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People are crazy....
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People are crazy.... Are people in general getting ruder and crazier these days, or am I just getting too damn old to understand them? At dinner tonight, one person at our table said they didn't want another soda refill. So I guess that meant to the server, no-one else wanted anything for the next hour either, cause we never saw her again. At work last week, two of us got on the elevator and pushed our floor. One guy who apparently was on a floor above us, got pissy, pushed through us and said "Let me out, I'll take the stairs" So apparently taking the stairs was quicker to walk up six flights than make one extra stop on the way. As he exited, we got the death stare straighter outta MJ's Thriller. The other day, I was driving around this illustrious city of ours, I was waiting at a stop light to turn red. This guy on a bike, wearing his yellow spandex bike pants, 2 sizes too small helmet pedaled in front of me going the same way I was going. I was think, dammit, now I am gonna be stuck behind this morn fora mile and a half until my next turn off. Sure enough, I made my turn, and at the next light, I caught up with him. There he was, in all his glory, with his butt showing way too much on that bike seat which was way too small stopped right in the damn middle of the lane at the light. The light turned green, and away we went, 5 mph down the middle of a 4 lane road where the speed limit is 45 mph. Did he bother moving over to the shoulder to let me pass? No. Traffic was speeding by us in the left lane while me and a line of cars behind me waiting for this punk ass dill hole held up traffic for two miles. I tailgated this guys ass for a mile until i turned. As I look to my right, wright next to the road is a perfectly good BIKE TRAIL this Lance Armstrong doping wannabe could have been using. But he apparently thinks he is practicing for the Tour de Albuquerque and we were his long line of support vehicles, water cups, tv cameras, and pill dispensers following his every move.I turned off and went on my way. Later on in my very same drive, i watched another douche bag guy on his red Pee Wee Herman wanna be bike go right though the red light without stopping and make a left turn without even a thought. What makes these sum bitches better than everyone else? They think they can ride on the damn roads and not be courteous and FOLLOW THE DAMN RULES OF THE ROAD. Last I checked, I pay license fees to drive my car on the roads, while you and your girlfriend on your two-seater pulling your 3 and pet Shih Tzu named Strudel (who I am sure is dressed up in some outrageous, ill-fitting tutu that makes the themselves want to run out in front of the next dump truck that passes by and end it all) behind you don't. But yet because you have a Honda Civic back in your driveway with a baby on board sign and a stick family decal in your windshield with you all in stars wars costumes, you think you can bicycle around the highways like no-one else is around. Do us renegade car drivers a favor, if your gonna bike, follow the damn road rules. Pull to the side and let cars pass. As fast as you think you are going, there are people who need to get by because they are late for work, school, a birthday dinner, a booty call, or their glory hole appointment. And don't flip me the bird because I am following you too close. If you were to use the trail or pull to the side, we could both go about our day in peace. I don't understand how rude people can be or just be oblivious to everyone or anything around them. I got home, had myself and ice cold beer and listened to some music. Just wished I met the old man in this song instead of the jack wipes i did encounter this week: People Are Crazy by Billy Currington This old man and me were at the bar and we Were having us some beers and swapping I-don't-cares Talking politics, blonde and red-head chicks Old dogs and new tricks and habits we ain't kicked We talked about God's grace and all the hell we raised Then I heard the ol' man say, "God is great, beer is good and people are crazy." He said, "I fought two wars, Been married and divorced." What brings you to Ohio? He said, "Damned if I know." We talked an hour or two About every girl we knew What all we put 'em through Like two old boys'll do We pondered life and death He lit a cigarette He said, "These damn things'll kill me yet. But God is great, beer is good and people are crazy." Last call, it's 2 AM, I said goodbye to him I never talked to him again Then one sunny day, I saw the old man's face Front page obituary, he was a millionaire he left his fortune to some guy he barely knew, his were mad as hell But me, I'm doing well And I dropped by today to just say thanks and pray, and I left a six-pack right there on his grave and I said, "God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy." God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy. God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy.  |
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Nice song! You know, it's a matter of common courtesy and respect, something nowadays society lack of terribly!!  WITHOUT PASSION LIFE IS NOTHING
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1/6/2019 4:39 am |
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