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If Finding a Partner Was Like Buying a Car  

SexyGILFNeedsLuv 67F
168 posts
3/11/2021 12:05 am
If Finding a Partner Was Like Buying a Car

I'm looking for:
an older model that's been well-maintained and looks, feels, and runs like a much younger model;
not too flashy, not too boring, sporty, and relatively economical to drive;
not so gorgeous that it grabs everyone's attention;
doesn't smoke or use tons of oil;
legal equipment only;
mid-size or larger;
has been put through its paces long enough that you know exactly how it needs to be taken care of and the manual comes with it;
max of two previous owners but okay if it was a lease;
okay with having faded paint and a little discoloration;
is reliable and doesn't need excessive maintenance;
maybe a little rough on the inside but can be restored fairly inexpensively;
doesn't have a big console in the middle preventing good passenger interaction;
will run longer than the younger<b> models </font></b>and can still get me home fast;
runs well without additives is preferred but okay if additives are needed;
okay with having some damage in the past that's been repaired, so long as it's not a known lemon that's been cleverly disguised by the owner, and is going to bite me in the ass (and not in a good way) once the deal is done - you know like an old money pit.

Model has been around a long time and is proven. Not botched by back alley mechanics.

Looking for something that will last a long time, not a test driver, in it for the long haul; a daily driver, not a once in a while on Sunday when the weather is nice type; great for cumming and going.

Be prepared be taken around the block and put the test. Has feel good drive. Radio tuned comedy gets extra points. No fine print in the contract.

Would rather ride a bike than settle!

bker4ever 65M  
269 posts
3/11/2021 7:45 am

I love this lol

SexyGILFNeedsLuv replies on 3/31/2021 10:34 pm:
It does get the point across, doesn't it? I figured guys would understand it. Lol

boobwhisperer69 61M  
8322 posts
3/11/2021 9:57 am

Good luck!!!!

SexyGILFNeedsLuv replies on 3/31/2021 10:34 pm:
Thank you.

FresnoWoman 53F
883 posts
3/15/2021 1:34 pm

Your standards are fair and reasonable. Please don't let anyone try to talk you down from them.

SexyGILFNeedsLuv replies on 3/31/2021 10:35 pm:
I actually like having my house to myself so no settling going to happen here. It gets lonely but that's better than having a pain in the butt man around!

skippy5050 55M

3/30/2021 10:27 pm

mid aged
couple pre owners and test drives but siting on lot waiting on new owner
have plenty rubber on tires to go and last
engine still has lots power and can last without stutter
a great buffing and wash always gets a nice smooth ride
i in a lot not far away

Marvel6653 69M

4/5/2021 5:16 am

I have to admire this post in that it is so original, it has brought a smile to my face and that is worth a lot in this day and time. I have admired the package myself and test runs are always fun. I hope you never lose you humor and forever are blessed in this world. The world needs more like you then it would be a better place.

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