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Blogs > rick315875 > The Storyteller

False advertising!  

rick315875 65M
13314 posts
3/18/2019 10:51 am

Last Read:
3/19/2019 12:38 pm
False advertising!

False advertising
fucking shit
Jesus fucking Christ
I'm fucking pissed
profile explicitly
plainly explains
be big
be clean shower
be disease free
how difficult is that
yet I get
someone coming over
with false advertising
some tiny little
limp dick
that smells
like shit
fuck!
it's like they're
fucking clueless
like I won't
fucking notice
But then
he tells me
he's married
I'm confused
or do I
feel sorry
for him
how the fuck
do you fuck
your wife
with a limp
ass dick
like that

JINJER - Sit Stay Roll Over

https://youtu.be/a98LI-arNS4
adult_themed 51M
17 posts
3/18/2019 3:42 pm

 Hilarious.....
ummmmmm maybe you need a better screening process...


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
3/18/2019 1:20 pm

 Yikes my friend some harsh words for today, but I truly get where your coming from. I was thinking when I first saw the title it would be about all false advertising. What gets me is food commercials and then when you go to the place it looks nothing like the food..
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


rick315875 65M

3/18/2019 11:55 am

 I know this is a pretty brutal poem to write. I apologize. But I just felt like I needed to express my feelings. Although it is a little cruel.


Fourty202fiftwo 43M
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3 posts
3/18/2019 11:41 am

 Make me suck and swallow his load gorgeous today 🍦 and hard soft pnp tacos someone dominate me today


Fourty202fiftwo 43M
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3 posts
3/18/2019 11:39 am

 I want to suck a cock right now and she puts me on my knees and put his cock in my mouth and push my head up and down his cock making me swallow deepthroat his load we cum in her and he pushes my head down and make me eat her cream pie and then he pushes it in me making me moan as I get my first cock right now or later but I want him to cum in my ass as he gives me my first cock yes who ever fucks me my ass is a VIRGIN 9415337 waiting to be Dom by a couple make me moan if I get a couple broadcast it it will be my first cock ever


jajo696 113F
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4287 posts
3/18/2019 11:30 am

 Well at least he is disease free.......I hope. Lol

Sorry for your disappointment, it happens to us all ~~


rick315875 65M

3/18/2019 11:27 am

 Yes that really does fucking suck! And believe me no pun intended.


shazamawam69 61M

3/18/2019 11:24 am

 Oh man, that would suck!


rick315875 65M

3/18/2019 10:53 am

 Tiny little limp dick that smells like shit!


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