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Laughing till I cried. Thanks for the visuals good thing for all of us you did not post a pic of said left fried oyster. I feel your pain eh  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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I would say put something cold on a burn but . . . . Will you be changing your blog's name to Little Burnt Things now? eh  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Dang ...my half-deaf old dog perked his ears up down here in Texas, now I know why! Feel better soon ...I'd make a comment about being a little too old for that, but no such thing as "young enough" there!
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Don't remember laughing this hard for whole 5 minutes!  Thank you! I need this today. Visit my blog It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World of NaughtyInSO, leave a comment, become a watcher. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LIVE AND LET LIVE Be happy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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That sets up the question. Are you still able to wee in your sandbox? eh  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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I remember accidentally touching an electric fence around the horse corral at a friends house once. I was reaching over to pet the horse. Both the horse and I were quite shocked to see each other Everyone is on a different plane of intelligence. Some people's plane has not taken off yet!! 
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lol. I thought you had a first meet with a hot chick by your headline.
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I can't top that one. I did wreck a brand new pair of shoes one night. My ex and I had been to the local tavern for supper and I had downed a few beers, but I was no where near drunk yet. As we approached my neighbor's place my ex hollered: "PIG!" so I hollered back at her: "BITCH!" to which she responded: "NO! PIG!" and then I noticed that there was indeed a large pig in the middle of my lane, while my mind was still savoring the memory of our waitress' huge tits. I stopped and helped his kids corral the pig and wrassle it back into the sty. The last step I took buried my foot knee deep in pig shit, and when I lifted said foot the new shoe stayed in the muck. I took off the other shoe, winged it into the hayfield, and went home barefoot. And finished getting drunk. But I concede- your own story is fraught with a great deal more personal trauma. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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You do admit to not using those parts much ... did the jolt bring things back to life? [image] Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Would I have to pay extra for that? Everyone is on a different plane of intelligence. Some people's plane has not taken off yet!!
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May as well laugh as cry lol!
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Paul sez You got worse then I can imagine But as i kid i got a jolt when a not so friendly Mister ED horse step on my foot Stole my Apple and backed me into mister Electrified Fence ! to hear that sum bitch Hee haw 
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Oh wow Reg and ouch! Now I def know not to go near any elec fencing, cept in our country at the mo, more likely then not it will be off, cos the power gets put off so much latley! Also now know why I've missed you - your humorous and interesting stuff! Um ..... also hope you're feeling better now - and not soo wet anymore?!  ..... And always 'hold onto all those sexy thoughts'! (Remember if you feel like taking part in some sexy fun then click here!) Come on Some Sketch Fun And Now How About 39Me39 Watching 39You39 If you39d like that Please Comment - So if you would like - click here as well!
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laughing so hard I have tear rolling down my face. That is awesome lol.
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7/3/2015 5:50 am |
That brightened my day up and I choked on my coffee with laughter. Just sprayed my desk and have been left a dribbling wreck. Bet that reduced your sperm count! I feel your pain as we use electrics here and many a time I've caught the wire which everything clenching to the point I've almost turned inside out! You look after your tackle and thanks for sharing your story and cheering up my Friday even if it does mean it's going to take some time to clear the computer screen of coffee, white with no sugar. A & F
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Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! I've come in contact with those electric fences more often than I can to think about. Hope the damage isn't permanent! btw... Did the calf figure out where the milk comes from? Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. 
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