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C8998063 39M
81 posts
5/20/2019 5:36 am

Yup


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
5/20/2019 6:28 am

lol... 👍👌


WellPracticed69 52M
5 posts
5/20/2019 7:11 am

Guy walks into a bar and see's a donkey he goes the bar orders a drink see's a big jar of money on the bar...so he calls the bartender over and asks what's with the jar of money....bartender said if you can make the donkey laugh you win the jar of money...so the guy slams his drink and said what the hell puts his money in the jar goes over to the donkey whispers in its ear...the donkey starts laughing its ass off....so he goes and collects his prize....buys a round for the bar...and leaves.....comes back a week later and there is that donkey again....and the jar of money he orders a drink asks the bartender about it....the bartender said if you can make the donkey cry you win it....so the guy sits there drinks his drink and asks the bartender I'll give it a try but is it ok if I take the donkey in the back room for a minute...bartender looks at him and thinks for a minute and said sure what the hell so the guy puts his money in the jar walks over grabs the donkeys lead and brings him in the back 60 seconds later he comes out and the donkey is balling his eyes out....the guy goes up and collects his winnings....orders a round for the bar and as he is sitting there drinking his drink the bartender comes up and asks what the hell last week you made him laugh this week you made him cry what the hell did you say to him......guy takes a big drink and said well last week I told him my dick was bigger than his...this week I proved it!!....


HermanG67 56M
8464 posts
5/20/2019 9:20 am

Tears

A poor day of fishing beats a good......


justskin1 72M
13175 posts
5/20/2019 9:40 am

Hmmmm, I do hope he realized that invitation didn't say only one anything and so he did her and went fishing.
Of course if we knew he did both it is not as funny.

If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin."

I always behave. Preferably not well.


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
5/20/2019 10:09 am

Good morning and rotflmao.. somehow I don't think that's what she had in mind but I love it. Thanks for the great laughs to start off my week, and may today be a great start to your week..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


Leegs2012 51M
96137 posts
5/20/2019 1:13 pm

Nice!! I love it!! LOL!!


vopesahe 62F
36414 posts
5/20/2019 1:54 pm

azriel.

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citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
5/20/2019 4:30 pm

Better tell Steve's wife that there's plenty more fish in the sea


wickedeasy 74F
32404 posts
5/30/2019 2:26 pm

someone is going to have to buy a new mattress when he gets home.

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


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