are buying this for your cat." The lady went home, brought in her cat and was sold the cat food. <br><br> The next day, she tried to buy ...


0 Comments, 42 Views, 3 Votes ,0.98 Score
SherlockHolmesBl 35 M
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She said i am coming   12/13/2018

She said i am coming, and she kept cumming...lucky girls


0 Comments, 18 Views, 10 Votes ,2.39 Score
Apology for Blonde Jokes   12/13/2018

A young ventriloquist is touring Norway and puts on a show in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes. <br><br> Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype Norwegian blonde women that ...


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whorecurious 58 C
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Painting Nuns   12/13/2018

The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. So the one nun says to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door." So they do this, and begin painting their room. Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, "Who is it?" "Blind man!" The nuns look at each ...


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lifes4living1975 44 M
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Haha be careful when asking for someones number!   12/7/2018

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" <br><br> I said, "Wow!" <br><br> Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."


4 Comments, 33 Views, 12 Votes ,4.39 Score
bundaberger2 64 M
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fancy dress   12/5/2018

I recently went to a fancy dress party dressed as a HARP and a friend asked me what I had come dressed as. I said a HARP and he replied you cant be you're too small to be a HARP I said are you calling me a LYRE


0 Comments, 21 Views, 12 Votes ,2.27 Score
MarriedManNYC 29 M
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points   12/5/2018

Can't speak to anyone without them


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MarriedManNYC 29 M
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This site   12/5/2018

The joke? see title.


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whorecurious 58 C
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anti depressent pill   11/30/2018

Pharmacist to customer: “Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you a proper prescription. Simply showing your marriage certificate and wife’s picture is not enough!' lpl


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whorecurious 58 C
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Marriage Counsler   11/30/2018

After 35 of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured. Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient ...


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leanohn79 49 M
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haha   11/28/2018

What do you call a dictionary on drugs? Addictionary.


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leanohn79 49 M
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haha   11/28/2018

What do you call a dictionary on drugs? Addictionary.


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leanohn79 49 M
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haha   11/28/2018

What do you call a dictionary on drugs? Addictionary.


0 Comments, 5 Views, 4 Votes ,2.08 Score
leanohn79 49 M
6  Articles
haha   11/28/2018

What do you call a dictionary on drugs? Addictionary.


0 Comments, 5 Views, 4 Votes ,2.86 Score
LaidbackFoCoDave 46 M
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Cows   11/26/2018

What do you call a cow with no legs? <br><br> Ground beef <br><br> <br><br> What is a cow's favorite leisure activity? <br><br> Moooovies <br><br> <br><br> What do you call a cow in the LaBrea tar pit? <br><br> Steak tartar


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BlkMale84 35 M
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3   11/25/2018

A night after tricks, three hookers who lived together were sitting around having coffee and discussing the tricks from the night before. The first one said " I had a fireman the night before and the other two said "How could you tell?" and she replies "That's easy ... his hose was over his shoulder and he smelt like like smoke." The second one said "I had a ...


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BlkMale84 35 M
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3   11/25/2018

A night after tricks, three hookers who lived together were sitting around having coffee and discussing the tricks from the night before. The first one said " I had a fireman the night before and the other two said "How could you tell?" and she replies "That's easy ... his hose was over his shoulder and he smelt like like smoke." The second one said "I had a ...


0 Comments, 17 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
BlkMale84 35 M
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stripper joke   11/25/2018

A boy goes to a strip club. His MOM gets angry Mom: Did you see anything there that you were not supposed to see? BOY: Yes, I saw dad! <br><br> source: http://bookofsex.com.com


1 Comments, 11 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
BlkMale84 35 M
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Why did the man keep throwing Monopoly Money at the stripper?   11/25/2018

Because she kept putting fake tits in his face!


1 Comments, 3 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
BlkMale84 35 M
8  Articles
Why did the man keep throwing Monopoly Money at the stripper?   11/25/2018

Because she kept putting fake tits in his face!


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Hungninethick850 40 M
1  Article
Why are teenage girls so odd...   11/25/2018

Because they can't even!


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BlkMale84 35 M
8  Articles
Why did I post this article?   11/24/2018

just like many of you.. to get some points


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BlkMale84 35 M
8  Articles
Why did I post this article?   11/24/2018

just like many of you.. to get some points


0 Comments, 1 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
whorecurious 58 C
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Startling Sex   11/19/2018

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem ... <br><br> In response the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this ...


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esteroyoungguy 24 M
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Fun   11/16/2018

Does anyone find fun times on here more then 1 out of 10? Lots of flakes


1 Comments, 16 Views, 8 Votes ,1.16 Score
whorecurious 58 C
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Why married women are heavier than single women   11/12/2018

Q. Why are married women heavier than single women? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge... lol


0 Comments, 28 Views, 15 Votes ,3.74 Score
whorecurious 58 C
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Nuns at the Hospital   11/12/2018

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had bypass surgery. He awakened to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked how he was going to the bill. He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance." The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, "No money in the bank." The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who ...


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longandread 46 M
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Just a Veteran Sharing a View Point   11/12/2018

Sometimes it is PAINFULLY obvious that being a Marine is like working in a whorehouse. . . <br><br> THE BETTER YOU PERFORM, THE MORE YOU GET FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!


0 Comments, 10 Views, 7 Votes ,1.00 Score
TravelingMan524 67 M
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Southern girls   11/9/2018

Q ... Do you know why there are so few virgins in the south ? <br><br> . A ... Because it takes so long to say "Quiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit."


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deepdang 34 M
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im chat is pants that bad its not funny   11/8/2018

my joke is chat


0 Comments, 14 Views, 8 Votes ,1.39 Score
MBoralfun 42 M
3  Articles
For the Birds   11/2/2018

We all know the dove is the bird of peace. <br><br> But what is the bird of love? <br><br> The swallow


0 Comments, 15 Views, 11 Votes ,1.30 Score
MBoralfun 42 M
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Why do Scots wear kilts?   11/2/2018

Because the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away!


0 Comments, 12 Views, 8 Votes ,1.16 Score
leanohn79 49 M
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joke   11/1/2018

White guy using urinal, guy comes in to use one next to him and says "wow, I just made it!". WG guy says" can you make me one in white"


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bobburgernfries 57 M
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Football Joke #3   11/1/2018

Q: What is the difference between a New England Patriots fan and a baby? <br><br> <br><br> A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.


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bobburgernfries 57 M
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Football Joke #2   11/1/2018

Q: Did you guys hear about the NFL player who hits women? <br><br> <br><br> A: No the other one. No the other one.


0 Comments, 12 Views, 7 Votes ,1.26 Score
bobburgernfries 57 M
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Football Joke #1   11/1/2018

Q: Did you here about the Packer fan that died at a pie eating contest? <br><br> <br><br> A: The cow kicked him in the head!


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Getting a new Bra   10/29/2018

A flat chested young woman goes out looking for a new bra one day. <br><br> She tries shop after shop trying to find a size 28A yet she can't get one anywhere. Finally, in desperation, she tries her fortunes in a little unmentionables shop run by a woman who's hard of hearing. <br><br> "Have you got anything in size 28A?" asks the young woman. ...


1 Comments, 93 Views, 16 Votes ,2.69 Score
whorecurious 58 C
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wife   10/27/2018

What do you call a woman with no clit?? <br><br> <br><br> ........ <br><br> Nothing she won't cum anyway!! lol


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whorecurious 58 C
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Hillbilly   10/27/2018

We all know why the chicken crossed the road.. Why did the hillbilly cross the road??? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> . Cause his dick was stuck in the chicken!!!


2 Comments, 24 Views, 11 Votes ,2.05 Score
whorecurious 58 C
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boomerang   10/27/2018

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back??????? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> . <br><br> A STICK


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My Favorite because my Grandmother told me this one   10/24/2018

Little Johnny and Susie were good friends and always ate lunch at school together. Not only that, but they both always brought chicken sandwiches for lunch. One day Susie shows up at lunch with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Johnny asks, where's your chicken sandwich? Susie replied, my mom said if I keep eating chicken sandwiches that I am going to turn into a chicken. Well this ...


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What is the cheapest meat you can buy?   10/24/2018

Deer testicles. You get 2 under a buck.


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Haloween Party   10/24/2018

A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. <br><br> So he took his costume and away he went. ...


1 Comments, 63 Views, 7 Votes ,4.31 Score